You can learn any language from looking at its alphabet
but
The only thing you can eat is Cheese
I will not


ReefChong3 years ago
What if you try to eat something other than cheese?

BoomBoy58last year
Probably Die Or A Fate Worse

Yeet694 years ago
Is it anything with cheese on it?

Andreas Mephistophilis12 years ago
how the hell can that possibly be b- oh. ooooooooh, it's cheese, not chinese. Well, fuck.

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
I too thought it said Chinese... 🥲
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gksv4 years ago
CHEESE IS HEAVEN (I have literally obsessing over cheese for like years)

JosiahBollesparson5 years ago
i like cheese so win/win

KatCat7 years ago
opens a resturaunt called Cheese

Etay5 years ago
Cheese gromit, CHEESE. I just love cheese

TressabMae8 years ago
I like cheese...

lol3314 years ago
Yes but don't just eat that forever

Concussionist826 years ago
Wisconsinites unite

silversniper999 years ago
i already eat chinese!

sandro989 years ago
you suck
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Sansthecomic3577 years ago
NOOOOO I NEED MY BACON

ThisNerd10 years ago
No downside :D Now I can finally learn Japanese!

lol3314 years ago
There is one
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JackGallagher7 years ago
Stick nutrient pills or just the nutrients into the cheese. May be weird but it'll stave off malnutrition. Also, never said anything about drinking or IV!

Danielmaciel9167 years ago
I can eat the Chinese horay

Double0racle7 years ago
Where is the downside to this?

Athena Velasco12 years ago
Well, there's a LOT of different cheese kinds out there, but on second thought I'll probably die of malnutrition before I utilize my language skills.

Travis12 years ago
Where is the downside?

lol3314 years ago
YOU WILL DIE BECAUSE HUMANS ARE NOT MEANT TO JUST EAT CHEESE
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Donald Thompson12 years ago
It'd be a pretty cool power to have until you died of malnutrition.

Shania Heerd12 years ago
This is heaven!

QuantumPlatyus479 years ago
You would die of malnutrition in less than a week

Sonali Gupta12 years ago
Where is the downside?

Frankie Gerhardt12 years ago
Upside: I see it. Downside: still looking for it.

Cassie Misner12 years ago
I like cheese, so....

DrWeirdFace9 years ago
I luv cheese so i dont care

Timelypat8 years ago
You like constipation?

thisiscalled...you know9 years ago
i like cheese.

gligoviel9 years ago
ooh hell no i hate cheese

Mattias Correa12 years ago
GoldSolace

XanderLionheart8 years ago
Stupid nonsense shit.

C9_volt9 years ago
Easy yes

Rofl479 years ago
Cheese is the savior of men.

Michael David Hafer12 years ago
I see very little downside here.

Uncookedham878 years ago
*Welcome To mcdonalds, may I take your order?*....*yes, can I have the cheese*

tishtashof20159 years ago
I HATE CHEESE WHY NOT BURGERS

MozzarellaMeatball10 months ago
I only eat cheese anyway

Marthina9 years ago
Its fine I can live with cheese

OfficialLegoNerd10 years ago
The back up! it would be horrible!

Dagnut8 years ago
I"d just inject other food into my bloodstream.

Timelypat8 years ago
You can't do that. You would die instantly. Not to mention that your bloodstream doesn't lead to your stomach.

GopherBarney9 years ago
I LOVE CHEESE

ihavenoanimal2 years ago
lactose intolerant group

Cilla9 years ago
Macaroni and CHEESE BOOM!

Timelypat8 years ago
But that has macaroni which, last I checked, isn't cheese.

FaygoGecko10 years ago
Win Win for me!

AwesomeboyLV7 years ago
only thing is cheese? put something in the cheese and eat it lol

sandro989 years ago
I HATE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hardhar9 years ago
who does not like fucking cheese

Keely Hayes-Davies12 years ago
I read that as Chinese... Well... Shit...

Firetyper 9 years ago
Assuming it's magical cheese that can sustain me.

AuraGuardianGabe8 years ago
Lose lose situation for me, being lactose intolerant sucks now

andrewfart9 years ago
i hate cheese

Vicsilver8 years ago
i mean u can melt it and put it with different cheese so theres no down side to this

ThisGameisOKEN9 years ago
Well, moon cheese anyone?

Bon_Bon6669 years ago
Goldfish, yo
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