Will You Press The Button?

Cody Beahrs9 years ago

So i'm a poor captain jack harkness,i can live with that

jessever9 years ago

i live forever so i don't need food

spuuky deejay9 years ago

Yea, but imagine THE PAIN after not eating for years.

Cindy Kim12 years ago

SOLUTION: Convert your money to something of equivalent value (e.g. gold) and convert it back to money the next day or when needed. OR find a someone who will keep your money until the next day (as to pass the midnight curse). Have this someone pass his/he...[Show full comment]

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

so put it in the bank.

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Aaron Davis12 years ago

Isn't that basically Twilight?

mandiv658 years ago

😂😂😂

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Significant Otter12 years ago

''and you obviously can't stay in the same place for too long because people will start to wonder why you never age'' I always find this kind of reasoning funny, what if people know you are immortal? Are they going to throw you in jail because of that?

Terror3657 years ago

You don't need to eat your immortal

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Fiona Elizabeth Coffey12 years ago

I would just find me a T.A.R.D.I.S.

Kittinsareawesome7 years ago

I I would pick 10

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Julia Boutwell12 years ago

Sounds like Majora's Mask.

Eric Poptart Lee12 years ago

Why do I have to eat if I have eternal life?

Sagitta9 years ago

you'd get hungry, but you don't die because of that. And I'm sure you could get used to it, so no downsides.

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IvanMilicevic8 years ago

if I die of not eating I don't care I CANT DIE AT ALL :P and... this is basically twilight... I luvi t .3.

Brandon Ross Sprague12 years ago

Eternal life. I don't need food. Who cares if people know i'm immortal, I can't die. I AM GOD. I see no downside.

Souprice9 years ago

I just give my money to someone i know and they buy me everything

NoobsDudes5 years ago

Why so dark

DungeonMaster259 years ago

It seems like an adventure

MariosMinions9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

HunterVasek7 years ago

Live in the wild Ora place where their is no currency. That way you are not relying on lovey and become wealthy with property and knowledge

mrsquids10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Psycho_slayer8 years ago

Eternal life a.k.a immortality a.k.a not needing to eat ( it would hurt but it"s true)

OldGuy7 years ago

I don't care if people wonder why I never age

oblivionprincess10 years ago

I don't need food

HoiImTemmie9 years ago

I would get bored of life

TwilightSasukeSparkle7 months ago

I am Already poor🤪 Spent too much money on Mobile games trying to get anime girls #Yolo #LifesTooShort

Corruptedglitch9 years ago

I'll be famous for being Immortal, so I can get as much money as I want.

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

If forever young, will I even need food or money or anything?

Haidar3 years ago

If you"re immoral you don't need to eat

props9 years ago

why do I need food if I am imortal?

Malina707868 years ago

I don't even want to have eternal life I just want to fly away to heaven 😇😎😇 Angel Me Angel

goldest7 years ago

And what will happen with your identity card??

danchajar9 years ago

it is bad but just commit suicide when you are ready

Mommobra8 years ago

I will travel the world

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

So basically deadpool.

Guts10 years ago

Spend money as soon as possible and see everything forever. Where is the downside?

captainweekend8 years ago

don't really see an upside to this, gain eternal youth but then spend eternity working, just seems like a waste.

Nana282469 years ago

Shoot myself if my life ever gets this fucked up

Featherbrisj7 years ago

Disapeaerd*

FaZeSharpieSniffer9 years ago

Invest in gold

Idoncre2 years ago

Who want this this is literally would you wannan be tormented

MangoFranku8 years ago

Tuck Everlasting??

toejamburger11 years ago

Eternal life may not be without consequence, but it can also be the most glorious gift of them all. Imagine, watching kingdoms rise and fall beneath your feet, yourself being the only constant in the world. Eventually, you would probably get a cult followi...[Show full comment]

Coldfire5 years ago

Give money i make to partner or parent then i dont loose any money loophole

Bannana18629 years ago

ummmmm 30% PEOPLE PRESSED THE BUTTON *Slaps face* I KNEW THE HUMAN RACE WAS STUPID BUT NOT THIS STUPID!!!

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

I didn't even have to read tue downside to say no

Marko Milovanovich12 years ago

immortality sucks

Narutale9 years ago

ummm..... upside???? i mean poor and crap just makes it worse. being immortal is bad alredy you would see every one you love die and eventually the earth would explode and you would just be a sad ball of immortality wishing to die already

ColinBokiki8 years ago

spend your money before night then sell purchased items next day

Robert Bales12 years ago

What does it mean when your money "disaperes"?

rainbowsuzanna7 years ago

EpicStarman3X. No it means that the money will become someone called Disa peres.

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Bluecat8209 years ago

Ha twlight

pressingforeverornever7 years ago

What if your life HAS no doom? Just means more experience of the world and more food. Also, does anybody notice that it says "disaperes" and not "disappears"? I declare disaperes means multiplied by 500! And plus it says "obviously", which still has like a 1% chance of the other side...

pressingforeverornever7 years ago

And you never stay in the same place, you might be 1/100000000000000 of a nano metre to the right, which is technically not in the same place...

Ninjalox29 years ago

rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]

Jesus-Christ6 months ago

*dies for my own sins*

cherryespe9 years ago

so basically eternal suffering? why not?

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