Will You Press The Button?

13709566 4 months ago

永生不是好事，资源会被耗尽

chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago

Literally had this exact same dilemma that was worded differently.

KingAyjanswag 9 years ago

Enternal life means overpopulation

toomt 5 months ago

I’m genuinely stroggin it rn to this comment and pooping (girl btw)

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watermalone2006 10 years ago

God gives u eternal life if u worship and love him so there is no point here

Neotheater 7 months ago

Amen

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Batmanofdoom 10 years ago

Fuck humanity

yukari-akiyama 5 years ago

agreed

Soepkip13 10 years ago

But what if the source of eternal life is killing yoursel?

ThatKidWithASpoon 10 years ago

These people and their snarky loopholes

PheebTheDweeb 9 years ago

The earth will not become immortal with the whole of humanity, and therefore the whole of humanity will float in an infinite void for an eternity, when the sun becomes a red giant and destroys our planet. That sounds like fun!

naga halomac 10 years ago

If you find the source for eternal life then you could also live forever as well

Wholocked 10 years ago

But surely eternal life isn't a good thing, the earth will overpopulate, so... What's the good thing to do?

PheebTheDweeb 9 years ago

also will the sun still one day swallow up the earth? The earth will not become immortal with the whole of humanity, and therefore the whole of humanity will float in an infinite void for an eternity.

Senseless 11 years ago

I hate humanity sooo....

yukari-akiyama 5 years ago

yeah i know

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Neotheater 7 months ago

Isn’t this what Jesus literally did?

ValarDohaeris 8 years ago

I'm not the kind to make the sacrifice play.... To pay down on a wire and let another person crawl over me. Is rather just cut the wire.

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade; 10 years ago

You find the source of eternity and you allow you to have eternal life and you go to sacrifice yourself but hey, you cant cuz ur immortallll

The Unknown 10 years ago

... Like a Phantom

Bunger538 3 years ago

i have no enemies

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

If we all have eternal life I can’t die so downside negated

Rude 10 years ago

No. No. NO! Pfft, fuck that

AnnYuClicks 8 years ago

Basically: you die for eternal life which equals to overpopulation. NICE.

Roadrepellent 10 years ago

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! If you find the the source of eternal life for all humans, that would include you, wouldn't it? So how would you die? Nothing makes sense in the world anymore! I need a lie down... *Snore* 3 hours later... Ah... I feel much better now!

bugmenot 10 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.

Dapperblook999 10 years ago

But do we deserve it?

WouldIPressTheButton 2 years ago

Fuck y’all, I’m not sharing shit

ActualDaughterOfSatan 9 years ago

who"s taking one for the team?

Slimeboy22 5 years ago

I"d love that. I don't want people to know me. I don't want to be famous. I"d love that.

ItsAnAgressiveMeme 10 years ago

DARK SOULS REFERENCE AM I RIGHT BOY"S!

Weerwet 10 years ago

I have immeasurable amounts of empathy..... I just have no sympathy whatsoever. willyoupressthebutton.com/330175

Noobpoh 10 years ago

I don't care of my life

Nacas 7 years ago

Heh I was suicidal anyway. I didn't expect such a way to go.

ADHDGamer123 8 years ago

I will keep it for myself so i dont have to die :p

Donteverusetoilets 9 years ago

God is not real.

GarfunklScoob 10 years ago

If you end all conflict, doesn't thatean we wouldn't have a point of existence. Life would be more meaningless than it is!

hvuy 2 years ago

像是守夜人吗

WhyHowAreWeDoingHere 6 years ago

how the hell are the stats almost equal

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Living forever would be terrible.

Isaacluna24 8 years ago

I want to die anyway XD

TurboxBurrito44 10 years ago

So what I hear is that I'm automatically going to heaven

Gif_ last year

Eternal Life is so close to impossible, it essentially is impossible.

DivaPrincess 9 years ago

Nope, I never dated yet got an iphone, I never did anything with my life yet, so

Qpsk 3 years ago

Gufhfj

Youhug 10 years ago

Sadly, I wouldn't press the button... http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/331269

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

hmmm making 2 heavens one impossible or nearly impossible to go to now the other you get born in interesting

Maddy3839 6 years ago

No one even cares about me soooo...

Shtina5 10 years ago

No thanks I like normal human existence

Yuki_Y 3 months ago

I'll have to say no not because it will cost my life but because it'll grant empathy to all people.

LiamJohnson 8 years ago

No just no mankind can just die for all I care

Rou 2 years ago

I dont really care much tbh, I am done with this world LOL

WBGrock 9 years ago

Eternal life. Nobody dies... leads to overpopulation and thus starvation. Will not press the button till we figure out FTL Travel.

amazing spider monkey 10 years ago

fuck no, sacrifice my own life for humanity, im not that kind

Gabriel52 10 years ago

What if i use the ""power source"" on em first?

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago

I will press the button because I will it does not matter if know one knows the sacrefu cevi made, but I will always jnowcand because it is the right thing to do.

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