you are whoever you want in the Lord of the Rings universe
but
get punched in the stomach every morning
I will not

InkytheTemmieInkling 11 years ago
I don't even watch Lord of the rings

AF 9 years ago
LOTR was a book series long before it was a movie series!!! Stop saying "I didn't watch lord of the rings" and start saying "I didn't read lord of the rings"!!!
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ScuicidalSheep 9 years ago
Punch my fucking dragon skin and I'll roast you

TreyEricksen 9 years ago
I don't watch Lord Of The Rings

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago
I have not seen lord of the rings....

Nosaj 10 years ago
YEAH LEGOLAS HERE I COME

Joshua Clifford 13 years ago
*wears armor to sleep*

TheTrollerLord 5 years ago
That would be very unconfterble
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thomashearts 9 years ago
Smaug wouldn't even feel a little punch

SciFiBro 9 years ago
Get punched by air

Scrudgiegamer 10 years ago
vomit?

Snayperskya 10 years ago
never said how hard you are punched

Rarizer 10 years ago
Every time I posted it says rn

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
What wizard is the Lord of the rings one? Gandalf or Dumbledore? I have no clue. Some Lord of the rings nerd tell me.

Darth Cupcake 10 years ago
Gandalf. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Chakra Chaser 11 years ago
Poor morgoth he is getting punched

Sabrina Belen Bailey 13 years ago
I AM FIRE!!! I AM DEATH!!!

CTULU da REAPer 11 years ago
lolfuckyea

Mason Young 13 years ago
I'll be sauron

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago
Guess he wasn't that "precious" after all.
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Jiyaul Islam 13 years ago
I am IronStomachpheus.. wait what do you mean hes not a Character? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago
I never liked the lord of the rings

Syrel Dolar 13 years ago
Didn't say HOW hard you get punched...

Lokaghost 10 years ago
i don't like either

Dalek khan 11 years ago
Il just be smog (the dragon)

bbguy 11 years ago
Frodo or aragorn or sam

Katie Smith 13 years ago
I'd be a freakin' elf!!!! >:D

AlJoWa last year
I'd be Frodo. Punch me all you want, I've got armour stronger than diamond...Its called PLOT ARMOUR.

Branden23 11 years ago
armor...

pokepower 11 years ago
i dont know what that is so i pressed it

KassyFrost 10 years ago
Legolaaaasssd

KatsumiYT 11 years ago
That may be funny

Gopher 8 years ago
I have never read or watched any LOTR stuff

Nephtys 12 years ago
totally worth it

skycatbow 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Archeaic 9 years ago
Error 404 no upside found error error

Ryan Nox Kortvelesy 13 years ago
Tauriel or Eru

Madie_Kittay 10 years ago
What if you wearing armor!!!!

JEFFABLEFF 9 years ago
i dont like lord of rings so... everyone hates me now.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
me neither. join the club.

SteelAssassin 11 years ago
No internet. No me

Catperson42 6 years ago
Me *Gets armor*

SunsetRedRobots 11 years ago
Small price, my friends. Small price.

CenaCentury 10 years ago
Friendly version of smaug getting hit by an elder person, case closed, would feel like a butterfly on my stomach

AF 9 years ago
Smaug"s soft spot is on his stomach!!! Plus, it said lord of the rings, and Smaug dies in the hobbit.

ohBoiGalaxy 8 years ago
I hate Lord of the Rings

chocochip1001 10 years ago
Why is this 50% 50%??????

eligamer173 11 years ago
So my average life except I get to be in Lord of The Rings?

yoshi-fuks 11 years ago
am i getting a dragon? if i am than hell yes, and how hard is this punch in the stomach are we talking about? i would get used to it overtime.

Meowzic 11 years ago
*Presses it* WAIT PUNCHED BY WHOM?

onepricklycactus 9 years ago
Legolass

Jimmy_Lightning 11 months ago
Sometimes I fantasize about LOTR coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. It kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then it starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive it. It holds me all night as I gently cry into its chest

jomama 11 years ago
Me no like Lord Of The Rings, do not hate.

Ahnking 11 years ago
I hate lord of the ring

MrDerp64 11 years ago
THERE IARE LITERALLY ZERO DOWNSIDES HERE

pressmedont123 10 years ago
be treebeard problem solved

JexMinecrafan 11 years ago
Theres no internet in their universe sooo...yeah
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