Will You Press The Button?

Canesminior9 years ago

Suddenly assassination isn't a problem.

xXM4GG3RXx7 years ago

To minotaur: you May as Well not Press the button at all it Will make No sense you might Think you were smart but that was dumb

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evilman9879 years ago

Master shapeshifting, no one will be the wiser of who is in there pants, eating their soul slowly.

Noxem7 years ago

what

DragonLord7299 years ago

Well scew'em *Excells at Science biology,cures cancer*people:Whatever*biology create dragon* people:Lame!

Jalen____is___cracked4 years ago

Fucking insane

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1337master8 years ago

I Excell at Powerpiont. *badum tshhh*

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Ha ha, I have that skill too but I didn't need to press the button for that did I?

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mr.whatface9 years ago

No one will care about my mix of highly illegal crimes and killings? Sweet.

TheArkerportian9 years ago

So I'll be Donald Trump?

Limenotlemon9 years ago

Wait if no one cares about your work you can never be president or even rich

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

interesting. so extreme magic isnt a relevant work? *summons undead guards*

Nathan Icarus Hurley12 years ago

and suddenly hacking wouldnt be any issue XD

Theamazo7 years ago

I ash Ketchum I"ve always wanted to be Pokemon master so this is perfect 4 me

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dannyphanfiction10 years ago

My skill would be a superpower so jokes on them

Migdin18 years ago

No body would treathen your family. The 2nd biggest super hero problem is solved.

I find all the loopholes9 years ago

Master the skill of universal magic.

Limenotlemon9 years ago

So what if no one cares?

loophole lover9 years ago

Rape is no longer s problem

johnnnh8 months ago

should prolly get your head checked

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Duyanhkute157 years ago

Yes

RiverRainWing8 years ago

And now robbing banks is okay!

MrVilla8 years ago

Chose war. Then you have world peace because war is not relevant. And no down side.

Yuri_plisetsky8 years ago

Drawing manga is not exactly considered relevant anyway!

XxThe-Real420Rick-HarrisonxX8 years ago

Oh come on yes it is my skill is to learn japanese so I don't have to wait for the English translations and dubs

FUCKING USERNAMES9 years ago

Fire dragon ROAR

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Who cares if my work is irrelevant, I'm still getting rich from mastering blackjack.

Nutella-pancakes-139 years ago

And I can murder anyone without the police thinking it is of relevance!

whitefang899 years ago

Become an assassin duh

Moe.i1305 9 years ago

Fuck what other people think, as long as it makes you happy, you're good.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

hmmmmmm becoming my oc. then its really relevant.

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

Suddenly aliens xo,e down from the heavens and ask for me and everyone will be like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?"

VICIOUSspyder7 years ago

Thats just shitty.

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Derpohitler911twintowers9 years ago

Becomes master rapist hehehehehheeh evil Peter laugh the girl doesn't care police see girl moaning and yelling help walks in and see me rape her walks away casually.

ButteryWings9 years ago

climb like ezio and no one gives a shit hell yeah!

viktormn9 years ago

"becomes a master criminal LIKE A BOSS. no1 notice a thing"

RynJin4 years ago

Alternate solution: practice the skill 40 hours a day

gijo7779 years ago

Either way there is no downside.

Cami4807 years ago

if you think about it, that"s a great deal. they didn't say people they said one, one is a number and numbers aren't alive, therefor, i would do so because then you would be fantastically amazing.

Almightycooke10 years ago

my skill is to be able toio use 100% of my brain

Krusek8 years ago

I"d pick solving a rubik"s cube but I can already solve it.

Molly Brown9 years ago

iv mastered it though

Matth3wN8 years ago

Master teleportation.

gibbs331x8 years ago

So, none cares about inter-dimensional travel anymore? Oh well, I'm off to live a dimension I made with Felicia from Fire Emblem Fates.

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

Well then I want to do what ProSyndicate and TmarTn did with CSGOLotto

i-use-my-head-to-slam-the-button4 years ago

ok, i dont care if you find it relavant

LovePJOHOO9 years ago

I don't care, at least I can draw!

Toodles9 years ago

Still I basically lose nothing, unless I over think things and start being selfish because I only want recognition for my work. Anyways I'll press the frickin button...

SonicStyle2007 years ago

Cue a me getting a million wins in fortnite people:meh

RandomPerson19 years ago

Who cares what others think.

KrustyKrabPizza8 years ago

You hear that? If you listen closely you can hear artists facepalming

MelodyStars7 years ago

I now excel at using weapons... no one needs to find my work of relevance.

Collin Harrington12 years ago

My skill of choice (Perfect Computer Gaming) is already irrelevant and pointless.

GodOfMindasty9 years ago

Just because it's irrelevant doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable. What about drawing? People enjoy looking at art, even when it's irrelevant.

Z3r0Sk1ll4 months ago

What if I've wanted to master 3rd degree murder wouldn't nobody care

fabulouslyWiccan8 years ago

........Nobody thought Archery relevant anyway...or blacksmithing.....

Kamek714 years ago

I mean I'll be super fast join 100m sprint in Olympic win with ease and get gold. But nobody will care. Eventually they will. Mark my words...

philtheninja9 years ago

master martial artist

AnimeOverride8 years ago

No one finds swordsmanship relevant, anyway.

SpectrialPhantom 9 years ago

So learning how to operate every weapon in human existence to kill anybody I choose wouldn't be considered important. *Stabs asshole neighbor's neck with knife*

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