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19220 (33%) people have pressed this button, while 39632 (67%) did not.
You will succeed in all of your endeavors,
but
you will become chronically and incurably depressed the rest of your life.
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TheRealGlacadialast year
So nothing changes then

Raius Valtheran9 years ago
I endeavor to overcome my depression. Success.

SinonMercer7 years ago
It...it says incurable you daft cunts.
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LilacKs7 years ago
I already am depressed. So why not.

weneedtodiscussthebananapricelast year
we need to discuss the banana price

TuXsOr9 years ago
I would only get the plus side because I already have the downside.

HeyImEllen9 years ago
Already am and what if you just tried not to be depressed??

Bunbunbread8 years ago
That"s totally how depression works
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Whxppy9 years ago
I am already chronically depressed

Tim J. Zakiroff12 years ago
Already am

DanganKai-SHSL-Psychologist3 years ago
RIP Also another best CHARActer of Undertale fan!
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Karis8 years ago
I work for not being depressed anymore (which I already am). Why don't you make questions without obvious loopholes?

JupiterForce209_XD6 months ago
im already depressed soooooo no downside !! XD

Goopirah7 years ago
So basically the same but I'm successful.

ILovePenguinslast year
what your below me

DiegoBurns7 years ago
One punch man

SNAPPEDLIME18 years ago
what if one of my endeavors is a happy life? #LoopHole

Pitudo4206 years ago
Wait you guys are getting paid

Tjones8 years ago
I'm already chronically depressed but I think succeeding at everything would be stupidly boring

MARIONETTE227 years ago
Im already chronically depressed with bipolar depression

CatHazGamez0410 months ago
i wont be depressed cuz i hav bacunBD

Lapraphey7 years ago
My indevor is to find a cure for incurable depression

Bork_Bork8 years ago
Hm. . . Already have depression. No downside.

TheRealSatan3 years ago
What

ThomasLee7 years ago
That already happened

TheGamePIN8 years ago
I'm depressed already.

Furyfreeze7 years ago
Type once diabetes has a way of depressing you chronically

Kiromi8 years ago
I am already depressed. So no downside. And couldn't I just attempt to not be depressed? Since I always succeed 8n my endeavors?

EagleKnight_Zzy3 months ago
ME now

WildMiniHorse9 years ago
This comment section depresses me.

------8 years ago
SAAAAAME

Trumoose5 years ago
But what if you decide to commit suicide? You would have to succeed.

MidnightSorrow8 years ago
Fuck that i don't even have endeavors

AmlieMochalut8 years ago
You can't enjoy your sucess if you"re depressed. There is no upside.

SemiIsback7 years ago
THIS IS ME

TheOperator10 months ago
pages :(

jakeliweiquan7 years ago
i AM SENSITIVE 0-0

One of five9 years ago
Trust me, you don't want chronic depression.

dankmemes1018 years ago
Try to be happy. It says you'll succeed.

DrWho36079 years ago
1) press button 2) succeed in being happy 3) A's in school here I come

Notyet573 years ago
You are never happy for what you got

Yekmzah6 years ago
What if both are already true?

iamnoone8 years ago
no downside. I'm already depressed, so if I could succeed in all my endeavors it will just be something good in my life once in a while

DivaPrincess7 years ago
Sweet, no downside, ALREADY HAVE FRIENDS!!

Waffle9118 years ago
Your life probably wont last long then

BlueKittyCat2 days ago
No change...

kitasune9 years ago
I have no emotios so u know >:3

Adinathenerdlast year
To late I'm already there

GalceonGod117 years ago
People are gonna so pissed when I cheat on them with there wife"s o wait I succeed they don't find out

DaRealConMan4 years ago
It’s not worth pressing the button. I want to be happy again.

dankmemes1018 years ago
Succeed at being happy?

dragonrampage9 years ago
Combining anger and depression is NEVER a good idea, so no

RoxasOblivionSlayer8 years ago
Yes! I could become Eeyore! (Favorite TV show character as a child)[Pitied him]

Samaugsch7 years ago
Is there a button that lets me fail in all my endeavors, but become whatever the opposite of depressed is?

Kirbwiz20769 years ago
Defy logic by making it so u get what u want and it makes u depressed....but i am already depressed so...
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