Whenever you die you can rise from your ashes like a Phoenix
but
As soon as you rise one person within 100 yards randomly combusts.
I will not

Arcanedoom59 11 years ago
be 100 yards away from Donald Trump

Gif_ last year
100 yards away is unlikely to do it, get about 50 yards away.
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COSMICGENESECT 10 years ago
So I can run up too a Justin BIEBER concert and commit suicide? FUCK YEAH!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Jesus Christ that"s dark as fuck!
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KidScion 11 years ago
So put them out, never says the person dies they just light on fire.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
That’s SPONTANEOUSLY combusting, CharleeOwen
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Grandpotamis 10 years ago
Join ISIS shoot yourself in the head and repeat YAY

ShadowLaveceStary 10 years ago
So if I get murdered then the murderer would die and come back like "Karma Bi***!"

xcassie_xox 11 years ago
*dies 100 yards away from ex*

Neopolitan 10 years ago
You CAN rise from the ashes. So if your family were to be 100 yards, you can wait for resurrection.

Watermelonman 10 years ago
I can doesnt mean i do

Kitt 11 years ago
Someone kills you? lol nope

Shelby Chase 13 years ago
hope you don't die at afamily reunion...

slhammer 4 years ago
just carry a fire extinguisher everywhere
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smartass 11 years ago
Just go 100 yards away from everyone with someone u want to die kill urself and kill them also it said can optional so duh

AlexXYZ222 10 years ago
Got hunted down by someone 100 yards away, sweet revenge

Shaunethomas 10 years ago
I see what sweet revenge your talking

Pomegranate 9 years ago
And if I'm alone? Also, can't I just bring water everywhere? Then again- I don't want eternal immortal life, the earth kinda sucks, so no.

b2198 7 years ago
You CAN rise from the ashes, which implies you choose if you want to revive or not, so no downsides.

Daniaelh2457 9 years ago
So get killed by someone you hate

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago
Ok!

NotThatGuy 9 years ago
Who the fuck wants to be reborn??? Just die already folks

KennytehKat 5 days ago
That's the glorious part it says you can resurrect, not that you have to

EnderHIM 9 years ago
keep yourself more than 100yds away from anybody whenyoudie.

ShippingTrash 9 years ago
Why did I laugh imagining this?

Nathansme 10 years ago
The most bad ass way of taking out an enemy camp EVER

☆Tinker☆ 10 years ago
Make sure your burried near Donald trumps house and prey that it might be him.

Gizmo 10 years ago
No i wanna stay dead.

Kamiwasnothere 11 years ago
Hope I rise from my ashes with some clothes on

Sanicdrago 8 years ago
jist keep some water nearby att all times ubless its trump

wakey 11 years ago
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jjcom100 10 years ago
if someone kills you they die and if you are in a hospital your family won't know exactly when you are going to die

Genkiduro 12 years ago
"That person near you could be your family or loved ones" ... Just don't die near your family or loved ones xD

FeatherJoe 10 years ago
That is selfish to say yes, putting other lives in danger

WildCardAce 5 years ago
I can become a suicide assassin.

MasterRabbit101 11 years ago
Voldemort kills harry then dies as Harry comes back

Box-O-Cookies 9 years ago
I would die next to somebody that is about to die

$$-ANAKLUSMOS-$$ 10 years ago
If all the people press the button, anithing die!!!

Orionameno 6 years ago
Noone Near?

SirBiggles 11 years ago
Become a contractor with a military, work alone, infiltrate bases/recon, and LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNKKKIIIIINNSSSSSS

Lonemaster 11 years ago
Come on guys lets do it.
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Mai-chan 9 years ago
After I die, leave my ashes in the middle of a deep forest or other remote location. After I rise, no one combusts because no one is around me. (Never said you come back right away)

taranick 12 years ago
This is like the Phoenix from Warehouse 13.

Cat_thwomper 8 years ago
But what if you die when there is nobody within 100 yards is there?

who needs a name? 11 years ago
people who owns houses without yard will survive from this

TheChoice 9 years ago
I'll just use my telepotation I got from another button to telepotation to the middle of nowhere,wait and with the book I brought and telepotation back.

Chase Castellano 13 years ago
Haha I'd love to see the look on Obama's face

sergio_says_hey 10 years ago
Enagás okay

TeamAwesomeness 10 years ago
this is funny.

ThorOdinson 4 years ago
what if nobody is within 100 yards of you

ViveLeQc 9 years ago
It says that you rise from your ashes...so that means you need to die from burning alive...

www73699 6 years ago
exactly

DaintyAppleBottom 11 years ago
Sounds like a good idea for a red/ black phoenix in MTG. WOTC get on that.

Radioactive_Foxy 6 years ago
If this was real I"d say I Always Come Back everytime I come Back

Katy-Cat 9 years ago
Just die 101 yards away from people and no one combusts

Haloboi04 12 years ago
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who needs a name? 11 years ago
how the FUCK this stuff work?

camcamhow 10 years ago
I leave a note saying to stay 150 yards away from me

CharleeOwen 9 years ago
Well i"m on my way to my ex"s house.

Chiara Morelli 13 years ago
Previously on Pushing Daisies...

ArKade47 10 years ago
I can, but won't
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