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52626 (58%) people have pressed this button, while 37876 (42%) did not.
You can have sex with your celebrity crush anytime you want without contracting any diseases.
but
Your celebrity crush complains and talks too much every time you have sex.
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KataDark 2 years ago
No...

Tabutcher 11 years ago
Wait, do i have to have sex? Can i just have morgan freeman talk to me and call it a day?

alexriveraced 8 years ago
Ikr! I"d rather get Morgan Freeman to narrate my life instead of having most likely unpleasant sex with someone. Plus, I don't have a celebrity crush so.. Morgan Freeman narrating my life sounds better lol
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BrolyFromGartenOfBanBan 3 years ago
Still no downside to pressing it

skilaros 11 years ago
Ariana grande! She can talk as much as she want i don't care, she has a pretty face and the most world rounded ass in the universe. Yeahh I'm horny now...

Murdoc_Niccals 2 years ago
Um okay, been nine years since you've posted this

LockOfTheJails 11 years ago
She could be talking about the sex and how she wants it harder

Jazz Jennings 13 years ago
Benedict Cumberbatch and Matt Smith I see no downside to this?

MegaDoge 9 years ago
Dude I'm only ten!
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Alexander Vellev Bonde 13 years ago
Dosen't matter had sex. ;)

Oddsout 8 years ago
I'm 8

iknowwhatyouare 2 years ago
get out

Shirokun 9 years ago
I'm too young and I don't know ANY celebrities....

SmallDog105 5 years ago
Rick Astley.

MilesTails 9 years ago
I have no celebrity crush...fml

FunArtist1009 9 years ago
I will be your celebrity crush 😉👅💜

Happyhaby 9 years ago
Rolly Taylor Swift

Happyhaby 9 years ago
I do a girl completely complaining about sex

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
U mean mean this shit piece dilemma was chosen abd not mine?

SkarmoryAmber 9 years ago
*Ace laughter in the background*

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago
fuck yea! just without the fuck ;}
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ArcanusShadowborne 10 years ago
Just stick it in her mouth - problem solved

BBBAAACCCOOONNN 10 years ago
Do waifus count?

Breezy420 10 years ago
i really don't care about people talking just as long as a get to fuck someone

Kalin Popov 13 years ago
One word: Earplugs

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Or better still, ball gag.
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Helena Smith 13 years ago
Oh doctor ...! Oh Sherlock!

Russell 11 years ago
Oh god1

Hammy Sung 13 years ago
I'd be too good in bed. The only sounds coming out of their mouths would be moans =]

JuanRuizJr 9 years ago
Keep telling yourself that, you might start to believe it
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Craig W. Smith 13 years ago
I don't just have one crush, can I fuck them all? They can talk and complain all they want... I'm used to it!

Sylwia Wasilewska 13 years ago
I see no downside because his voice is amazing :D

abcx 10 years ago
Darth Vader?
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KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 9 months ago
Why are there so many perverts on this site who want a magic button that forces people to have sex with them?

Bulletproof 11 years ago
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Yetiq 12 years ago
fuck her in the mouth and everything's good :D

nonono0 3 years ago
y'all weird 💀

Ray Marc 11 years ago
They can complain... Because i wudnt be the one puttin in the work. GRIND bitch!

Zade Hawkins 13 years ago
Helen Keller?

JordanDaBest232 10 years ago
ERROR-NODOWNSIDEALERT

Descuff 9 years ago
Sex with Olly Alexander? Sure.

Morgan Tangent 13 years ago
thats what gags are for. :D

Domixss 11 years ago
Put your dick in them and then no sounds :)

abcx 10 years ago
Yes. She/he will complain and talk.

parun 6 years ago
She"d be fucked to hard to talk

Blood 11 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

mirkisgood 11 years ago
tap there mouth shut

Dman-in-mn 8 years ago
Shit. Mine looks good but sounds like... I don't even know

YeathatsrightITSME 11 years ago
I'm too young to have sex

Squiddlez 10 years ago
Ballgag

chestnut 12 years ago
Benedict Cumberbatch has the sexiest voice i have ever heard <3

Nolan3741 10 years ago
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Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Stop spamming

Evbob09 2 years ago
I don't have a celebrity crush

rodjuan 11 years ago
Dick on her mouth, and no more problems :v

oldnotweak 11 years ago
hahahahahahaha this is fucked up haha

Cruel_Bacon 4 years ago
the only reason i dont want to be in a couple is if my gf complains all the time.

Falcon Fedros 11 years ago
rape.

Whitegaylord 9 years ago
Solution put something in the persons mouth (Your tiny virgin dick)

Fernando Maechler 13 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

Kurbiskuchen 7 years ago
SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE
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