Will You Press The Button?

CoolAwesomeSylvester3 years ago

always on top of the grind 💯💯💯💯

FawfulTheLawfulMallful3 years ago

BEING THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN WAITS FOR NO ONE!

EdgarPugMeep8 years ago

I can't snap my fingers.One time I saw this thing online. "If you can clap your hands, touch your nose, and snap your fingers, you are a normal person" I said FUCK THAT SHIT

WolfYou7 years ago

Loophole: they’d die anyway

Kingsize8 years ago

I can't snap My fingers :(

Flueppy8 years ago

Me neither

DILLONMLG 9 years ago

I call bullshit I don't know how to snap my fingers

reinajacobs8 years ago

Bye Africa

Hunter H. Holmes12 years ago

Loophole: first conjuration--enough food and money to appear for every poor hungry child. Only one has to die.

Kiwi11095 years ago

damn and i pressed no before i read this

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It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here7 years ago

Loophole: your first miracle is food to all the poor, because if no one is hungry than no one dies because there isn't a poor HUNGRY child. Also don't make this money because that would cause inflation making everyone poor.

DoomofAnubis7 years ago

Better loophole: materialize a button that let"s you use all your powers without any negative effects. Then materialize a button that ends hunger, secures peace, makes infinite human habitable (as in with everything humanity needs to survive and grow) pock...[Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Anti-loophole: by your logic, Hitler will be reincarnated and start another Holocaust. And people won’t care as everyone is immortal and there’s peace.

Will Howard12 years ago

put him out of his misery

Taker_of_Hells2 years ago

Yes

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ScuicidalSheep8 years ago

Well screw those poor Africans, superpowers, here I come!

12345qwer8 years ago

ew.i kill u

PriscillaLacaillade8 years ago

First ,donate food. second wait a year.last use your powers

Matsuo Yamada12 years ago

I CANNOT SNAP MY FINGERS :c

Hggvnbg4 years ago

same xd

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Lautaro Trefilio12 years ago

>implying i give a shit about poor kids

BoiledSpuds5 years ago

What the fuck? Theres no need to day that, even if you mean it. Why cant you try using loopholes instead of just saying "Fuck "em"

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Sawyer Keeneth12 years ago

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villlain

Angel Lewis12 years ago

I can snap my fingers and make this world perfect and only one person would have to die

666DevilDoge6668 years ago

You can stop a world hunger

swordsman9 years ago

this

Mecha_miles2 years ago

Define poor hheheh

kittyplays1239 years ago

i would just snap wealthy children out of my fingers XD

dingdongbingbong11 years ago

You could only use your power once in a while

godisbosser9 years ago

Make food and cash so there arent poorpeople

BilI3 years ago

Put em out of their misery

Yoloswagger9 years ago

Who cares about the poor

Thomas Clarke12 years ago

it states a poor hunger child so if u make infinite money and stop all poverty then there is no poor children

Sandor7 years ago

I'm a bad person

Zederik9 years ago

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Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested4 years ago

*pulls out caustacyst* ok your dying now

Undertale4me8 years ago

WHOEVER PRESSED THE BUTTON IS SELFISH

Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested4 years ago

or they found a loophole

Theprobruh9 years ago

I don't give enough fucks about africa

TheContemplator8 years ago

With this power, you can find a cure for cancer.

Arkaizboss9 years ago

Good point hunter way to go you get the loophole award Good job

Yehboi8 years ago

Hell yeh

Shirley Fox10 years ago

But the poor and hungry child is gonna die anyways

TylerBlevins4 years ago

Fortnite

Brennanbug3 9 years ago

One problem I can't snap my fingers

Lukyn Peterka12 years ago

I think I would be new Hitler.

Legendaryjtdis11 months ago

Downside?

The Killer Courier9 years ago

i agree with Hunter H. Holmes

naturegirl199910 years ago

I wouldn't use them very much maybe once in 4 decades even then I could make tons of food appear for the hungry children antitrust will last for 8 decades

densch7 years ago

win win. Africa problem solved and I get saiki"s powers! :-D totally worth it. And yeah, just dismiss poverty from existence. Probem solved.

Lafty9 years ago

Nuuu i pressed button ill nvr use my powrs!!!

cookbadger8 years ago

I made the math, one child die of hunger every 10 seconds. So basicly as long as i don't use my powers more than once every 10s that will make no diffrence.

Hydrow9 years ago

Actually killing a starving child is not a bad thing, put it out of its misery xD

Craftingjunk7 years ago

If I use it enough I won't have to write those stupid stop world hunger essays

Awesomo2369 years ago

Soo basically real life without the power so sorry but il press the button

Cupkake_Kitty8 years ago

If he was so hungry and sick, wouldn't it be better for him to just feel better

Skyler24259 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

PoipoleADMyt3 years ago

Error 404: downside not found (they would die anyways, you"re just speeding up the process)

Phoenixfire9 years ago

Well, the poor and hungry child will die anyway so you will end their misery quicker

luna11 years ago

SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE

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