Will You Press The Button?

emotionlesssex2 years ago

I pressed it! day 126252619166162th of lying in my bed revising the facts

Myself1239 years ago

There's no one true religion..

PeterKnetter4 years ago

There is. Either Islam(my personal belief), Christians, Others, or God doesn't exist. I'm sorry if i didn't mention your religion, but there are OVER 9000

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Jess_Cyan9 years ago

there is no one true religion..... there are many paths and beliefs and opinions. The truth doesn't have to even be a religion

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Yeah

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SeemsLegit8 years ago

Jokes on you, I already know the one true religion.

Dannybionic2 years ago

Science

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jackohans53 years ago

I know the "one true religion" and my meaning, and I will be immortal. All religions aside from the one true religion still have partial truth though. One true religion: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. If you don't agree, try participating...[Show full comment]

xKitKatx4 years ago

Ha, i already know the one true religion......ha i win

Rem-chan9 years ago

I said yes without the "immortal" part... Who wanna be immortal?

The-Immortal-Mushroom2 years ago

@DragonsWolvesBravery good thing I don't care about my loved ones

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JewHunter9 years ago

Who won't follow the immortal guy come on.

dankmemes1018 years ago

"Hey, why aren't you dead yet?" "I WON'T TELL YOU"

LunarMoone7 years ago

If I may pick my immortality type, it"s the one where you still grow old and can be harmed, but just don't die of old age. I don't like immortality. Also, I just want to know these things. I don't care who else knows, they can fund out when they die.

PeterKnetter4 years ago

@Lunarmoone Suicide is illegal

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Driconian7 years ago

You do not know the power of the force.

yjtfdsgy7 years ago

what if the truth is bad

vert3437 years ago

Immortality = useful

GAMEYCOOLDUDE 9 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

bigtjr9 years ago

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/336879

doodledimerlast year

just find out if the univerce is a simulation and make a machine that breaks everyone out of the simulation and into their body's in the real world and make it free to operate and w/ your knowledge w/ minimal costs give everyone one of them using a telepo...[Show full comment]

Helloiamhavingaseizure4 years ago

I like smoking children

PeterKnetter4 years ago

Fuck you motherfucker. You fucking piece of shit.

TheTrollYT8 years ago

If I'm immortal I would"ve lived over 4 billion years, I'm pretty sure I would"ve found a way to communicate it.

558756578647863488yesterday

无尽的时光足够让我享受世界扭曲我的信仰

SuperWhoLockians8 years ago

Write the facts down and leave them for others to find.

MDarkKing16543 years ago

Honestly would just keep this to myself anyways not to mention if you told people you were not imortal the government would just experiment on you for the rest of eternity

AzreeAz8 years ago

I'll go to heaven by myself

DonnaAustin5 years ago

Write it down done

AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago

Upside?

Bluons8 years ago

Why would i need to tell people im imortal?

defrostu9 years ago

One word. Draw

joe_biden12 months ago

its me joe biden vote for me

AJDevelopment4 years ago

what if i typed it into a word document and shared it on the internet who"s gonna stop me?

PeterKnetter4 years ago

yeah

macropenis8 years ago

Hint: I am god

AUAnonymousUser7 years ago

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yo yo yo9 years ago

This comment section is a train wreck. rip.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Not immortal,already know we all have to be Spiritual because religion will get us NOWHERE,and I beleive there's a different reason for everyone to exist.

User0124538 years ago

kill bieber

PeterKnetter4 years ago

Why does everyone here wanna kill bieber?

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Dannybionic3 years ago

All religions are nonsensical so if I hear the word science then I will not be surprised

xxGreenRoblox15 days ago

"<Insert true religion here in a dramatic voice>" "why isn't it science" "What? There were enough clues that science wasn't it. The true way would have to explain everything and science doesn't"

WolfTamer8 years ago

AGAIN WITH THE IMMORTALITY THING ONLY IF BAN EXISTS

Snescube9 years ago

I already do know this. I am God. Honestly, I really am. But no one will ever believe me because it's such an unbelievable statement - but I know it is true.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Shithead.If you're gonna pretend to be god,at least know he wouldn't go around saying it...Unless you're being sarcastic then sorry for the comment.

Flameice2 8 years ago

I don't need to push this. The true religion is..... Christianity.

shinchaf15 years ago

upside.EXE has stopped working.

Chocolate Addict9 years ago

Where is the upside? Knowing everything must mean a huge weight, especially if you can't share it with anyone. Not to mention that immortality means loneliness and there is not only one true religion. Everything is based on people's beliefs.

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

At least I know it

Fluffyninja903929 years ago

I have a wish from previous buttons so I wished for infinite wishes and I can wish now to be able to share my info

RazIsGaming11 months ago

immortality questions suck why would I want that

Jewhitler4 years ago

I say fuck it and as long as i know the truth im fine

Kittenlover1018 years ago

THE MEANING OF LIFE IS FORTY TWO.

The_Last_Nigel8 years ago

Immortality almost defeats the purpose of religions

xxGreenRoblox15 days ago

Yeah like if it uses reincarnation as a key point ur kinda screwed

sirudy9 years ago

At least i know i was right

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

I HAVE MANAGED TO SAY IT: THE ONE TRUE RELIGION IS DONUTS AND PIZZA

Iwasnotaware8 years ago

YEE NO MORE EXISTENTIAL CRISISES

voituhluri9 years ago

None likes to live forever, boring crap.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

No,everyone would like that,but then they'd realise it sucks.

I find all the loopholes8 years ago

I like to think all the religions are correct, and just the one you are in is the one you go to in death, and if you are an atheist you just get a random one.

Sigmaspider4 years ago

I already know the meaning of life.

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