Will You Press The Button?

LucasR 11 years ago

If i can turn into a potato.... Nothing else matters

fourenge 2 months ago

potato!my favorite!

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235x0 3 years ago

i will become a shape-shifter with inter-universe teleportation

Grimlon 10 years ago

well, a giant mother fucking dragon will cause fear and hate anyway

Jigar 5 years ago

Yeah a Godzilla will too

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Yuandra 10 years ago

Challenge accepted.

Christopher Doherty 13 years ago

2 x 0 = 0

Awowakx 3 years ago

Same

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starlajammer 9 years ago

... is it wrong im chooosing a flower XD

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

My dream body has a third nipple. Fred gets lonely on my left

Hayleydennis2 11 years ago

Um boys a doshes and i hate em and they smell

coolkit123 10 years ago

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Laralou 9 years ago

No one wants me anyways 😂😂

Kate McGeeker 13 years ago

i dont want my dream body to impress someone else i want it to impress myself

R111111ck 3 years ago

Fr i want to look go fuck love and these made up storys

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Hereuall2 9 years ago

I wouldn’t even b human Your body includes mind is turn myself into beast boy Only not just turning into a dog or a cow but a fucking monster at will

Tehfangirl 10 years ago

I don't nee anyone anyways plus my dream body is a dragon

kekky 10 years ago

Ill just turn into a potato... and what of your already married/boyfriend/girlfriend?

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago

I want to have the "dream body" so that I feel better about myself and I'll be able to do more stuff. Screw other people.

Ignacio Aguilera 13 years ago

Having the dream body makes it way easier to get someone to like you

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

my dream body is a macro fox... screw liking people, I'm gonna bring justice to my enemies, and the law in general...

Grimlon 10 years ago

i could be a giant flying sheep!

serrato12 11 years ago

no one likes me anyways might as well be sexy

ValerieParker 9 years ago

The downside cancels out the upside. My dream body would be something that many people who find attractive.

Coolguy246 12 years ago

My dream body was to get anyone I want to like me to have sex with me so hah.

anikin 2 years ago

im fine with this

Motherfucking 9 years ago

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Scooterbot17 10 years ago

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Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested 6 years ago

*stops reading* *chuckles* im in danger

Wildclaw115 10 years ago

DRAGON

AllKnowingWeeaboo 5 years ago

time to become a waifu

kommanderwafflez 11 years ago

Not a lot of people like me right now but it wouldn't be really hard

Pinto589 7 years ago

Yeah I'm already struggling to get ppl to like me

deadpan 11 years ago

I'm up for the challenge.

Daughter of the Hyuga 10 years ago

Not like it isn't hard already

Ren_0R 9 years ago

My dream body is the one of an anthropomorphic tiger! :3 #furryfandom

ShinHigaku 10 years ago

I don't have a dream body.

Guy Who Watches Slenderman 10 years ago

so you become empty space? good for you.

CreeperCraft137 11 years ago

Already have it

Kris Binkley 13 years ago

Bunch of idiots think having your dream body makes it hard to get someone in the first place.

jadynn 10 years ago

It is already 5,000,000x harder to get someone to like me in reality than in my dreams

NotnadnerB 3 years ago

If it's twice as hard to get people to like you, that's when you know the people you do find will be by your side forever. Plus, I get to be a dinosaur.

Chaotic Chris 11 years ago

I dont want someone to like me. I want to not be fat. -Gabe Newell

JovanPopovic 9 years ago

Soooo... Stil the same. Actualy BETTER

satan-sama 11 years ago

Bitch I'm adorable

LemonFerret 6 years ago

whas the point in a dream body than?

Kittycatmax06 11 years ago

Sure i,ll press it! Here we gooooooooooooo!

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

so, i'll have a shinigami-like body? COOL!!!! DEATH NOTE FANGIRLS!! COME AT ME!!!

N30Ncz 12 years ago

I would be 1000x self confident... So in the end, it would be 500x easier. That's science ;)

SeabassJames 10 years ago

My dream body would give me twice the efficiency, including efficiency on getting people to like me.

XxDeadlyDudexX 11 years ago

who said i needed i girlfriend or wife anyway. I HIT DAT #BUTTON

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

My dream body is godlike and has the ability to create anything I imagine whenever I wish

YoruichiShihouin 2 years ago

I already have my dream body

GalaticWolf 11 years ago

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SomeonesWebsite 9 years ago

well its impossible anyways now

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Meh. It's not that hard to get people to like you, you just have to not be overbearing and not be a dick. Similar interests help. Then again, so would the whole dream body thing...

The_potato_man 5 years ago

My dream body will have sweat that makes people 200% in love with me, 200 : 2 = 100

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