i can deal with that... after i freeze them in place, teleport them to another planet, suck out there soul, change them into aardvarks and mind control them into performing hamlet.
Only if one of my powers is to correct terrible spelling and sentence structure in WillYouPressTheButton questions
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fleebox3910 years ago
so id get super powers and nothing else changes?
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GBvX2 years ago
I wish that "everyone" was more specific... and I wonder if there was the option of making sure no one else knew that I had all these abilities to begin with. Hey wait, that might not actually be impossible to do when "you have every single super power". T...[Show full comment]
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Daily Trash10 years ago
I don't want every super power
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therandomizer12 years ago
Then it will lead the evil
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Kaycinder11 years ago
I can recover from depression though with the help of my chipper attitude!!!
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Craftiano4 years ago
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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WildWarrior11 years ago
just make myself happy with sex!
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
Just use your powers to permanently shut people up, that'll teach the bitches to try & fuck with me.
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Crystal rock blue obsidian pie 11 years ago
That's My school life
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Panifex9 years ago
I have the power to shut them up and the power to cure my depression
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Elfiplier11 years ago
I'd use my super powers to make myself happy and change everyone's opinion of me freak to great person. You know, since I have ALL the superpowers.
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Migdin110 years ago
That means im omniptent, that means that i can change reality so i am happy. Problem solved
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lfwpanda811 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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flzzzzy6 years ago
so i become a god... but i"m called a freak and depressed? i think the depression would go away fairly quickly if i had *every super power in existence*.
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brisby941111 years ago
meh. iḿ already an unwanted freak :)
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Infernogaming123X10 years ago
I'm always depressed
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DragonOverlord72712 years ago
Im with CrazyMango4997 on this! :D But if you had EVERY power you also have mind-control, so you could just FORCE them to like you if nothing else...
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AmyWilliams11 years ago
A freak is "a person, animal, or plant with an unusual physical abnormality." So I guess I'm not a freak so they would be wrong. But I would kind of enjoy people calling me that. I am definitely abnormal in mentality. Depression wouldn't be so bad I guess!
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kiteen9 years ago
I'm already depressed so that"s nothing. plus thats nothing new I'm already bullied so it would be like a regular school life
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lovebunnyy11 years ago
Why would I be called a freak? I have every power, so screw them
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ThatOneKidwafflleee8 years ago
HAHA IM ALREDY THE NEGATIVES HAhaha whhyyyy
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tjcrochet310 years ago
Cant one of your super powers to not be called a freak and to not be depressed?
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Hold3 years ago
Just manipulate them into thinking you are not a freak
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turtlenugget69810 years ago
use power over them its like wassup freak what u say m8 sends them into blackhole who next i aint need no knowledge
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Gabriel Dean Stephan13 years ago
The downside to this is Depression. Even if it's out of character for you to get depressed, the button forces you to get depressed over people teasing you, even if that's normally something beneath your notice.
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Nagatodude10 years ago
Hell yeah.... Doesn't say how long the negatives will last
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howardsw911 years ago
After you get super power quit school,ta-da no depression.
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