You will have unlimited money
but
You will have explosive diarrhea 5x a day without warning
I will not

I Love Animalz! 11 years ago
i will use my money to go to a doc. and get it fixed.

Arrowheart 8 years ago
You need to stop replying to everything with this Get a life
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A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
ADULT DIAPERS BIACTH

Megatank 10 years ago
Put my TV ,Games,and other stuff in a giant bathroom

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing 9 years ago
or replace all your chairs sofas and stuff with toilets

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago
It"s important to rehydrate. Keep sipping water and other fluids. Stick to a diet of clear liquids for a day or two until the diarrhea stops. Avoid sugary fruit juices, caffeine, carbonated drinks, dairy products, and food that"s greasy, overly sweet, or h... [Show full comment]

Hyltran 5 years ago
And you will still have explosive 🧨 diarrhea 💩 five times a day :D skit kul 💩
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JD Kevinson 13 years ago
just buy a shit ton of adult diapers

Drackärd 9 years ago
Having the fear of shitting all over your partner while having sex ? No thanks.
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Keyzenite 9 years ago
I will invest to put a portal in my ass

Trailman05 8 years ago
I wonder were it will go *teleports at a classroom*

Logger11 9 years ago
Just sit on the toilet all day

giantpanda55 11 years ago
If I had unlimited money, I could buy something to stop my explosive diarrhea

Trenton 10 years ago
THE BUTTON IS GOD SO YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CHANGE IT

totallyawesome45 9 years ago
I could have a lot of fun but I just have to be close to a toilet

Migdin1 9 years ago
My name is Diarrhea Man, i have to power to create diarrhea with the power of an explosion, I not the hero this city wanted (like at all, they hate me because they always have to clean the walls and floor) but, i am the only hero this city has--- wait, the... [Show full comment]

Soma 10 years ago
That'd be funny as fuck xD

KrowTheAUfan 10 years ago
Diarrhea hurts! *Cries*

funnyaj22 11 years ago
I would just have no pants or underwear. easy.

ILoveAnime 12 years ago
Thats just about what happens to me when im sick

RoyalbusterHD 6 years ago
Then you should not go on a very long flight

Alsas054 10 years ago
Id use diharreoa medicine and diapers

Falx101 11 years ago
Money isn't everything

Arrowheart 8 years ago
Thank youu for being realistic

sadelaide 5 years ago
I already have IBS, bring it on

Spaghetto 10 years ago
Just dont leave your house duh

yver20 11 years ago
Wouldn't you just die from the first explosion?

smwilson 10 years ago
Then I can blow up stuff

River Fantuz 13 years ago
i would use the mony to fix the problem...

LlamaDrama 8 years ago
It’s only five times a day, sit on the toilet all day till it stops.

slacker 11 years ago
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ignition191 8 months ago
always wear adult diapers.

emotionlessdeath 12 years ago
it doesn't say how long this goes on for so it could be just for a week

chez 6 years ago
DIARRHEA BITCHES WOOOOOOOO! IM HIGH ON CRACK!

Quiet_Amber 10 years ago
Why would i want diarrhea?.....

Gamity 8 years ago
Make my home in my own restroom 🚻! Ez loophole give me a challenge!!

OborosTez 11 years ago
Im un the can right now so fuck it im in 😂🔫

silversniper99 11 years ago
oh god explosive diarrhea at a random point? fuck that

TacoNightFury 11 years ago
Buy a medicine that cures the diarrhea

Trenton 10 years ago
Cant, button is god, can never brake

BlueSolace_Is_a_Loki_Fangirl 5 years ago
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RedVexeD 10 years ago
No. The people who said yes to this clearly aren't thinking about how incredibly PAINFUL that sort of bowel movement is... :|

Good_evening 7 years ago
Not worth it

chris_thebatman 10 years ago
Find the cure to it with dat money

Trenton 10 years ago
THE BUTTON IS GOD, YOU CAN NOT OUTRULE IT

Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago
Only way this one is worth it is if you then cut off your torso at the waist and poop into a really big bag.

Nightlizard 11 years ago
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A2Q 5 months ago
这不好

macropenis 9 years ago
Pay people to not give a shit.

SeabassJames 10 years ago
Unlimited money would just cause inflation.

hakagakudaru 12 years ago
With all that money you could get mechanical insides and lose the diarrhea.

Trenton 10 years ago
Cant, button is god, can never brake

chez 6 years ago
SHITIIIIIIIIT IN URRR PANTALONIES

Angelo Bentley 13 years ago
I'll take the risk

isuc4life 8 years ago
just buy a cure to the diarrhea.....................

Rerun24 11 years ago
That's a lot of hours in the bathroom, that would hinder my social and work life.

FattyTheFat 9 years ago
I can simply place my conciousness trill-style inside of another body then my original will have the diarrhea but not my new one muah ha ha!

Nanbread 11 years ago
I'll just boy an astronaut spacesuit... That has a toilet built in

fatheroftearsx 11 years ago
Build special underwear to protect yourself with lol

Fsjehh 4 years ago
You might die lol
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