Will You Press The Button?

You will have the best marriage ever,

but

you will no longer have ANY friends except your family.

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jjones3189 years ago

Technically everyone is family just very very very very very very very very very very very very distant

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

Thats right, loving is now incest, asexuals rise up (ps im not asexual)

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ChubbiestThread8 years ago

Bros before hoes.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Technically the code is more guidelines then actual rules.

Lizze7 years ago

What if I consider my friends my family?

Karizzma08157 years ago

my friends are more like my family than my family is so i´m with you on this one

Josh ÐœÐ¸ÑÑ‚Ð¸Ñ„Ð¸Ñ†Ð¸Ñ€Ð¾Ð²Ð°Ñ‚ÑŒ Belson12 years ago

So basically you get a marriage, amiright?

SteamyPizzaR0lls3 years ago

No not at all but good attempt

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AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago

Oh, look- somebody actually likes me.

Button7X37 years ago

I don't have friends so downside?

Hazel5ever8 years ago

I'll just bild an indreuctable cage

Twanekkel9 years ago

so basically my family..

Morgan Brown12 years ago

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Thalia00149 years ago

HE'S MINE!!!

Meagan Horton12 years ago

This is already my life :P

Cmg45679 years ago

I DONT EVEN WANT TO GET MARRIED WHY WOULD I PRESS THIS...

Axolotltltltllast year

I dont have friends my family is it anyway

ifesbob10 years ago

I don't care about marriage to be honest.

EmoGerard8 years ago

I have no friends anyway

EnderSlayer144 years ago

Plus marriage, minus nothing

Destielisreal10 years ago

My friends are my family sooooo yeah

WeGotNaCl9 years ago

You can always have a good marriage anyways, it doesn't have to be perfect

[email protected]9 years ago

I can become friends with my friends again

Laura Rubalcava12 years ago

Que es esto ????

kgln9 years ago

i already consider my friends as my famileh

JulianDH7 years ago

Loophole: adopt every friend before pressing the button!!

AZERRRRRRRRRRRRR9 years ago

SHE AND I RULE THE WORLD!

LondonK8 years ago

My friends are my family

Gamerflower7759 years ago

Ill just have all my friends be my best friends..

disturb3 years ago

this is basically just "press the button to make ur life le epically suck"

YO SHIRLEY10 years ago

what are Friends?...

thegabe20039 years ago

So get married and move somewhere else

EmeraldBanker7 years ago

it deepends do you even have any friends anyway if so are they good friends

mittens221411 years ago

So, who do I play madden with?

Fangurliboy9 years ago

Dicks before chicks

Inotip9 years ago

That doesnt mean you cant get friends again.

MissMuffet9 years ago

My besties? Gone? ....................................................................... HELL NO!

more useless then Dan Howell's belt9 years ago

So become besties with your bae

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

LOOPHOLE WE'RE ALL HEAVENLY FATHER'S CHILDREN

LogicWizard31410 years ago

I already feel that way.

ReapersGrimm8 years ago

Basically all that has changes is the fact that I am married to the woman of my dreams?

Yukitai4 years ago

Don't care. I"d rather be alone and in solitude. (Strong distaste for being with others)

rising_demon10 years ago

I dont have friends anyway

WingedAngel8 years ago

Come here, Joseph! Were getting married!

Conconfish9 years ago

Such a dilema jk Lol

Z0MB13K1LL4 06169 years ago

Pals Before Gals

nlaure189 years ago

Yeah not worth it

BanHammerBrothers7 years ago

Wait what, What If You Make Your Friends Remember You Have Friends!!!!

Fabiola Ochoa12 years ago

Good

akiyama-san9 years ago

Fail pressed button :S

Maxy9887 years ago

So what I have right now sweet, Oh wait that was sarcasm.

Captain Doge9 years ago

anyone whos here has no friends

davidgilliland3810 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

TntguytheBeast8 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex

Peachytree9 years ago

This is basically. My life XD

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