Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 3 months ago

Talk about overwhelming downside.

Maharid 2 years ago

There are better dillemma for that pro so PASS.

bilbo baggins 11 years ago

i think i would of done possibly if it didnt say that they would have slow painfull deaths and there screams echo in your ear for a year

Destruct 8 years ago

It dont say whan they suffer those deaths or if you were there for their death

Brandon LÃ³yalty Lyons 13 years ago

Satan made this one.

Whats-wrong-with-me 6 years ago

*holy music stops*

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Slayer22521 11 years ago

I don't listen to music and our atoms never touch, so...

Fedxftw 9 years ago

They do, touch isn't physical contact, it"s interaction.

bilbo baggins 11 years ago

22% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DID THIS ONE IS DEMENTED

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Gloves

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adiltheawesome 11 years ago

wear gloves

Gooby2005 10 years ago

Jeasus Christ who ever says yes is a fucking cultist

Anime_Guy15 6 years ago

guess i"m a cultist.

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Shadow Hole 10 years ago

Who the hell pressed the button?!?!

Frey 6 years ago

You can just wear gloves

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Diana Nguyen 13 years ago

Wear Gloves !

frosty07 7 years ago

Conceal, don't feel.

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SnaiLords 11 years ago

I never hit the "I will not" button so fast in my life. Music is what keeps me going in life, and I don't want to have a touch where it causes someone a slow painful death with their screams echoing in my ears. Even though I want touch someone more then 5 ... [Show full comment]

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

I know! Dubstep is the only thing keeping me from insanity. And I don't want screams echoing in my ears for a year.

portaljack98 11 years ago

So if you touch your self you die.

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Gloves

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Alden1014 9 years ago

No down side This sounds fun

Alden1014 9 years ago

No down side That sounds fun

Oodle Snort 9 years ago

Hey guys, this means you could make your dick the size of an entire piano.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

I NEED MY BIG MACS!!!

Zed Smith 13 years ago

for 10 years, unlimited shopping budget, i can buy a tank if i wanted to, i can pay to get my license, who would pass down 50 million, hell, i could get in trouble with the law, if you were a cop, and saw me and i was wanted, would you accept my offer of 100 million or take me in?

randomjax 10 years ago

I'd take you to jail

Vicki DePastino 13 years ago

17 percent of people have pressed this button... WHAT.

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Gloves

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BeeTheImmortal 11 years ago

Upside???????????!!!!!!!! I wont give yoh Mozart biiitch

Undertale4me 10 years ago

Wtaf is this?!

Bagotrash 4 years ago

what kind of sadist hell did this derive from? did satan get a mini satan here or what

thepoptart 11 years ago

Well crap

Petraklas 9 years ago

i already dont listen to music i dont have any friends and i never touch my family hmmmm sould i press it?

DroxDragon 10 years ago

Wow. . .

Donutsu 6 years ago

Wear. Badass. Gloves.

Youtuberfg 11 years ago

Actually I think there's a tiny molecule wide space between everything you 'touch' and in case, I'd where two thin gloves.

PsychicSandshrew 9 years ago

Having an infinite budget would cause inflation and ruin the world economy, right?

09morbab 11 years ago

gloves ???

1UP_Official 8 years ago

AnYwAyS, i"M nOt GoNnA pReSs ThE bUtToN. *pReSsEs ThE fUcKiNg BuTtOn*

camping gunner 11 years ago

well i like my appearance i dont shop much and i eat a lot without getting fat and i love my family and music so hell no to that button

Kute_kitty 9 years ago

I'm listening to music rn tho ;-;

BjÃ¶rn Falkenbach 13 years ago

This is some King Midas shit righ here D:

RandomDude420 10 years ago

Only a decade? Not worth it. And no music? Not worth it. And I can't touch people? Not worth it.

Jethrothelion 10 years ago

Ware gloves

red_arlo 3 years ago

I HATE PIKMIN

DarkShark127 11 years ago

If I pressed that button, then no more hugs. Or rap.

Cerulean 9 years ago

What if I just always wear gloves?

Bean_Soup 11 years ago

I'm rich, I'm not fat and I like to eat, I'm deaf, and I'm an orphan with alot of nightmares. wheres the up/downside?

SnaiLords 11 years ago

The HELL is wrong with you, even with all those things every living thing you touch sill die slowly and painfully with a scream that will hear for a year in your head...and your question is where is the down side...

WildDog 5 years ago

I don't want anyone to die!!!

Noncinator69 9 years ago

Wear gloves.

Craziestduck 11 years ago

Wtfrick

DontPressButton 10 years ago

28% of you people, are dead to me...

Hero_of_seaweedbrain 9 years ago

Hello satan.

doctorwhoandme3 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Waddle dee 10 years ago

Jokes on you I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS, FAMILY AND PLUS I ALREADY HAVE THAT POWER.

Walk_on_the_butter_road 8 years ago

No music listening? I MAKE songs dude, I don't want to be Beethoven Jr.

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago

Ok, who gave Satan a Willyoupressthebutton account?

Raquel Larson 10 years ago

So strangers you can touch since they're not technically what you referred to as humans or you would have said so when stating friends and family

DanielleWilson 8 years ago

I am 18 and maybe 103 pounds. I think thats a bit small. I think I might actually need to gain weight. Also I"d rather not cause suffering to every animal and human I touch. (Humans are animals too)

ashilla 9 years ago

Is it bad the thing that bothered me most was "no music"? i figured for the family one you could wear gloves and technically we never actually touch anyway

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