Thats not evil and dark and- AAHHHHHH MY PANTS AAAAHHHHH
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INTP9 months ago
wait, can I just say “Goldbach conjecture can be proved” or "the big bang theory is true" or "the extinction of the dinosaurs is be cause of meteor strike" and make lots of technology breakthroughs by checking if my pants are on fire?
garlic510 days ago
it said "when you lie" not "when you say something untrue" so no you probably cant
What happens if I say "My pants are about to catch fire?"
INTP9 months ago
GENIUS! paradox created!
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Meepmorpzeet4 years ago
If you’re attacked throw your pants on it and tell a lie. If you’re lost in the woods in the winter at night place it on the ground and tell a lie and you have a fire.
UndertaleFann3 years ago
*Throws pants on ground* "I won't die here" *Pants not on fire* "Oh fu-"
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cybro9744 years ago
Brings a whole new meaning to liar liar pants on fire.
I become a oracle behind a wall. No need of pants lol
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Gl1tch3dL1m3last year
Basically, human is animal as well
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Dragonsmasher4 years ago
Laughs wears shorts
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AngySmugleaf9 months ago
That's where doublespeak comes in, google it up! ^^
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72squirrelsinaskinsuit3 years ago
lying is a habit i am trying to break. i think i started lying because of past trauma. I lie a lot and that would be an inconvenience as most of the time as soon as i realize i lied, i correct myself and apologise
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demidekeractbagel999.7 months ago
why dont we just wear a dress..?..
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cybro9744 years ago
This becomes a weapon.
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Niggakiller2 months ago
I don't wear pants
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Chit9 months ago
guess this just gives me more reasons to wear skirts more often
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Cactus86753093 years ago
Wear shorts
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SiamesePhoenix4 months ago
Half-Truth, Silence, and Distraction. >:3
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doodledimerlast year
I don't lie that mutch
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Your_favorite_gay4 years ago
I only wear shorts :)
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Scraptrap3 years ago
Shorts BOOM
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Galpal4 months ago
Don't wear pants and message the lies
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yori22310 months ago
wear a speedo everywhere and noone will care because of the cool jobs and millions of dollars you could make off that if you are smart about it.
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