You will be the most intelligent person in the world, to the point that they will call you the next Einstein and you are also the richest and married to your favorite celeberity
but
You have a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on your head
I will not


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Phantom1 9 years ago
So you"re literally a dickhead?

ipushbuttons 5 years ago
lol funniest thing to post about that
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Rainbowplayz7257 2 years ago
Invent a wig

kathprat7611 11 years ago
Wear a wig. Wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby 10 years ago
wear a hat

Rowan ThisIsmyrealnamelolwat Kendall 13 years ago
shave....

BuzzyBeetle216 4 years ago
true
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Hannah-chan Jore 13 years ago
Does anyone ever worry about the people who write some of these?

TheFortniteGuy 8 years ago
of course https://tenor.com/sWY7.gif
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JHarden13 10 years ago
Shave your offThen it will grow back normally! SURPASSING DOWNSIDES #3!!!

summersoulsart 5 years ago
I'm a cosplayer so I would wear a wig anyway

Papagarry 8 years ago
Who writes this shit up lol

FreshwaterSquid 9 years ago
HATS. ALL THE HATS.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago
I honestly think this is a win win..... What is my life

Bart Jansen 13 years ago
wear a wig

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
Shavern.

summersoulsart 5 years ago
Hello There

Carret190 9 years ago
Grow your hair back.

Pigmanrino 9 years ago
Make hats cool again

Emily_paris_11 9 years ago
It doesn't say where...I choose inside my mouth under my tongue

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
Didn’t even think about that

Emilymccue 9 years ago
Wigs exist

ByronCrooks157002890 9 years ago
i can be a literal dickhead

Etharian 10 years ago
And my name will be Herold Penisman!

Jack The Ripper 11 years ago
Hair transplants

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago
Wear a wig.

EdgyMemes 11 years ago
Shave.

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago
You can just shave the rest of your head bruh, or you can buy some hair growth equipment.

ZEN 352 11 years ago
Fin3 i wood g3t lt 7ixed they dld n0t sa7 we cou1d n0t¿ □■●○

Axlwaxle 5 years ago
r/ihadastroke
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KonoDioDa 11 years ago
Just get a fedora

Kate McGeeker 13 years ago
rock that baldpatch the the badass you are

hypes123 11 years ago
WIN-WIN SUCKA!!!

Rachyl LeVee 13 years ago
......what's the downside?

InfiniiJ 6 years ago
AIR (aka nothing)

Rick Wiemer 13 years ago
I got a person who love that patch so dont care

Daniel Sutherland 13 years ago
Uh shave...

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
872 people either have no ethnic friends or don't know how to work a weave/wig.

Andy2 10 years ago
No downside.

wassim 11 years ago
I am einstein i can solve anything even a baldpatch in the shape of a penis on my head np

Julian_Frost 9 years ago
Hats bitches...., But what if I don't want to marry a celebrity rather someone I know?

KonataLS 10 years ago
Hat. Now bring me Michelle Kwan.

Orla 12 years ago
Just have surgery or use a product?

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 9 months ago
The next Einstein, huh? Nah, I don't think I need to press this one ;)

Swegify 9 years ago
i think ill go with my crush

Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy 11 years ago
Anybody ever think of wearing a hat? If that doesn't work, get fake hair and cover that baldpatch

Angry_Sandwitch 8 years ago
But what if I don’t want to marry a celebrity?

Jazz Jennings 13 years ago
It's called a wig

TailsMomos 3 years ago
I can make an operation to get rid of that penis

Martinsofia1221 11 years ago
But i dont have a penis... ._.

IsaiahTaber 8 years ago
One word: fedora

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
So by pressing this button I'm not only modern day Einstein, but also a dick head?

ZSniper432 11 years ago
Do I have to marry a celebrity?

grdavis 10 years ago
Just shave. Voila: problem solved

Kiwi123 11 years ago
I would be bald

Driconian 9 years ago
Shave ... Hats ... Just embrace it.

flin17 10 years ago
glue some hair on that spot.

Aphoriste 11 years ago
Go bald
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