Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

"immortal" ...well not pressing that one

Electro399 years ago

Well. *gets a gun and kills everyone* AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAAHAHA I AM THE QUEEEN

Phantom1177 years ago

Queen of that rock over there

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that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

if those are the only people left on earth... that means im dead!

Logical-loopholes7 years ago

What about the other 23000 that pressed the button

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Kiah Kirdahy12 years ago

Ahem: Hitler is already dead, Justin Bieber hardly qualifies as a person, Dolores Umbridge isn't a real figure and my high school is full of skanks. Argument invalid.

nomnomnomnomnomnom2 years ago

True

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Perana8 years ago

Can you throw in Emma watson and have her like me? Cuz that"s the only way living on a planet with beiber and umbridge could be even remotely bearable

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Right? Though it would take more than Emma to make me say yes to living with umbridge

DavidHarper7 years ago

When I read the first bit I thought to say "in your mom" then I read the second bit😱

Line6 years ago

At least there is hitler with me XD

Daisy ocean girl 9 years ago

Not Dolores Umbridge

gryffindor9whovian9 years ago

I refuse to live on a world with Umbridge on it

nikita11219 years ago

DOLORES IS TOO FAR!!!

Jenelle_Unicorn7 years ago

I can't push the button because that means I want it but...... I MUST NOT TELL LIES

Nubbins2447 years ago

Maybe the rest of the people where on a space cruise and everyone else was banned from it?

Somepersonapparently8 years ago

That"s great. I'll meet Adolf Hitler😊

TheTrollYT8 years ago

If I'm immortal, I can flick everybody remaining off and they can't do shit about it :D

-----------8 years ago

Error 404 all of these Shanks don't count as real people

Malcolmxt8 years ago

Does this mean I kill a lot of people though

xX_XBOX GAMER_xX8 years ago

Never said i cant kill them

Themasterassassin8 years ago

We could have a party

hHihiw8 years ago

You can go to other planet

Yehboi8 years ago

I see no downside

MadiPop8 years ago

obviously you are a muggle

NicholasCrespo8 years ago

hitler, i think i"m jewish, (wink) can you kill me?

chopical9 years ago

eh hitler was a intelligent person , yes he was crazy mad for power but lets face it now days government isn't that far off , they just hate different things and yes he kill a lot of good people but he also killed a lot of bad people as well

abcx9 years ago

And jews wouldn't exist anymore, so he couldn't kill them.

gamrejess135979 years ago

sorry justin and umbridge is a turn off for me.

Davd9 years ago

I mean, you *could* move the rest of the human population to an exoplanet. Then I'd take Bieber and the high school girl with me, since I could teleport. The rest of us live happily ever after and I get superpowers.Hitler is dead and Umbridge isn't real. (...[Show full comment]

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Yes! Leave umbridge with hitler and sees who wins

DoctorDonna9 years ago

The reason Justin Beiber, Adolf Hitler, that skank from high school and Dolores Umbridge are the only people left on the planet is because the rest of humanity has populated other planets and Earth has been turned into a prison for the worst people who ever lived.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

And you will live there...

Lemortede39 years ago

I'd hate to be immortal, but beiber is less of a person and more of a whore. Hitler is dead

funnyboop9 years ago

UMBRIDGE WHY U DO DIS TO ME

Azzlover4569 years ago

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Benedict Charles Costa II12 years ago

I'd rather be left with Beebtard, Hitler, some random skank, but not Umbridge. Nothing's worse than Umbridge.

Clefclark7 years ago

The books are damn good and if you say otherwise. I predict you will burn at a stake

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Spewkies10 years ago

Woo, hitler and I would be good friends.

Bella Pierce12 years ago

No... not Umbridge. You've gone too far.

Phantom1177 years ago

Just kill her

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Michael Baton12 years ago

physical pain!

Jdawg 9 years ago

I wonder who would ship my stuff I got from vat19 to me

Chloe Lee12 years ago

i have blonde hair bue eyes and im not jewish so hitlers no problem, i like justin beiber, and the other two i can live with. Also if i can go anywhere in the blink of an eye, i would just go away from them

Rosa Vesterinen12 years ago

Everyone is speaking how they would repopulate with the skank or bieber.. I would go with Hitler rather than Biebs.. And I would convince Bieber and Umbridge to be together, and the skank would be 4ever alone :D

Pici Axel12 years ago

let the games begin

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

NOOOOOO NOT UMBRIDGE XD

minecraft lover9 years ago

oh fuck no

Panifex8 years ago

Who"s Dolores Umbridge?

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Google. She’s a bitch from harry potter

Shuriken Gaming9 years ago

Hell no!

VentiumGaming9 years ago

btw being immortal is the worst curse ever. after time ends, you'll be stuck in between the fabric of space, freezing, and no way to die and leave that horrible place.

Sazuki10311 years ago

I'd slit my throat before doing that

Soumya8 years ago

Exactly

DarkaiXeno 9 years ago

I don't care. I can just repopulate the earth with the skank and be k. My dignity will be lost forever, but at least I can go anywhere I damn well please, wait till a new generation pops up, and wreck them all in fallout 4.

Jacob Osterhoudt12 years ago

Well, if i was invincible, i would just become the smartest person alive, then figure out a way to bring every dead person ever back to life, Crisis Averted.