Freddy Krueger doesn't haunt me, he's too busy hiding from me in children's dreams.
He first entered the dream world trying to escape from me.
When that failed, he began offering the souls of the dead to the lord of hell in an attempt to keep me at b...[Show full comment]
Well he's obviously not gonna kill you so just ignore him
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DesertEagle9 years ago
Freddy Krueger doesn’t even do anything when you awake he only kills you if you sleeping 💤
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KyleFernando5 years ago
Oh please really Freddy Krueger of all people hahaahhahahahhaahah oh dear he has been escaping my clutches from when he haunted my dreams he"s very being was terrified on what my dream were to the point even the lord of hell respected my insanity my way th...[Show full comment]
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GemBuster11 years ago
Then the i just blow da motherfucker's head
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soghzdliufhl9 years ago
I already have pleasant and lucid dreams
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Uhhh11 years ago
Uhhh
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Mandog957 years ago
Kill him and idrc just sleep for the rest of my life and I'm not scared of him
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Darth K12 years ago
I'm not scared of Freddy Krueger but I like the dreams I have already and I'd never give them up.
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Fox2211 years ago
An alredy burnes jew chasing me thats Hitler wet dream
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LazyPayday9 years ago
But Freddy Krueger only really is powerful in dreams, so can't I just ask the police to protect me.
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captin gnu10 years ago
Just stab the bastard. He only has powers in dreams.
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Triple_X9 years ago
Freddy Krueger my bro I use him to rob candy stores and I let him borrow my sister’s nail polish....Don’t Ask
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OddaTheBoss10 years ago
umm...
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JesusChrist2582 years ago
那么弗莱迪将知道什么才是真正的恐怖
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Tyree 11 years ago
I could send freedy to fnaf then watch him fail life and the game ha!
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The Nerdy Villager11 years ago
Um....
Guns?
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GalaxyAfton6 years ago
I see no downside. A:Awesome dreams B:A new friend to introduce to the others who haunt me.
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hereiamkillme0111 years ago
I'd like to see him try.
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shibasona9 years ago
This is...more difficult than it should be.
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Panifex8 years ago
I hope I also have a way to clean up, otherwise there are multiple downsides
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asdguy0012 years ago
corina rose-this is the internet, real sex is out of question
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agentcardinam1110 years ago
Make friends with Krueger. Promise him some wet dreams every onece in a while. No downside.
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iamethantoo211 years ago
ill be so horny ill fuck fready's mom making him cry and i will haunt his dreams he wont haunt mine loophole
Cryinge11 years ago
savage
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JaviGonzalez10 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]
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Azurali11 years ago
i'll shoot a load in his face
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Kritzy9 years ago
Who is that? And also, why wet?
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SirSparky5 years ago
Which has more range? His knives or my gun?
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undeadFan11 years ago
it doesn't say I cant befriend him plus I can kill him
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Katy-Cat9 years ago
I hope he pays rent. I'll make his existence a living he'll if he doesn't,
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9-1111 years ago
I'll scream either way so now downside
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superblockma11 years ago
Never wake up
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Smorsandchoco7 years ago
Hmmm....what if i kill him since he will be killable in the real world...?
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