You'll have the dream job you've always wanted.
but
Every time you notice an attractive person, you'll start screaming.
I will not


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MarkSepticPie 11 years ago
I dont wanna scream everytime i look in the mirror!

num1goonlord last year
Yaoi!
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Elizabeth Palladino 13 years ago
As if I don't already scream

Annoying_shitster_who_likes_cookies 8 years ago
*sees voice actor for erin* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hi AHHHHH
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Lazy-Potato-Writer 10 years ago
This is a win win for asexuals.

Correct 6 years ago
Asexual? R u a cactus lmao

53NP41 11 years ago
NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Senpai: GET AWAY FROM ME CREEP!!!

Brigader_Kyon 10 years ago
Internal Screaming, so jokes on you

NodoBird 10 years ago
What a beautiful way to meet someone.

lopsidedhead 10 years ago
*muffled aromantic laughter*

num1goonlord last year
Get over yourself man
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me30 8 years ago
You could scream internally

Chris Messier 13 years ago
[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
Loophole
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EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago
who said i have to scream loudly?

utubeme 9 years ago
then you"re like ough!

IdkTbh 10 years ago
This would be hilarious xD

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago
Well, it didn't define "scream" or "attractive", and it didn't say how long I scream.

QuarkyFuck 9 years ago
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Cj Mcbride 13 years ago
Like I would notice a *Screams loudly*

Koen Fakke 13 years ago
i don't see a difference in what i do now :)

Jessi Fox 10 years ago
i would press it if it was internally

EmeraldUwU 5 years ago
this would just turn out to me barrading my friends with very loud compliments towards them

bakara_chan 11 years ago
"Hey I like you- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE YOU AHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHAHHAHS!!!!!!!!!!!"

batik_guy 9 years ago
My dream job is to get paid £100.000/week for not screaming everytime I see attractive people 😂

DaLord 12 years ago
I Can get my dream job without the button

Drwaffle23 7 years ago
*sees crush* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

KameleonBoy999 11 years ago
but thats what i'm already doing..************... *=SCREAM!

The_Reaper_Master 9 years ago
But what if you find no one that lives in your city attractive? :))))))))

Abbigaelle Casseus 13 years ago
Isn't that fan girling

NinjaHaxD 10 years ago
I already fan-girl scream for Kaneki...so why not?

mtheman 10 years ago
scream like you"re being stabbed or scream like you won the lottery

bobshellby 11 years ago
im forever alone so I don't give a fuck

CoralineXander 8 years ago
*me blushing and yelping when I see a cutie* Cutie: Whoa, are you ok? Me: *still blushing* Y-yea, I'm sorry but you"re j-just... Wow. you"re r-really pretty...

NAM8 11 years ago
so X factor?

Raffijan_747 2 years ago
People that wish to work in a hair salon: "Your haircut is done." *screams*

JACKCENA 11 years ago
why is this even a ?

FathanFD28 9 years ago
YEET

kainaris 11 years ago
I pressed the button, just for the fun XD

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
*Asexual laughter intensifies*

Leafshade 12 years ago
Internally.

Grell-Sutcliff 10 years ago
O Bessy!!! I need you Sebastian

Mandarin 6 years ago
I already have my dream job. Upholstery

XuanlongGiratina 11 years ago
Holy crap she's ho- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Maur 11 years ago
Do it anyways :3

N-rage 8 years ago
Fails to notice myself.

JeffreyLegoMan 11 years ago
So I would scream anywhere I went

acefirstbase 8 years ago
Define attractive? Physically? Mentally? Like aesthetically pleasing?

21st Century Caveman 11 years ago
Doesn't say it's a horror scream. It'll be like those cartoony girl screams or something like that.

BloodStreamer 10 years ago
lol

Drakor last year
I don't find people attractive

SarahHarris 11 years ago
*i ser sebastian* AAAAAAH

oldnotweak 12 years ago
hahahahahaha i would love it hahaha

silverwind 10 years ago
Looks into a mirror Sooooooo handsoooooome

SupeCrazyRooster 11 years ago
Ok so what

Nubbins244 9 years ago
*Internal screaming*

Pornflakes 10 years ago
*me looking in the mirror* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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