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You become an immortal vampire, and have your own castle, as well as a completely and utterly loyal werewolf butler, and your stuffed animals become sentient and will do anything you say.
but
You cannot physically interact with mortals. You can talk to them, however. But you cannot touch, fight, or hug them. (you can get your new familiars to, however) Also, boredom becomes much easier to come across.
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
one sentence. "Boredom becomes much easier to come across." This would be detrimental, especially as you float around in space after the world ends since you're immortal.

Ceelive_554 2 years ago
eventually kars stopped thinking

hollyskyes 11 years ago
the only downside is it makes you a vampire

joane 10 years ago
No, its that you can't interact with mortals

PercyVader 11 years ago
What if I transform them into Vampires?

GoldenEnergy 11 years ago
wtf illumanati
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abcedarian 10 years ago
too much to read

FirefoxYT 9 years ago
GET OUT KID

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago
Does drinking blood from a dead one in the forest alone, count as interacting with mortals?

mebruh 11 years ago
That don't sound to bad, I'm not fond of (shudder) people

CSmittyWap 5 years ago
Make me the werewolf instead. Vampires suck.

TeddsterTeddycus 11 years ago
Hell no, if you are a Vampire, you will still burn. But you are immortal so you wont die. But that doesnt mean it doesnt hurt you. You bassically want to die. Because it hurts so much!

SB572 9 years ago
The twilight series
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Wyatt Asher 13 years ago
Is this from some sort of anime or manga?

rtyhtfyhtfyh 5 years ago
Bunnicula?
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AnIncrediblyFatMan 9 years ago
Just become a furry and make love with the werewolf.

THEATOMBOMB035 10 years ago
Rachel Alucard, from Blazblue, is that you?

Togaloo45 8 years ago
My god this has a lot of rules soooooo boring and also the military will come and kill you

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Dexagon 5 years ago
BUT CAN YOU INTERACT WITH THEM!?!?!?
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IngridSmith 9 years ago
Id be down to be a vampire but id rather not have a werewolf butler

DragonEXE 9 years ago
OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETED! BLAZBLUE IS ON THIS SITE!

XzavityQueen 9 years ago
I"d read that book.

Bismarck 10 years ago
Blazblue Rachael?

LogicWizard314 10 years ago
WTF?

Happyfredt 9 years ago
Same.(Logic wizard)

AllyKat 10 years ago
Oddly specific

SkyDaVampire 10 years ago
Vampire? FUCK YEA

SkyDaVampire 10 years ago
I posted this 1 second ago. Why does it say 4 hrs ago..?

Silver_Savvy 11 years ago
you cant even kiss your soul mate?!! i will not!!

Memeber 10 years ago
chesire, NO PHYSICAL CONTACT.
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Rachael Snider 13 years ago
If you can't interact with mortals where do you get your blood?

MANJUEGAZOS 7 years ago
But wait, you"re inmortal
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Ally_Catz123 10 years ago
I don't even want to be immortal. Life isn't that great.

BradyA456 5 years ago
too complicated. not reading.

EmergingSunsettheShining 9 years ago
It didn't say I "cant kiss them".

Javier Luis Torres 13 years ago
Immortal ok why the stuffed animals

DomDoesStuff 7 years ago
Contact with others? Who needs that?

bubbles 11 years ago
I'd rather go to heaven than live forever. Besides, what a waste of life.

MoonwalkerAndProud 9 years ago
Wait , so I can't bite Michael Jackson?

Commissar 10 years ago
So I become a discount Blood Angel

CheeseyPandacorn 9 years ago
why is there so much backstory

lukasminer123 10 years ago
thumbs up for not pressing the button!

KewlRanch 8 years ago
I stopped reading once I read the word "Vampire", because I know it will say something about Werewolves and into something related to the plot of the first Twilight film..............................................yep, I was right.

jpbeat 11 years ago
as an immortal, I would have little want to interfere with the lives of mortals. I am simply here to watch, and enjoy.

CJP64 2 years ago
I ain’t readin all that

Souprice 11 years ago
I just make one of my stuffed animals into a vampire, let him bite the person i want to hang out with and do vampire stuff with them (biting ppl and stuff)

Darius Abend 13 years ago
This makes my need to cosplay Kanato so much greater. ~_~

CameronBrown 10 years ago
Is this supposed to be a Disgaea reference?

YukiTakahashi 9 years ago
hey tedasius, put some of my blood on that mortal, me likey

Pascu Gabriel Catalin 13 years ago
With a familiar I'll turn my girlfriend into a vampire so we'll live forever and fuck the rest of the world. As she'd be immortal I'll be able to bypass the side effect.

FlufflePro 10 years ago
I don't see an upside tho

SansTheSkeleton_YT 6 years ago
basically an immortal gamer introvert

gennerx 11 years ago
Immortality sucks......otherwise I'd do this.

joane 10 years ago
At least I can't die, BUTTON PRESSED !

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh 8 years ago
I own A LOT of stuffed animals I WILL HAVE AN ARMY that will randomly attack people when I'm bored.

kjl3080 9 years ago
Blue blood reference lol

Terraform Trent 11 years ago
Rachael, get the blood from blood banks. Done.

Hailly341 11 years ago
What if the universe explodes 😂😂😂
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