You are free to do anything illegal, and cannot die until you are 100.
but
Everyone hates you, with no possibility of them ever loving you.
I will not


EclipseNotKnown673 years ago
I feel bad about the ones who said yes... good luck pal

NateMcCloud3 years ago
The downside is how I feel already...this just means I can kill all my enemies and get away with it.

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
You"re already free to do anything illegal. It doesn't say you won't get caught for doing something illegal.

Ms_Dinamite3 years ago
Well im trans so everyone hates me anyways

RosalinaRose2 years ago
I don't hate you, I think you"re very brave and awesome for living as you do now! Keep it up, I believe in you.
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OPOSSUM_4 years ago
I will choose yes because I wanna be a cow. How could someone irrationally hate a cow so much? And I don't want to love humans, I wanna love cows.

Srumsey188 years ago
Everyone already hates me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Gigablack3 months ago
I won’t hate as long as you give me my watermelon
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That guy you saw9 years ago
There's no upside what about the cops they would just find a stupid way to make you pay up.

qwertyuiop123410 years ago
Bro I don't care if people like me or not. I'll fuckin become supreme overlord of the world!

pithany90010 years ago
*presses button*

Knight Lewis12 years ago
Its only illegal if your caught

Castleswimmerfan5 years ago
Kill kill kill my enemies aka Chanel
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Gmoney7 years ago
Make um no laws BITCH

TheL3gend278 years ago
You can have sex with everyone you want without going to prison

PoTatoHeadPokMario7 years ago
that"s what free to do crime is also free to rape

Deez_Nutz9 years ago
Lots of rape

Cool snowman 9 years ago
You could kill them >:)

_Anonymous9 years ago
Not worth it.

DaniMayestik10 years ago
I cant press the fucking button! I need my girlfriend ._.

bio-viper10 years ago
Raperaperaperaperape

Timothy James Luensman12 years ago
Already free to DO illegal things, it's the consequences people would want to avoid.

Claire Nish12 years ago
So pretty much how Dean winchester thinks of himself

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Wtf is dean winchester

Dominic Lucas Henning12 years ago
RAAAAPE TIMMMME!!!

Chanocraft 10 years ago
Megamind movie reference,maybe???

Dalongname4 years ago
I don't wanna outlive my loved one"s.

suitsinsuits9 years ago
You could rob banks payday 2 style... ALL THAT MONEY!!!

Edgar Baragaño12 years ago
Everyone hates me anyway, so I don't lose anything.

HauntedTeddy3339 years ago
"When there are no cops around anything legal!"

Marcus Westergaard12 years ago
Worth it

piratesamurai6 years ago
show me love bitch

Zuzume Lolitian12 years ago
Only specifically illegal things? like, you couldn't do something that wasn't considered illegal, but was considered odd?

EdgyPotato8 years ago
Get a dog to love me. Kill everyone.

PoTatoHeadPokMario7 years ago
but your dog still hate you

Coolcon9 years ago
I would just steal an awesoms top of the line gaming PC and all the good games

Sophiab6739 years ago
Proof I am a wuss

Darcy9 years ago
100 years of sex and I can do it illegally what's the down side

Watermelonman8 years ago
For example other people hating you?

Karlspel7 years ago
So becoming deadpool? Sure.

plazmafighter9 years ago
why does no on e loooove meeeee:(

Watermelonman8 years ago
Because of bob. It"s bob"s fault.

NStudios9 years ago
A lifetime of The Purge for you isn't worth a lifetime of being alone in the world with no one to ever love you. I'd rather commit suicide than have that happen to me.

FoxWithAMask10 years ago
Tempting...but I value my friends and family a little too much for that.

Theamazingloser9 years ago
I'll just wait for the purdge

brawlbri5 years ago
kill them all!

FRANCOIS AWSOME9 years ago
how do i buy things.wait i dont need to i just take things and go

rising_demon10 years ago
There are no brakes on the rape train

elmatador5679 years ago
Yay now i can do crystal meth all i want.

FloweyTheButton8 years ago
It contracts itself.

Athens8 years ago
Everyone hates me anyways lmao

Watermelonman8 years ago
I don't.

UndeadDragon89 years ago
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Darcy9 years ago
100 years of sex and I can do it illegally what's the down side

Watermelonman8 years ago
For example other people hating you?

Technician477410 years ago
If you can do anything, why do you need people?

Poofnugget4 years ago
Bitch i am almost 30 years old. I dont give a fk who hates me. I will do what i gotta do.

Aster Kirisaki12 years ago
I don't even think of doing illegal things so no

ApertureSci9877 years ago
All that changes is that I'm allowed to do illegal stuff and love to 100

Skyconnor9 years ago
Getting caught is half the fun
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