Will You Press The Button?

Pyoro7 months ago

Downside?!??!?!?!/!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

fortnitemanlast year

opan gangnanm stle

WholesomeChungus7last year

i hope you've grown and changed as a person

Tsvetock10 years ago

All the asexuals laughed

UrLocalEmolast year

fr Im just looking at this like dream come true.

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KotaCy9 years ago

Well for an asexual this is probably one of the best buttons to ever press. Now people won't say "You just haven't found the right person yet" when I say I'm asexual, I can just say the button makes it so I can't. Win-win.

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

ariaprince9 years ago

-asexual laughter-

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

BWiebe969 years ago

I don't want to be able to read minds. Some people are really fucked up, an I like sex

WolfRex7 years ago

I'm already fucked up so that wouldn't be a problem

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Goonie-559 years ago

No sex=sadness

martinn20019 years ago

SEX! SEX! SEX!

hollyskyes9 years ago

ERROR 404: asexual does not find downside

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

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Lofeezy10 years ago

If asexual, then no downside

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

ThVi-Is-The-Best-ship6 years ago

That"s fine, I'm a minor

cutie kitty9 years ago

NO UPSIDE ;-;

hemlock10 years ago

aro ace cackling in the distance

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

imma_taco8 years ago

lol I don't even wanna read minds nor having sex

LieutenantGD8 years ago

I don't want to have sex anyway B)

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

GorgManOnYoutube8 years ago

Never will have any

DoctorAurora8 years ago

*muffled asexual laughter*

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

Marie12049 years ago

Good day for asexuals lol

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

Toodles9 years ago

Love it how only a few people chose psychic powers instead of sex

Mari Scaryface12 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE

Ducki522 years ago

Absolutely none whatsoever

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Ozzyfam7 years ago

If you could read minds, you could just read Bill Gates mind and steal his money and become rich

Crotalia7 years ago

No downside, yet 64% people want sex more. I'm not even asexual.

WolfRex7 years ago

I would press that button a million times. I could do so much if I could read minds! Sex is just pleasure, mind reading could get me a very successful life if I played my cards right

thebuttonpresser20077 years ago

It"s win/win MY DREAM

MysticalMaster7 years ago

I can't see any downside. I'm lesbian.

D_YellowMadnesslast month

You wouldn't be able to have lesbian sex either.

FireBird1008 years ago

I"ve never hit a button so fast before

f-shark8 years ago

im 11 this is gone to come back to bite me later so no

Superpills8 years ago

Read the mind of someone having sex.

takmaisimliadam8 years ago

Sometimes i say to myself Asdxuals are too fucking lucky

yoyonotyourbro8 years ago

muffled asexual laughter

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

HarmoniousPuppy8 years ago

Not much of a problem for me.

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken8 years ago

I am fine with this

myzer8 years ago

homoromantic over here

LioSoul8 years ago

Seriously? Only 37% pressed the button? Gross...

Lipsinkinglilli8 years ago

Im 9 sooo...... no problem with that

Doge3608 years ago

You read your girlfriend"s mind. She wants to sleep with you. God dammit.

Crotalia7 years ago

lol

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No downside to this

Seventh Seal9 years ago

Any "can't have sex" deals are automatically NOPE. And I don't care much about what other people are thinking anyway.

spurius1878 years ago

If it was "You can have infinite wishes BUT you can never have sex again" i would do it. Than you can wish to have sex again and have infinite wishes as well.

Coconut slipper9 years ago

What if would someone rape me?

kian..h9 years ago

FUCK that I'm having sec

kian..h9 years ago

Sex not sec

DangerFuzionx9 years ago

No upside I NEED SEX

CheeseMaster9 years ago

sex is important

zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

Nope sex is awsome

psychotic110 years ago

um i dont want to know what people are thinking and sex is to good to give up

Kayla Pyro Duperault12 years ago

I'm asexual and aromantic so this doesn't bother me too much...

Ratatatatuille7 years ago

Man, I fucking HATE asexuals! They are b-o-r-i-n-g. This may sound wierd, but I am a really nice person, but I'm really fucking annoyed that I can't get a gf. Actually. If I went too deep into this shit, telling you my whole love life, we would be in the end of eternity, that"s how long it is.

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Amber Smith12 years ago

Aslexuals everywhere violently press the button

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

Felix Faber12 years ago

i'm Felix and I'm SPECIAL!!!

Matthew Marks12 years ago

LOL NOPE

Cat_Spit7 years ago

Cant have but still have the desire? Or dont want to have?

matk29119 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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