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You will unlock the secrets of the universe and have infinite understanding of it
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Nobody believes you, regardless of the answers, and you are locked up in a psychiatric ward until you kill yourself by hanging
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235x0last year
you could probably force reincarnate yourself without losing your memories if you know how the universe works. And possibly reach/breach other universes.

ana_de_kuzma2 years ago
well then i could understand how could i escape that room

7_Year_Old_Press_the_Button_Enthusiast4 years ago
Please help me. I am incredibly suicidal. Just yesterday, I slit the insides of my stomach creating 3 internal, open wounds that haven't healed. Please. I need help. My parents refuse to drive me to a hospital, and they took away any tool I could have to c...[Show full comment]

SLUSHYMACHINElast year
If you go to school or a workplace, call the ambulance from there.

DriftingSalmon 9 years ago
If you had all knowledge, you can figure a way to get out of the physio ward and escape the police... learn how to fly and breath on different planets... you could learn how to become a god and bend people at your will or start a new human race :D

The_Great_Papyrus_last year
There is a mind blown emoji: 🤯
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TheLonelyCheese9 years ago
If I'm really that smart then I would know that everyone is too stupid to believe me and I'd keep my mouth shut. I am not going to FUCKING kill myself!

Rozuwu3 years ago
That"s not an option !nthe button"s rules are the button"s rules

Setsuna Seiei12 years ago
If you unlock the secrets of the universe along with infinite understanding of it you would more then likely have the knowledge required to become a god. At that point if anyone believed you or not would become irrelevant you could simply force them to acc...[Show full comment]

AceOfQuantum4 years ago
They just said "the secrets of the universe" you"re expecting the secrets of the universe to be some ancient scroll that when you read you will become a god. If you were alive a few decades ago the secrets of the universe would be surface tension, nuclear...[Show full comment]
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Keriko9 years ago
So you die by hanging your self DOSNT SAY IN THE WARD but suicide....I can live with that

TheLonelyCheese9 years ago
You can live with death?... WHAT!?!

Toki Vick12 years ago
42, your argument is invalid

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
* won the lottery
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crazydude999 years ago
if you get locked up, since you know the secrets of the unive3rse you would be able to escape with ease

TimTheTurtleGamingH8 years ago
If you know everything you know how to get out

Lonewolf429114 years ago
That got dark

jerry889 years ago
Im not gonna fucking hang myself!

Skiboy3349 years ago
I'd know all the stuff but I wouldn't talk about it, therefore I would not get locked up OR hang myself. EZ

TheKingLucario9 years ago
Infinate knowledge should never be unlocked for it could change your personality completely

Orangegal10 years ago
Hello person named yourself. I will put you out of you'd misery you said you had

ArcheryAce7 years ago
If you unlock the secrets of the universe along with infinite understanding of it you would more then likely have the knowledge required to become a god. At that point if anyone believed you or not would become irrelevant you could simply force them to acc...[Show full comment]

Devin Locke12 years ago
I would want to know, regardless of the retributions that would ensue.

JoeyC8 years ago
With all knowledge I can find a loophole...

pressmedont1239 years ago
They do say ignorance is bliss

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
2+2=4 but does not equal fish.....~yay~

DA-WAE5 years ago
Hey foreignreptile, technically that is correct
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Miguel Garduno9 years ago
No point of this....at all

SuperSkull3 years ago
What if I dont tell anybody

Yolo4209 years ago
Then I wont share the universes secrets.

That one commenter10 years ago
who needs secrets if no one believes you anyway.?plus your gonna die too..

edHerman6 years ago
Gah

Muv22HD6 months ago
couldnt care less about this universe this is stupid

Justinfab11 years ago
i would..... just not kill my self that or just not tell any one p-p

ChloeStanford8 years ago
This reminds me of the fic A Splitting Of The Mind, anyone else? No? Okay then *slowly backs away*

Deweedos9 years ago
I would keep my mouth shut.

grene dae8 years ago
I don't want to magically know and understand the secrets of the universe. I want to figure them out myself, I want to explore them, piece for piece, planet for planet, deep sky object for deep sky object, galaxy for galaxy, formula for formula, concept for concept.

Masterofwolfzzz9 years ago
of course i will do it i will be in peace with the world

King11719 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

thebuttonman74 years ago
so, I̸̻̐ ̵͔̕c̵͔̈́ä̸͎n̸̻̈́ ̶̛̱c̷̣͌r̵̖̽e̶̡̽ă̶̺t̷̼͗ē̶͈ ̷̟͛b̸͜͝ĺ̶̜a̴̰͑c̸̩͂k̴̯̎h̸̛̞o̶̗͠l̶̫̚e̵̘͛s̸̩̑ ̷̺́f̵̬́ȑ̴̥o̸̙͒ḿ̵̤ ̸̻̈́m̶̮̽ÿ̸̧́ ̸͍̄b̷̻͊ĺ̷̹o̴̪͗o̷͕͘d̵̤̅?̷̳̀

Kris_wolf9 years ago
WHAT ZE ACTUAL FUCK!.... excuse my French

densch7 years ago
what would I care about my clothes? When I am practically god? :-D

Mickle10 years ago
The heck?

_SaileZ9 years ago
I wont tell anyone about it

Jones.HeHeHeHa11 months ago
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????...[Show full comment]

Chase Queentry12 years ago
What if all people in psychiatric wards...

G3nius_mlg8 years ago
Why would you hang yourself you have knowledge of the universe which means that you can escape it without getting caught and do anything else without getting caught

Sailor_Mercury3 years ago
Is the hanging necessary? Or even if i dont tell anyone i wont have to worry about everything else, but then again, its dreadful knowing the secrets.

NHLic9 years ago
It is time for science!!

Snowflake2969 years ago
Easy choice

TrinityPadill19879 years ago
OK THATS REALLY SPECIFIC!! WHY HANG MYSELF?? WHY NOT JUST STAY THERE AND NOT KILL MYSELF

the.coronach10 years ago
what would even be the point? besides, knowing stuff just steals up all the goddamn miracles out of life like a motherfucking thief.

ShetNegroThatsAllYouHadToSay6 years ago
Who says I share my secrets?

FungusFreak6 months ago
So basically Cassandra but worse. ... Absolutely NOT.

robo21fegget11 years ago
Rule number one of being a hunter: keep your mouth shut.

Mike90907 years ago
So basically you become a depressive super nerd? No thanks. (No hate to nerds but depression isn't fun)

JFGChorsebackrider9 years ago
That would be scary knowing that and you would be punished for telling the truth, no thank you.
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