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You become an immortal vampire, and have your own castle, as well as a completely and utterly loyal werewolf butler, and your stuffed animals become sentient and will do anything you say.

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You cannot physically interact with mortals. You can talk to them, however. But you cannot touch, fight, or hug them. (you can get your new familiars to, however) Also, boredom becomes much easier to come across.

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

one sentence. "Boredom becomes much easier to come across." This would be detrimental, especially as you float around in space after the world ends since you're immortal.

Ceelive_554 2 years ago

eventually kars stopped thinking

hollyskyes 11 years ago

the only downside is it makes you a vampire

joane 10 years ago

No, its that you can't interact with mortals

PercyVader 11 years ago

What if I transform them into Vampires?

GoldenEnergy 11 years ago

wtf illumanati

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abcedarian 10 years ago

too much to read

FirefoxYT 9 years ago

GET OUT KID

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago

Does drinking blood from a dead one in the forest alone, count as interacting with mortals?

mebruh 11 years ago

That don't sound to bad, I'm not fond of (shudder) people

CSmittyWap 5 years ago

Make me the werewolf instead. Vampires suck.

TeddsterTeddycus 11 years ago

Hell no, if you are a Vampire, you will still burn. But you are immortal so you wont die. But that doesnt mean it doesnt hurt you. You bassically want to die. Because it hurts so much!

SB572 9 years ago

The twilight series

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Wyatt Asher 13 years ago

Is this from some sort of anime or manga?

rtyhtfyhtfyh 5 years ago

Bunnicula?

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AnIncrediblyFatMan 9 years ago

Just become a furry and make love with the werewolf.

THEATOMBOMB035 10 years ago

Rachel Alucard, from Blazblue, is that you?

Togaloo45 8 years ago

My god this has a lot of rules soooooo boring and also the military will come and kill you

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago

IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago

IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza 8 years ago

IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Dexagon 5 years ago

BUT CAN YOU INTERACT WITH THEM!?!?!?

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IngridSmith 9 years ago

Id be down to be a vampire but id rather not have a werewolf butler

DragonEXE 9 years ago

OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETED! BLAZBLUE IS ON THIS SITE!

XzavityQueen 9 years ago

I"d read that book.

Bismarck 10 years ago

Blazblue Rachael?

LogicWizard314 10 years ago

WTF?

Happyfredt 9 years ago

Same.(Logic wizard)

AllyKat 10 years ago

Oddly specific

SkyDaVampire 10 years ago

Vampire? FUCK YEA

SkyDaVampire 10 years ago

I posted this 1 second ago. Why does it say 4 hrs ago..?

Silver_Savvy 11 years ago

you cant even kiss your soul mate?!! i will not!!

Memeber 10 years ago

chesire, NO PHYSICAL CONTACT.

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Rachael Snider 13 years ago

If you can't interact with mortals where do you get your blood?

MANJUEGAZOS 7 years ago

But wait, you"re inmortal

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GenericSingerQueen 9 years ago

Lol teenage fantasy

Tyrisboss 10 years ago

kinda like skyrim. you cant talk to prrps with out then going apeshit crazy on you. :/

TheBestUsernameOutThere 7 years ago

Wear gloves?

Dat_Boi 10 years ago

Lol animes what is this japan or something oh shit WADDUP!!!

KewlRanch 8 years ago

Well, at least it"s not THAT related....

Domoss 11 years ago

Ou yeaaa vampire porn:DDD

DeciVex 9 years ago

So like now except I can touch a werewolf? Deal

Skyler Fields 12 years ago

10 months later* theres an anime series about this...

Mrkoala 10 years ago

Doesnt say anything about imnternet

Mohmmadede 11 years ago

I will let them touch me and fight for me problem solves

JonesBBQAndFootMassage 10 years ago

3edgy5me

DucksGamingDK 11 years ago

Just bite a hot girl so she becomes a vampire 2

Honk Honk 11 years ago

Yeah, but how? You can't interact with people.

rainbowsuzanna 9 years ago

Tell my stuffed animals to kidnap a human and give it"s blood to me.

Jennifer Weiske 13 years ago

Who needs mortals? *scoffs*

Spiderp 9 years ago

Solution: Have your werewolf turn everyone into a werewolf. BOOM, NO PROBLEMS! ...well, except for everyone being a werewolf.

Aaxx 10 years ago

I wonder who wrote this...

Drake7011 10 years ago

Twilight all the way!

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Rather be the warewolf sorry

Iconoclasm_ 11 years ago

If you cannot interact with mortals physically you cannot feed. You'd look terrible if you wouldn't die.

Azure_King 5 years ago

Can I make people vampire"s?

Lissa Trancy 11 years ago

Make your familiars drain the blood from humans...

Crazygalaxyunicorn 9 years ago

I could transform them into vampires

Doyee 10 years ago

Do you get to be a bitch

SpungBob 9 years ago

I REJECT MY HUMANITY! JOJO!

Inferno727 10 years ago

Make stuffed people?

Methods 6 years ago

So you turn into Rachael Alucard from Blaze Blue ....

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