Will You Press The Button?

julky117 10 years ago

For those who think it's a Warhammer 40k reference...it's definitely from Halo. Master Chief was kindapped at age 6 and underwent very difficult training until his teens when he was augmented. He can definitely be called the ultimate space marine and Cortana chose him because he's lucky.

LOLLoopholes 8 years ago

He is not a space marine.

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Maharid 3 years ago

You understand that the drawback go against the pro, tight?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Space marine huh? I don't think a portal to hell on mars (where i"d be) would make my lucky

fkaju 3 years ago

Dude, your avatar is too handsome

DoctorFails 9 years ago

Spartan II Master Cheif Petty Officer John 117 was abducted by the United Nations Space Command when he was six to be a super soilder. Trained under CPO Franklin Mendez who was arguably the most intense Drill Sergeant ever. And his body was augmented in ex... [Show full comment]

DoctorFails 9 years ago

This is all information from the halo books btw in case anyone wanted to know

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Ben Frehr 13 years ago

I'm not the only one that sees the halo reference right?

Ewwww_urmother 4 years ago

i would like but 69 likes

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SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

So. Basically a SPARTAN.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

Ooo warhamer reference I've actually got a few spacemarines myself

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

Yeah they are.

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wildskinny 11 years ago

For TIBER SEPTIM.

Richard Ford 13 years ago

its a Warhammer 40k reference.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.

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Xx_aphextwinandjerkingoff_xX last year

marteau de guerre quarante mille

Ctr48033 10 years ago

Sounds like the JROTC and arrow had a kid with NASA as a side chick

prettygirlygamer 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Vikingwalrus 10 years ago

I get to be the Master Chief, SIGN ME UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEsmond_5412 11 years ago

No matter what happens to you, or what actions you choose to take you know, 100%, that you WILL become a heroic space marine. You will not die or become crippled or meet any terrible fate before this. You can relax in your torturous training, secure in the... [Show full comment]

MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard 7 years ago

For the Emperor! Huzzah

Mattie Gamer 11 years ago

My life rn no change

Ugandaknuckles 9 years ago

I don't know what to say

the deadpoolest girl 11 years ago

already happend

Spiderp 10 years ago

So it"s either a Warhammer 40k reference; or a Halo reference. Either way, not a universe I"d want to live in.

Praise It 11 years ago

win - win

Richard Pham 13 years ago

So basically I'm just becoming a UNSC spartan equivalent to master chief

GriffinNuggets 11 years ago

MASTER CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago

absolutly now

Bilbo_Baggins 11 years ago

Master chief basically... FRICKIN AWESOME!!!

Alzoran 8 years ago

After I'm done with this training, it"s off to Adventure!

FIRESAC 11 years ago

I cant see the bad side.

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago

Too lazy to go through this shit. I normally sit around all day and draw. If I'm not doing that, then I'm making an incestful shipping-c O U G H

HaliBradley 9 years ago

Same

Medium914 11 years ago

halo reference much

AttackOnFrenchToast 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Mae Hagai 11 years ago

Jak and Daxter, baby!

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago

The punchline is machismo?

Hell bent 10 years ago

Plug in your phone and listen to music from that

MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard 7 years ago

Huzzah, for the Emperor!

Sub-Zero3421 10 years ago

NO. NO NO NO. HELL NO. NO!

darkessbard7773 11 years ago

halo refrence here

MateNovak 11 years ago

40k reference

Coolguy101ofawe 11 years ago

Halo!!!! I'm gonna be a marine, the the MC 2

*beast* 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

210727Frake 9 years ago

Nah...

Harri3111 12 years ago

Master Cheif :3

Knucklesfan 10 years ago

I get plot armour? Well sign me in.

Bullom 10 years ago

So in short you enter the Warhammer40k universe and go through the NORMAL training programm but turn out insanely powerfull. Ok.

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago

No downside

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh! 11 years ago

ouch, BUT AWESOME

JuanAricapa 8 years ago

Why would i want to become a tortured killer that cant turn his torso, see his feet, or lok behind him with that impractical as hell armor, the luckiest i can get is fitting through a door