Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

20282 (33%) 42051 (67%)

20282 (33%) people have pressed this button, while 42051 (67%) did not.

You will succeed in all of your endeavors,

but

you will become chronically and incurably depressed the rest of your life.

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CKR last year

谁会按

235x0_fan last year

sigh i wish 235x0 was here.... he'd know what to do..... perhaps "manipulating the pearls."

TheRealGlacadia 3 years ago

So nothing changes then

Raius Valtheran 10 years ago

I endeavor to overcome my depression. Success.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

It...it says incurable you daft cunts.

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LilacKs 9 years ago

I already am depressed. So why not.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago

we need to discuss the banana price

TuXsOr 10 years ago

I would only get the plus side because I already have the downside.

HeyImEllen 10 years ago

Already am and what if you just tried not to be depressed??

thecoolfirepro 9 months ago

agree im 13 im trying to not be depressed and now im suicidal thx for the stupid assed idea man

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Tim J. Zakiroff 13 years ago

Already am

DanganKai-SHSL-Psychologist 4 years ago

RIP Also another best CHARActer of Undertale fan!

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Whxppy 10 years ago

I am already chronically depressed

One of five 10 years ago

Trust me, you don't want chronic depression.

thecoolfirepro 9 months ago

treu

Pitudo420 7 years ago

Wait you guys are getting paid

SNAPPEDLIME1 9 years ago

what if one of my endeavors is a happy life? #LoopHole

MARIONETTE22 8 years ago

Im already chronically depressed with bipolar depression

Tjones 9 years ago

I'm already chronically depressed but I think succeeding at everything would be stupidly boring

CatHazGamez04 2 years ago

i wont be depressed cuz i hav bacunBD

Lapraphey 9 years ago

My indevor is to find a cure for incurable depression

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

What

Bork_Bork 9 years ago

Hm. . . Already have depression. No downside.

ThomasLee 8 years ago

That already happened

TheGamePIN 9 years ago

I'm depressed already.

Kiromi 10 years ago

I am already depressed. So no downside. And couldn't I just attempt to not be depressed? Since I always succeed 8n my endeavors?

EagleKnight_Zzy 2 years ago

ME now

Furyfreeze 9 years ago

Type once diabetes has a way of depressing you chronically

WildMiniHorse 10 years ago

This comment section depresses me.

------ 10 years ago

SAAAAAME

MidnightSorrow 9 years ago

Fuck that i don't even have endeavors

Trumoose 6 years ago

But what if you decide to commit suicide? You would have to succeed.

thecoolfirepro 9 months ago

I AM ALREADY INCURABLY DEPRESSED DUMBASS

SemiIsback 8 years ago

THIS IS ME

AmlieMochalut 9 years ago

You can't enjoy your sucess if you"re depressed. There is no upside.

jakeliweiquan 9 years ago

i AM SENSITIVE 0-0

TheOperator 2 years ago

pages :(

DrWho3607 10 years ago

1) press button 2) succeed in being happy 3) A's in school here I come

Notyet57 4 years ago

You are never happy for what you got

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Try to be happy. It says you'll succeed.

Yekmzah 8 years ago

What if both are already true?

iamnoone 9 years ago

no downside. I'm already depressed, so if I could succeed in all my endeavors it will just be something good in my life once in a while

Waffle911 10 years ago

Your life probably wont last long then

BabyDeer last year

No change...

DivaPrincess 9 years ago

Sweet, no downside, ALREADY HAVE FRIENDS!!

Adinathenerd 3 years ago

To late I'm already there

GalceonGod11 9 years ago

People are gonna so pissed when I cheat on them with there wife"s o wait I succeed they don't find out

kitasune 10 years ago

I have no emotios so u know >:3

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Succeed at being happy?

dragonrampage 11 years ago

Combining anger and depression is NEVER a good idea, so no

DaRealConMan 6 years ago

It’s not worth pressing the button. I want to be happy again.

kongya 8 months ago

唉，我做什么都会成功。好无聊啊！太抑郁了。我去死吧！太抽象了这个选择。

Samaugsch 8 years ago

Is there a button that lets me fail in all my endeavors, but become whatever the opposite of depressed is?

RoxasOblivionSlayer 9 years ago

Yes! I could become Eeyore! (Favorite TV show character as a child)[Pitied him]

Herogaia 9 years ago

Get over my depression loopholes!

Kirbwiz2076 10 years ago

Defy logic by making it so u get what u want and it makes u depressed....but i am already depressed so...

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