You have a limitless supply of books that you will love
but
every time you open a book a giant spider crawls out
I will not

235x0 3 years ago
Any arachnophiles?

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
Open, close Open, close Open, close Open, close Open, close Open, close

Sky_bee 3 years ago
Why would you want to open and close it over and over again that would just summon more spiders
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Maharid 3 years ago
SPATACIACK!

icartwright 11 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN

Sky_bee 3 years ago
CHOO CHOO
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Burke Lizzie 13 years ago
I SHALL USE MY VAST BOOK COLLECTION TO KILL MY ENEMIES WITH SPIDERS!

RalseiPlush last year
Remind me not to get on your bad side.
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RyleeWinterBlade 10 years ago
easy. just don't read. I know most of us already do that. :)

Koalas4life 8 years ago
Bitch I read
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Ryangoogle 11 years ago
What kind of spider?

Nobody-is-here 5 years ago
I posted the same thing without realizing it

Mangle 11 years ago
So, you get a giant trolling book collection?

the117doctor 10 years ago
Flowey "that"s a wonderful idea"
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Jacob Carroll 13 years ago
Why couldn't it have been butterflies?

masterdragon1 6 years ago
nice hp reference
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Ninjatck 6 years ago
Just make copies of books sell them and then get a device designed to open books from a distance

the117doctor 10 years ago
I luv spiders!

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
Spiderman anyone?

Fabisme 8 years ago
I like spiders

goldest 8 years ago
Just ask other to open the book

sugartrini 10 years ago
I don't like books anyway.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
I'll just sell copies of my limitless collection and make millions. Spiders only come out when I open them after all, so I just wont open them.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
If the books you get are really rare limited editions then your plan would work, otherwise you won't make much.

Button Pressing Addict 10 years ago
Are the big spiders just normal spiders, or hostile spiders that will attqck you on sight? Depends.

the117doctor 10 years ago
Maybe they"re giant, cuddly, kawaii attack spiders that serve you.

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago
Step 1: Go to a Public library. Step 2: Sit next to loud people/annoying people/random people. Step 3: Ask them what their opinion of said book is. Step 4: Open book, sit back and enjoy. (I love spiders!)

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago
Me too

Zadok Hines 13 years ago
doesnt that say that they can't be e-books

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Opening the ebook still releases a giant spider. Just hope it isn’t alien… giant alien spiders are no joke, after all.

Cassie Herman 13 years ago
Soon as I saw the very word "Spider".... Hell no. I can't.

DigiDavid 11 years ago
No thank you but I love books sooo much!

DragonQueenC 11 years ago
i just kill it with the book

Jarred Jar Jar Johnson 13 years ago
I said no because I don't read if I pressed it id have an empty bookshelf.

Demigod_Wizard_Cat 9 years ago
Who cares about a silly spider when you can fill your house with books! It would be my dream come true. Besides, you could just collect the spiders and just sell them to a zoo or something

xkillxmxallx 11 years ago
I ment lol

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Inner Medium 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

FreddyRules228 10 years ago
i would just have a baseball bat every time a opened one

Cherri Blossom 11 years ago
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TheRealGlacadia 3 years ago
I like spiders

nurturedVex 10 years ago
Eh. Spiders aren't that bad

Morganvillan 11 years ago
Spider spray. I hate spiders more than satan, but books are worth it #commitment

MyVoteRules 8 years ago
I’m sorry, books... i betrayed you...

Jazzymine 11 years ago
NOT FUDGING SPIDERS. :P<3:-S:-]:-P:-S:-]:-P=]:-S:D:-D=[:-/

Autumn Spano 13 years ago
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Climbing on the nope train to nopeland

StoryFell_Charisk 5 years ago
*has friend open book*

888thorn 10 years ago
sorry but i already own a library with every book ever

mospjotfiodwgwg 12 years ago
anything for the books

Mathi13 9 years ago
Of course! I'll make him my pet and call him Gerald.

KneeSlapper 11 years ago
Nevery said the spider was mean

grdavis 10 years ago
Why not? The only spiders that are really giant are tarantuals, and they are not poisoness. Besides, spiders are cool!

meowwoof119 11 years ago
i have arachnid phobea

xXFireDemonGirlXx 9 years ago
make someone else open it...? robot? ebook?

Utsukushii 11 years ago
nope nope nope nope

debnamdun 10 years ago
How the fuck does logic work nowadays.

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
Downside? I love reading, and spiders are awesome. What does it mean by "a giant spider?" Like a Goliath bird eater? Because that would be epic. They don't attack, but I'd have a bunch of Goliaths.

miracle mittens 10 years ago
Smart

Abltablt 7 years ago
Then I dontlove the book, now do i?

lolzfan 11 years ago
i'm not afraid of spiders so ha.

mafei957 2 years ago
这是值得的

kingpimp2017 11 years ago
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JamANDSalsa 8 years ago
I like spiders:)
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