Will You Press The Button?

Caesar Purisima 13 years ago

Charizard

Poopman469 2 years ago

steal my joke again see what happens. i have your address btw.

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RileyDaWizard 11 years ago

OMFG STOP DOWN BOY DOWN NO I NEED THAT BED PUT IT DOWN NO STOP BREAKING EVERYTHING STAHHHPP

Cheese_is_Grate 9 years ago

Just say the same thing 10 times. It'll have to listen at least once.

csj last year

那如果是指一生中有百分之九十的时间不听你说话呢

ozolongo 11 years ago

Repet the comand 10 times

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Say the opposite of what you want him to do

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Dude its not gonna do the opposite of wut u are saying its ignoreing u

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redpanda212 11 years ago

sounds just like my cat

Kaleb Lee Timmons 13 years ago

NO WIGGLES, PUT THAT MAN BACK, DAMMIT WIGGLES STOP SETTING SHIT ON FIRE, WIGGLES WTF!!!

The_Real_Sherlock_Holmes 4 years ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle... I like it when you jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle.

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Bruh 9 years ago

I will just repeat my commands 100 times or until he listens

charizaird the best 11 years ago

I'm not gay

slappywaffle 11 years ago

TOOTHLESS

Krusek 10 years ago

YES!!!

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caihl lagdaan 11 years ago

Then I will put it in my yard to scare people

DragonX1421 11 years ago

So this dragon is a sort of sleepy cat?

Sean Chick 13 years ago

So, like a cat?

Themauf 7 years ago

@LaneKowal MATH

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Charles A. McGraw 13 years ago

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME

Doyee 10 years ago

But I have enough bitchess to fuck u

Stewart LunarKnight Dobbelstein 13 years ago

now don't go on a rampage and eat the whole city

Sevas Mora 13 years ago

Just call cesar millan

Alexis Thomas 13 years ago

I can kinda imagine it "DAMMIT, NAGINI, YOU LEAVE THAT VILLAGE ALONE!!!"

Sammy Pace 13 years ago

CHARIZARD!!!!

ElizaisSharp 10 years ago

Also Charmeleon. But neither of them are dragon types.

Nathan Kopak 13 years ago

well seeing as how if i got a pet dragon any other way it would ignore everything i say 100% of the time this way is much better.

phamalam 8 years ago

with the other buttons ive pressed... i can wish it was tamed completely

JesusFreakNoah 9 years ago

Is it a coincidence that in the first Pokemon anime something happened when charm and er evolved into chameleon and wouldn't listen to ash and then it got worse when he evolved into charizard and then ash set him free bc he was weak compared to the wild charizards

maybei'mahomestuck 12 years ago

Fuck that it's a dragon

Toolshed21 10 years ago

So if u say thats a cliff watch out theres is a 10% he will move... Ill take those odds!

Zack Groves 13 years ago

All you have to do is tell it to pillage and it wont look at it like a little kid

K1imeli 10 years ago

I don't even want a pet Dragon

VVsilverVV 12 years ago

thats cool the chances he knows human lenguech are less than 1 in a 1000000000

MANJUEGAZOS 3 years ago

Say everything 10 times

MANJUEGAZOS 3 years ago

If still didn't work (because of bad luck), repeat until your command is obeyed

FriendMeImAwesome 10 years ago

ITS A FUCKING DRAGON FUCK YEAH! BURN ALL YOUR ENEMIES TO ASHES!

Ninjaawesomeness1 9 years ago

You can just ask him to stop ignoring him untill he actually does it there I go problem solved

ButtonPusher101 11 years ago

I'LL KICK THE DAM THING

DenGC 6 years ago

repeat the stuff

1% Isnt That High 11 years ago

Dragonar acadamy much?

RPGMakerFan 9 years ago

Command it to do the opposite of what you want it to do

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SeabassJames 10 years ago

Repeat everything you say to it about 10 times or until it listens.

Rose Wallace-Smith 13 years ago

Don't kill anyone Don't kill anyone Don't kill anyone Don't kill anyone Don't kill anyone Don't kill anyone Don't kill anyone Don't kill anyone Don't kill anyone Don't kill anyone Dragon=trained.

AthenaMichaelis 9 years ago

Say the opposite, like Thing 1 and Thing 2

jintoya 11 years ago

just repeat yourself until it dose what you tell it to, and say "never harm me" like 50 times as the first command... then "kill all (other) humans"

Ezzflips 10 years ago

Whatever

Melissa Sowers 13 years ago

my pets do hat anyway so

PieLucas 8 years ago

STOP EATING PEOPLE! *dragon doesn’t listen*

ShinyFlygon 11 years ago

Where is the downside? A pet dragon is a pet dragon.

Ratmanismyusername last year

That dragon will burn down my house if it does not lisen to me once

BloodShadow 10 years ago

have dragon nip in your inventory, backpack, hands, etc., and talk to it and possibly command it, and in return, it gets the dragon nip, so it has to listen if it wants to get the nip.