you can eat anything you want and not get fat
but
you can never talk to the opposite sex again
I will not


Berlin Akutabi9 years ago
It says you can never TALK, says nothing about writing to them or just pretending you are mute, there are really many ways around this

dadika084 years ago
Yeah someone can talk for you
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shevalras5 years ago
Lesbians, we ride at dawn

GoobieSnoobert11 months ago
But nooo my frens

EdgyPotato8 years ago
*gayly devours Oreos*

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Me, every day, without fail.

pixelBagel9 years ago
CONSTANT FOOD AND NO FUCKBOIS

Cattalemachine7 years ago
That’s ok, I’m the gay bisexual. What I mean is that I like the feminine gender more than the masculine gender. And I can still text them

ingridpeura9 years ago
You dont need to talk to have sex 😂

ThePaulDude9 years ago
That's not what it means.

Oyasumi9 years ago
Lesbians for the win!

Travis_8019 years ago
Cool I hate girls anyway >:D

Maggie Liz Sutton12 years ago
It's okay....... I'm a lesbian. :D

Hyltran2 years ago
I disliked this comment because you can’t have a normal job if you can’t speak to the opposite gender. And don’t you want to speak to family members of the opposite gender. And you don’t want to talk to service of the opposite gender staff at stores or res...[Show full comment]
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Swatdude648 years ago
there is this thing called "writing and typing" no downside

Watermelonman8 years ago
Also, it takes longer
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Chronicler8 years ago
i have no gender\

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Wait. What do you think genderfluid people do?

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
boi im skinny as HELL

Coaster8 years ago
Selective mutisim?

filip23544 years ago
muslims are gay

KitaKat8 years ago
What if I'm a Bi? Am I now a Lesbian?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
No, you"re still bi, but if you like a guy, you just kind of . . . Sit there.

Clankplusm8 years ago
I say no since my metabolism is so fast I literally eat 1500 calories a day and do nothing but sit on the couch. And I'm anorexic at 106 pounds (mind you I'm 14 yrs old)

captain mcderp9 years ago
I love food

Chasity Sky Massey12 years ago
Lesbian anyway. HERE I COME POCKY

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
TwoPlayerGams, SAME!!
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Ashley Lancaster12 years ago
I already do both these things.

imavirginnn4 years ago
ew girls
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Demon19878 years ago
Texting, phone calls, etc

DoonLord8 years ago
Still a limiting downside

Francis Bonnefoy10 years ago
*Is a lesbian so you better believe i smashed the button*

bob34599 years ago
I have diabetes so I can't eat much anyway :(

TheNerdLord5 years ago
That means I can't talk to my mom, so no thanks.

Jack fan9 years ago
I am skiny. If I try to get fat, I cant☺😄😄😄

Tavi9 years ago
I don't know why i dont get fat does not matter what i eat.Sooo yeah

Urocjon7 years ago
It"s okay... I won't press the button. I already can eat anything and have problem with too low weight.

Allie543218 years ago
Text,sing,sign language,etc

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
I"D FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SING 24/7!!!!

JazzyGemElliott11 years ago
Nothing changes.

ValerieParker7 years ago
Can't "get fat" if you"ve always been fat.

__Roxxx__10 years ago
I mean I am bi sooooo.....

nilousimplast year
like i never talked to a girl anyway

FlameBlaze9 years ago
I already don't get fat

filip23544 years ago
materbate

TabithaLynn9 years ago
Living the Hungry Pansexual Life

Practically-Satan8 years ago
I'm bi, and a Slytherin, so, come at be bro

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
I'm bi and Hufflepuff. I'll just write my guy friends, though.

Books.and.beans10 years ago
Is bi

Sylveon427 years ago
My bi ass doesn't love the idea but I'll deal

Hurricane9969 years ago
Girls are gross

Allie543218 years ago
I am guessing you don't know many girls

Gabbythefunnybunny10 years ago
Oh yeea *Eats lots of food*

CheshireTerror9 years ago
Fuuuuuck, I wouldn't be able to talk to my boyfriend

littleplayer099 years ago
Good onr

Ryan Rhind12 years ago
"You can never talk to the opposite sex again". I assume that means you cannot open your mouth and make sounds if they are intended to be heard by someone of the opposite gender. It might even limit your ability to communicate with the opposite gender via...[Show full comment]

Another Lesson In Hate9 years ago
So nothing will change?

CalebGreenwood7 years ago
Okay I tell my 🅱️🅾️ I what to tell her

Rainout Train9 years ago
Lol what about trains?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
What???

Natbat3 years ago
I'm nonbinary.... how does that work now for me? What"s the opposite of nonbinary? Probably Bigender male/female but.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh I only know a pangender person....

CoalCo8 years ago
I can already eat as. Much as I want without getting fat!

potatoverlord10 years ago
*is bisexual*

dadika084 years ago
Yeah i just couldn't sorry I appreciate woman to much for that Fuck i just revealed my gender

Quantum Flux9 years ago
I WILL NOT

lexxtheauthor8 years ago
I tend to date females and trans guys to girls... plus I'm genderfluid so....

EdgyPotato8 years ago
So I guess it changes depending on your gender. One day you can't talk to guys, other you can't talk to girls, another you can't talk to anyone or you can talk to everyone etc...
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