You earn $1,000,000 a year
but
Your feet only have one big toe and no other toes.
I will not


LavaBomb8 years ago
Gamers don't need toes

GalaxyBrainLoopholes3 years ago
okay, but imagine stubbing your omnitoe

WX500009 months ago
I'd imagine it wouldn't be as bad as stubbing a regular smal

NinjaGarz9 years ago
you only need your big toe and feet to walk. The other toes are useless anyway

Panifex7 years ago
The pinky toe is your primary source of balance when you walk.
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Connor William Hilarides12 years ago
If I made a million dollars per year, I could just buy prosthetic toes.

FantasyKitten8 years ago
What I was thinking exactly.
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AF7 years ago
There are people in this world that lost some of their toes (mostly because of frostbites). They live their lives just like any other person. I really don't see the downside.

shewantsthediick9 years ago
Sit down forever and u could have anything in the world

Bdog319 years ago
$1,000,000, minus the 200 or so you need each week for food and other items ( if you use anywhere near as much as my 2-person household does for home-made meals ), along with medical bills from your routine checkups from your abnormal medical state [missin...[Show full comment]

marsss2 years ago
noob
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
Would you necessarily need all of your toes to stay upright?

JamesStevenFoster7 years ago
No get crutches

Tesla026 years ago
At 14 years old I am making jack shit per year. This is a huge upside.

Ltheawesome7 years ago
for 1,000,000 they can have all my toes

EpicGold9998 years ago
I'm not doing this πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ŽπŸΌπŸ˜ πŸ‘Ώ!!!

Stephanie Jean Gray12 years ago
jokes on you I need a wheelchair anyway.

BOSS-MAN7 years ago
I hope you don't have any difficulty in life and I'm very sorry to hear that
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Kat Stahmann12 years ago
I see nothing wrong with this.

GrayFlower577 years ago
Screw toes. Toes are overrated anyway.

Rin Killua11 years ago
You don't need money. Family and limbs are more important.

[{(TheOneAndOnly)}]9 years ago
Ok

Th3Batgirl9 years ago
I would just have my feet amputated and get those prosthetic feet on fleek

Davd9 years ago
Lots of these money-for-disfiguration questions. Honestly, my body isn't that important to me so long as there's no pain or sickness involved. Even if I were to gain this money by performing the surgical removal of these appendages, the financial security ...[Show full comment]

vegetarianveggie9 years ago
Canes can be cool

Natesh Karna12 years ago
It's $1,000,000, and I already wear shoes. Is there a downside?

GDonor10 years ago
Surgery will fix this

Sassyjenna29 years ago
Nobody needs to see my feet

A_Person10 years ago
Get surgery

rocko.the.service.dog8 years ago
I can buy prosthetic toes '-'

ShadowSpringtrap24109 years ago
I'm not giving up meh body for money money

winrg5 years ago
Heh, you have toes.

zanedesantis9 years ago
It is impressive just what some of us are willing to give up for money. Counting myself in that. I'd sell my toes for a million a year.

bbfett1019 years ago
I could pay for a toe transplant with that much money

Dis_My_Username7 years ago
Like Conner said, if I make a million dollars a year I can just buy myself prosthetic toes. Plus, it never said I couldn't have another job to also make more money since I'll also have higher taxes because I have a bunch of money.

lolidon9 years ago
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Slappy_J9 years ago
Robo toes!

RazorSB8 years ago
Prosthetic toes

tigereye6679 years ago
Who cares? Take my toes give me my money

cuttlefishCuddlerlast year
Only one toe to stub? SW-E-ET!

SaberTooth01710 years ago
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WeRWeird9 years ago
With my money I can buy more toes

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc7 years ago
I don't need toes

asdguy0011 years ago
plastic surgery?

WildKatGirl9 years ago
I don't need toes! I have money!

Blake Walker12 years ago
That'd be kind of cool to have one big toe.

SoundestLoki8919 years ago
jokes on you I don't legs

lpslife239 years ago
I could earn the money but would i get it?

warewolfpower27119 years ago
I'll just buy some robotic toes from the 3D printer :D

goodman10 years ago
Simple robot legs

Tex20009 years ago
i dought a milion would be enough to afford such technology

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago
So? Toes are useless anyway

Jack Peterson10 years ago
i'd love to have 1 giant toe :)

Rekt Much Bro?8 years ago
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CreeperCraft1379 years ago
Shoes

kingderp9 years ago
im a greedy basterd but i need toes to walk

Addison71239 years ago
GET ALL THINGS JACKSEPTICEYE HAS I REALLY WANTED TO MEET HIM I REALLY REALLY WANT TO!!!!!
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