Just create a program that will emerge in 150 years that fills the entire internet with "I TOLD YOU SO!"
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TheFangSome137 years ago
Presses button, is abducted by Zaphod and Ford.
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ivegotnothing8 years ago
Galileo
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Panifex8 years ago
150 years from now, people will say, "Why didn't we listen so long ago? Now society is almost in ruins and not even this great man"s ideas could help."
well, doesn't mean i can't implement them by myself!
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PandaAlexandra8 years ago
Then you just write down your ideas secretly and give them to people without telling them who you are or showing yourself. BOOM! And besides, I don't want to be famous, I want to save people and help them.
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RizeKamishiro9 years ago
They wont consider your ideas for 150 years. Loophole found... wait lol XP
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Europathunder9 months ago
It doesn't say it would never happen it would only be after you die.
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Yes_button4 years ago
Well, some people lived in 17th century and noone took their ideas till 20th.
So?
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Acorn7 years ago
Do things yourself
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Maclore9 years ago
I'll just invent the things myself...
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ImSmarterThanYou69last year
This will be the BIGGEST i told you so of history.
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Bamtan8 years ago
Can one not simply implement his/her own ideas for once IN 140 FUCKING YEARS!!!!
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Obamahasabigwilly8 years ago
Brudda
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LordInquisitor40k6 years ago
Xenos tech is prohibited
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MagicSpyglass9 years ago
i would have it for myself!!!!! TIME TO USE A PORTAL GUN!!
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Generic-edgelord7 years ago
Sure its a fair enough trade
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Oldiron_797 months ago
Does this abduction involve a long and generous probe?
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hallb10168 years ago
I"d have medicine that would let me live for 150 years and control humans to believe my ideas.
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The Norsemen109 years ago
Make a drug that lets me live that long with my new brain!
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ARKomega8 years ago
i would be like lego, when it came out one one gave a shit, look at it now.
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LoneJT4 years ago
Elon musk just like that’s fine
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Patri7 years ago
I just said no for no reason at all🤣
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Username is my username9 years ago
Ya
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Ultralord14008 years ago
I don't need people, I have alien logic.
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FoxAnimagus 9 years ago
Ill just invent them myself. And who fucking cares, I get abducted by aliens, all that matters
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gamandylast year
i wouldnt share it anyways, i would conquer the world and the downside protects me from anyone using it against me
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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
So, look at leonardo da vinci ? Also, perserve yourself with the knowledge gained.
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Kurth5 years ago
Imma write it down and put it on the internet and create a textbook with it
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InvalidUsername8 years ago
id just ease people into it be getting a degree in science and maths
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DeathRavens039 years ago
Wouldn't I be dead by then? No where in there did it say that I am immortal
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MOFO_347 years ago
Well,
Nobody on reddit ever believes you anyways so XD
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Jesus-Christ6 months ago
okay but no one will believe me
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sans-6668 years ago
I won't let em live for 150 years mwhahahaha
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The-Pope3 years ago
Upload my brain to a computer and when people come to me for help, just mock them.
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KewlRanch7 years ago
Buuut, they'll consider it after
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
im already immortal.
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Kaminomikan7 years ago
don't need humanity to believe me, just build the things that I can and profit.
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KICWTYININlast year
Then when I feel uncomfortable, I say "I don't feel uncomfortable"
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SocialAnxiety8 years ago
Can those aliens be Time-lords please?
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
No. In fact, just for your comment, those aliens will be telepathic slugs who make you think you’re enlightened, but really you’re just insane while said slugs steal your wallet.
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