You get a superpower of your choice.
but
Everytime you use this power, you become an inch shorter.
I will not


EliteX9 years ago
howabout you get shape-shifting powers and every time you getb shorter you grow yourself

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
shapeshifting that resets your height all the time
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snidbert648 years ago
"Superpower of your choice" buttons always have exploitable loopholes. I choose the ability to create, from thin air, a magical wish-granting device. My first wish with this device is to be one inch taller.

Dat1Buttonpresserlast month
big brain
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Will Howard12 years ago
the power to grow two inches

Tocatac5 years ago
the power to have any power i want, and then I just choose the power to grow whenever I lose height
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Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago
Superpower of all superpowers

oaker9 years ago
shapeshifting, you can make yourself taller so you wouldn't be affected

JohnnyAltamirano8 years ago
I choose the power to shift shapes so I can do anything from changing into a plane or masking me look sex to adding an inch or two

Steakeater347 years ago
What if your really tall

DemonicalDragon7 years ago
The power to be a living and see able ghost, 1 you can't die. 2 you can't age and so probably shape shift. 3 if you can shape shift, shape shift back in to your original length. 4 you can troll friends by going invisible and dropping things on their heads. 5 PROFIT!!!!

Scott Scott12 years ago
PEOPLE, THIS BUTTON WORKED!!!! Now I can grow ONE INCH tall whenever I want!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
@Redstoner2017 r/thatsthejoke
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Chocolatepig1018 years ago
I'm already really tall so i don't care

JackRock8 years ago
my power nullifies this effect

KCAphmau8 years ago
I dont care i will have wind power and i will be aswom

MelonHamster9 years ago
High heels that are comfortable

Michael J Caboose12 years ago
The power to change form, including attributes.

Jonathan James Green12 years ago
I'm already short for a man, I can't lose any more stature!

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
I'd pick the power to adjust my height at will. Give Godzilla a few broken teeth XD

SceptileandMew5 years ago
But Godzilla is a hero in the second and third film though. Godzilla is only a bad guy in the original.

TwilightSasukeSparkle7 months ago
wut the doodleballs!!! this question is too hard LOL xD

jedi_in_the_glade9 years ago
This is, again, one of those cases where no one is forcing you to lose your powers and with it lose and inch, but it i still a good option to have.

Kitsune-V10 years ago
Heck yeah! Being short is AWESOME!!!

Caiden697 years ago
Just make a permanent super power that can do anything and has no effect on your height

I_Love_Donuts9 years ago
Choose More Powers

TNTiki9 years ago
Step one: gain power to gain powers that you want forever step two: gain the power to grow to any size you want. PROBLEM SOLVED

RoboDragonGaming7 years ago
power to make me tall

JTminegamer9 years ago
I'm the super saiyan shortie

lizabean8 years ago
Hell yeah I'm way too tall

cheasysheep10 years ago
first

cragun8473 years ago
I’m already short. I don’t want to do this.

Alec Brimer12 years ago
There is no limit to the power you can choose there for you can simply choose any power as long as part of it voids the down side it is pointless or powers that only require one use to get the full effect in which case I'm sure that the 2 inches is well wo...[Show full comment]

Roxy_Gamer109 years ago
what if my power is to shape myself how i want kinda like jake from adventure time

That one dude 10 years ago
I would choose to have all the super powers of every superhero ever and be able to use them whenever I please, not at the same time for obvious reasons ( Random fact back when marvel was timely comics that a character ability was to grow 50 feet tall

sgsjg4 years ago
easy have the power to have infinite powers become stronger then scooby doo ultra instinict shaggy

royallyrandom49699 years ago
I choose changing my size at will.

Damien4697 years ago
I'm already short 3 foot 3 and I'm 9 :D

223martin9 years ago
Easy: I'd just make myself tall every time i lost too much length!

CUBE_WHISPERER7 years ago
Shrinking ability

Makototaku9 years ago
To love ru anyone?

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
resizing abilites, ill grow an inch larger than what i want and boom

CookieMonster O_O9 years ago
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Duder9 years ago
The power to change reality I just make me taller

Pvt Doughnut10 years ago
My fucking superpower is to grow an inch fuck yeah motherfuckers

OhMelissa7778 years ago
I'm sorry BUT I WANT TO BE INK!SANS"S HIEGHT SO I CAN KISS HIM AND HE CAN KISS ME EASILY!

Matt the beast9 years ago
My superpower would be having all superpowers and one of which would be the power to grow at will

sexybooty2 years ago
the power to have seggs

Loganlucky139 years ago
Ant man?

billyeaglerock811 years ago
i would have the power to warp my body ;)

treway219 years ago
Power to grow an inch taller

rrw10 years ago
You don't have to use it.

Timberwolvesfan4 years ago
The power to get more powers, the power to not lose 1 inch

Mariah Okethomas12 years ago
Im too tall anyways

CarstenSpaeth7 years ago
An inch? Where?
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