Will You Press The Button?

Evening321 9 years ago

Just write a fictional character that doesn't need to sleep, flawless partner. Your welcome

UltralegoGamer 11 years ago

Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.

Otakusama 3 years ago

I think of Azusagawa Sakuta

Death Angel 11 years ago

I would marry a vampire then, they don't sleep

SomePerson2569 5 years ago

I thought they slept when it is day

Allyson Michelle Clark 13 years ago

I'll just do what they did in 50 first dates, make a video for them to watch everyday when they wake up of who i am, and film our wedding, and i'll have them, and myself write down everything we did that day before we go to sleep.

Iamnigger 2 months ago

genius!

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Hubbard1233 5 years ago

Bruh

Scan_me 5 years ago

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China 5 years ago

I want Hatsune Miku!

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MegaDoge 9 years ago

Jacob?From the Twilight saga?

Just-another-girl 5 years ago

he"s a werewolf not a vampire

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cheesegal 10 years ago

Free fictional character! They have forgot you every morning but it"s better than nothing. You can also divorce them if you don't have romantic feelings for that character. I don't see the downside :)

PokerfaceCat 9 years ago

Vampires don't sleep. HERE I GO DIO BRANDO YAAAAAAY (also he won't kill me because the last button I pressed gave me immortality)

SomePerson2569 5 years ago

but don't they sleep when its day?

Kara Gates 13 years ago

Castiel never sleeps. Therefore, I win.

iTzShaDo 8 years ago

True Damn people are smart XD

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Dinorex 9 years ago

It"s like marrying myself except I"d have married a fictional persona

sabyoy 9 years ago

Death angel your name literly says what you'll be if you marry a va!pure death u will die if you marry a vampire your a human!

AllastroS48 10 years ago

Looks like that Adam Sandler"s movie

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

The only downside is that you have to revive their memory.

jshaw71 11 years ago

I don't think I could deal with that, but that's just me...

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Nutce_jc.4 11 years ago

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Laparas 10 years ago

Fuck you

PGhostCZ 11 years ago

I gained the ability to marry a non-existing person. The question here is: Will I ever do it? :D

BamtanJEM 11 years ago

Remarry every day......... not worth it

suyun101101 2 months ago

im not gay

Meghan Kajira 11 years ago

What's the point?

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken 10 years ago

It will be like 50 first dates!

Sebby4life 10 years ago

(Sebastian from black butler) well I will have no problem with this since he's a demon and doesn't require sleep

ThePurpleCharizard 11 years ago

Jokes on you, RUBY DOESNT NEED SLEEP!

xXLalaDevilukeLoverXx 11 years ago

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OmniSam1 11 years ago

Who cares?

roses-of-random 11 years ago

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underfellsans95 11 years ago

Sans. HERE I COME!

Ererifangirl20 10 years ago

Same XD

Assassith 11 years ago

Whats the difference now?

Revillo_Phoenix 3 years ago

I'll pick one that doesn't need sleep, pretty sure there are a good number of super powered animu waifus that have the trope of "technically I don't need to sleep, I just do it cause why not" and then tell her that she'll get amnesia if she sleeps so she stops doing it.