You're very attractive to the opposite sex
but
You're also very attractive to the same sex, and your skin is green
I will not


Jean Has No Life9 years ago
*Pansexual laughter in the background*

Lexisexy4 months ago
#pangang
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KingDude3 years ago
So I'm hot and I'm shrek win-win

Nashi_The_Creator3 years ago
Gay and Shrekxy, where"s the downside

Azaretto8 years ago
So i am a sexy shrek

Y0uD0ntKn0wMe8 years ago
Shrek is already sexy

Gracicorn157 years ago
*Bisexual laughter*

Squonchy9 years ago
green for jack septic eye am i right?!

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ4 years ago
squonchy! Where you been man? Party ain't been squonch since you left!
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rickastleysghost8 years ago
A) I'm bi B) Green is my favorite color

Diego Tutweiller9 years ago
Hulk smash...

mr.whatface9 years ago
*bisexual lollygagging* wait green skin? **SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME**

SummerBlank9 years ago
According to the movie Guardians of the Galaxy, Gamora is green... and she's hor like hell -qqq

Jaydoggg11 months ago
Word of wisdom
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Aran Smeallie12 years ago
there is downside?

Johndabanana2 years ago
I'm pan and becoming Shrek would be awesome, so where is the downside?
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Woof Cakes12 years ago
shrek.

SixtyFourMan9 years ago
Somebody once told me the world is macaroni. I ain't the sharest tool in the shed
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Akame_Stoff7 years ago
I will cosplay as piccolo from DBZ.

CuteDarkShadow7 years ago
I pressed this because of the “downside” since I don’t know any lesbians,bis,pans or anything like that

SquidSquid037 years ago
But I’m gay...

JC_Science8 years ago
Sooooo...I'm gamora??

BunnyLover11018 years ago
I was going to say yes, until I got to the Green Skin part.

NalyAnabeth9 years ago
Wtf? Homofobic and alien-fobic? Lol No, but seriously what's the downside of being sexually atractive to everyone in the planet? Loads of unwanted attention? I'll manage ;)

Phoebe Rottersman12 years ago
I think who ever made this was homophobic

TOTOZARD8 years ago
Homophobia ftw
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OmegaGroudon 9 years ago
Spray-on tan

NHLic9 years ago
No downside. Hell I can live with just my charming look.

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
Step 1:become model. Step 2;profit step 3: change coler of skin through surgery

Steven Boyer12 years ago
ok i like this one lol because im already somewhat bi

uughdesequestions8 years ago
Hahahhaha hello i love this too
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Ronnie Summers12 years ago
No downside

Sam Popson12 years ago
So...I'd become Crowbar from the Felt? Eh. Why not.

epicgroundhog9 years ago
so just have skin surgery or untan/tan your self back to normal

Your_favorite_gay4 years ago
he didn't say all my skin is green, what if the part of my skin that"s green is the part under my hair that no one can see?

EpicCommander29 years ago
Don't matter, had sex

brebeenz10 years ago
Love isn't important to me. I pressed it for the green skin ;3

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago
This question may have or may not have been made by a homophobe... But besides that, there is kind of no downside, since nobody (except you, maybe) would care about the skin being green.

Miz Redavni12 years ago
Wait.............. HAHAHAHAHA! PUNY HUMANS WORM BABIES!

Kira12345 years ago
What?

TakisAreLife9 years ago
They are both already interested in me and if they don't mind my skin it won't matter

Dom Hillman12 years ago
Doesn't matter; I'm attractive!

Devlinyup8 years ago
I only have a problem sith green skin thats disgusting.

WeirdoGeorge9 years ago
WTF MAN!

JackRock8 years ago
downside not found

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Adam Tiberi12 years ago
so basically im hulk

TheBigGreta9 years ago
umh then Im Peridot ... HEY LAPIS!

TheCheeseMan2739 months ago
so im shrek with no down side

Rusty Kerman9 years ago
it all ready is green...i'm a kerbal

kikinnori10 years ago
if evry 1 thinks ur attractive(same and opposite sex) then it doesnt matter lol

Tayla7 years ago
Soooo, basically everyone thinks my green skin is attractive? Downside?

OtakuHere9 years ago
I don;t care as long its a boy

GodOfLasagne3 years ago
the only reason i wouldnt want to become shrek is because I would be scared what other people think. but that"s been solved. cuz all genders find me attractive. what downside is there??

hanjean9 years ago
No one cares if im green if they love me and gay is ok why do I Ryhm all the time FUCKING FIRE TRUCK

AndreiGabriel10 years ago
I'll just be an orc.

Gaydarboiii7 years ago
So basically I’m a sexy Shrek..

yamiyugi559 years ago
Deadpool
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