You get to go to any world you've ever wanted and marry the guy/girl of your dreams
but
Your parents are dead
I will not


BunnyLover11018 years ago
good thing I can raise the dead acorrding to another button

12tearoldboy5 years ago
Yep. Metaness is amazing

Musiclover166 years ago
My parents are abusive, so duh

Fishtank-Productions7 years ago
My parents are abusive. Win-win, motherfuckers.

ChristaMeth5 years ago
I hate my parents, so it"s a win-win

TurkeyNinja15 years ago
I just won't do the travel the world and get someone to love me part. I am the batman.

Joseph Micah Beaumia12 years ago
I'm the batman *stares crying internally*

Jason_Todd4 years ago
Im jason todd
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Darksoldier37589 years ago
I guess I'm two parents short of a family ;(

Samoht-857 years ago
I will press later, when they will be death!

mmffbb17 years ago
NAH M8 I"LL MISS MY PARENTS *sobs in background

Jonathan Jones12 years ago
Parents die naturally, I'd wait until they pass then use it.

TheNinjaStarYT7 years ago
True
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abcx8 years ago
My parents in this or in the fictional world?

Lzke7 years ago
Good question...

reinajacobs9 years ago
bye mom and dad i hated yall anyway

Etharian9 years ago
Your a little late to the punch on that drawback.

Sarah DaSilva12 years ago
Eh. THey'll die eventually. As Queen Victoria said on Doctor Who, "Whoever owns this diamond is destined to die." And as the Doctor said,"Well everyone gets there eventually."

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
good ol" doctor who. never disappoints.
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Aiden Pierce12 years ago
One of my parents is gone, and the other will die eventually, world hopping is worth it

Lars Vogel12 years ago
Parents are already dead. I pressed.

Davis Nguyen12 years ago
I will the Batman.

Diana Tolentino12 years ago
So? They'll die in 30-40 years anyways?

thegreatphobez9 years ago
Seems like the life of Sam and Dean Winchester to me

YourAverageCosplayer4 years ago
I'm 11, I need them, not traumatizing my brother :)

zeldorkai9 years ago
What if they already are?

TheOneMunchlax7 years ago
Haha parents are dead I don't care, Pokemon..

king samoria9 years ago
This question makes me feel horrible! Mom im sorry, but i gotta catch em' all!

k0spwn9 years ago
I love my parents so no *smash the button and marry Scarlett Johanson*

GhostKing6608 years ago
Nope.

FireRed10 years ago
So what i become batman? and have a wife? sure!

Karabearxx9 years ago
what the actual fuck

Dickhole4lifeandpoodiepai8 years ago
I am a god according to another button So i'll revive them :)

JCV189910 years ago
Dragon balls

Sanichedgehoglast year
Bye dad

Xgo'nGiveItToYa9 years ago
when both of your parents are already dead...

TheNinjaStarYT7 years ago
Everyone dies even parents so you can wait till they die than use it so then by the time you use it it will be like IDK 2050 and then by that time they are going to have potions to revive so you can scratch off the parents dying part.

jordieliz19 years ago
At least ill know their in a better place 😇

Tanooki_guy4 years ago
My parents are already dead so..

oaklogs99 years ago
it doesn't say when u have to do that

zeolith7 years ago
well, my father is a piece of shit anyway

DudsBR9 years ago
What? I love my parents, i will never press that button!

Temnai9 years ago
Interesting note, as the all powerful button says, they did not die, they are simply dead. As such I did not kill my parents, reality itself altered into a dimension in which my parents are currently dead. Boom.

Kylie McPherson12 years ago
If my parents were already gone then i would

DedicatedOtaku8 years ago
Anime world and marry on of my friends who loves anime just so they can come with me.

Sergiod7714 10 years ago
If batman wanted romance instead of justice

dreemur9 years ago
this is fun

ToshLLW4 years ago
multiple loopholes. first of all, if you"re in another world you won't have your parents anyways. also, the world could have your parents

Dedsec9 years ago
Batman!

Makista_19 years ago
How big idiot you need to be to press the button

YouJustReadMyName7 years ago
I could just journey to a reality where my parents are alive whenever I want and own a dragon at the same time.

seasnip9 years ago
this says "your parents are dead", but they aren't and this doesn't say that they will die therefore this situation is a win

EclipseTDS8 years ago
Get a resurrection machine, duh

CastielfucksDean10 years ago
wasn't gonna press......but my parents die so *MASHES BUTTON*

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
2 words, overwatch mercy
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