You get to eat anything you want for the rest of your life without putting on weight and you look amazing
but
You lose all your friends except one to cancer
I will not

duckbutt 11 years ago
around 30% care more about looks than friends (=_=)

ThatWaffle 9 years ago
ikr what jerks
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Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago
HA! Joke's one you, I don't have any friends.

I_LIKE_TOAST 7 years ago
Low self confidence mode //ACTIVE///
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MikaylaHanson 9 years ago
I already eat without putting on any weight... I need to GAIN weight .-. 87 lbs, 4"10, 18 year old.

IzzyWinters-PunQueen-RulerofRaccoons-andLadyofMoose 9 years ago
5"9, 180 lbs, 15 year old... I envy you.
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Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
What exactly is a "friend"?

JLOtywyn 9 years ago
427... well if that’s the definition then I have no friends!!!
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Rainbows_Are_Real 10 years ago
JOKES ON YOU I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND! I also have a best friend but technically there"s a difference between a friend and a best friend.

Ultimate_Destroyer35 8 years ago
same
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Hamza Qureshi 13 years ago
i was lonely anyways

Sarakun 8 years ago
I eat alot and I'm not that fat anyways

Apocalypse_2 11 years ago
I already look amazing

Dogeness 10 years ago
Friend,???ohh u mean my imaginary ones

Myles Garrett Guest 13 years ago
Exposing =/= Infecting

Logqn 4 years ago
No im trying to bulk

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
only have 1.

dragonfighter10 11 years ago
wait what if i have some kid friends they die to cancer well thats dark as fuck

Emily01 10 years ago
" I don't have, ffFRIEENDSs!!" -Sherlock (and me tbh)

The-Pope 6 years ago
I only have 1 friend

REBOOTG 11 years ago
? What are...Friends?

Ihatemyself 9 years ago
Jokes on you I only have one solid friend

Commissar 10 years ago
Not worth it

origami_maker9000 7 years ago
If I have my best friend and my crush, I'll be happy

xXxNonScoperPewdiePie360 11 years ago
My butt is cool

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I don't have friends. I have BEST friends :D

Magickmaster 12 years ago
Slow cancer.

thethinker_jr 8 years ago
If you lose your friends be friends again

deathburn55 11 years ago
I only have one friend

Emilykats 10 years ago
Wait can I press the button after me and him are boyfriend and girlfriend so ally stupid ass bitches friends will fuck off

Yoshi Otis Williams 13 years ago
i could never risk my best friend like this, almost anyone else, but never my best friend

boykisser 2 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE POGG

squid_water 11 years ago
be mean to them, they won't be your friends. come back press the button. be friends again.

NaixinZong 10 years ago
its just like saying i have any friends

Keitro 5 years ago
fuck yeah

Gabrielpds 11 years ago
Well, I already have just one friend anyway...

pandafanlolz 11 years ago
I don't have friends :(

SigurdCi 7 years ago
That"s not the law of equivalent exchange

RepeaterGamer 11 years ago
I can make new friends cuz i look awesome.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Uh oh.

logicalreasons 11 years ago
spacistVocalist Tru

elite king 10 years ago
Ok what type of cancer

MusashiKaneko 9 years ago
Im already able to eat anything with out gaining much weight lowkey

evestraw 12 years ago
only have 1 friend i win..... :'(

NinjaKoala 10 years ago
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FlamingChoco 8 years ago
Do i get to choose who gets cancer?

i8toast 11 years ago
Wait why did I press this button I just remembered I have a super high metabolism... I ALREADY HAVE THIS POWER...

babajima 4 years ago
what the fuck is this?

PTXistential.crisis 11 years ago
I only have one friend

Mcalainaw 8 years ago
That depends, which friend? Or Facebook friend?

WayT00Many11ama5 10 years ago
i basically already eat as much as i want and i"m still healthy weight so jokes on YOU

Nathaniel Douglas 13 years ago
i only have one friend anyways

abcx 9 years ago
Do I lose them instantly or will I see them die? "Cause the latter would be much more painful.

creeper857 11 years ago
if you have 1 friend you have no downside xd

Tactleneck 10 years ago
I pressed it, not ashamed to admit how vain i am.
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