Will You Press The Button?

Dread Champion9 years ago

How'd you get that scar? Oh this? I had to have a baby surgically removed from my forehead because I pressed a button that would cause world peace. ....Ok then...*backs away slowly*

Davsaurus9 years ago

But peace is boring!

Reedzu7 years ago

Exactly!

PulmonaryFlame8 years ago

Only one needs a baby on their head and 24459 people have chosen to take one for the team. SO FUCK DAT SHIT I"M OUT!

Aiden641last year

36100 now

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Mr anonymous9 years ago

my little own wingman!

BrewsGhost9 years ago

I always wanted to be in Ripley's Believe it or not.

JohnytheKiller 9 years ago

If it is in peace then they can't make fun of you

Deadghoul9 years ago

I'll call her bob

kenlord8 years ago

can we cut it off

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago

Literally a babyface

Hanroo9 years ago

Get it removed and put it for adoption

L00PH0L37 years ago

Ill just perform a sergery to remove the baby

lovey8269 years ago

peace sucks, and the world would suck

Christian James Meredith12 years ago

Time to take one for the team!

Temmie1905 years ago

No need to press it if someone else did

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VEZOLLA9 years ago

I press this button when im in my deathbed

autocar669 years ago

For humanity!!!!!!

Migdin19 years ago

I will get it removed and give the baby to someone else. Problem solved. 20 years later i will meet the baby and tell him/her/it/both/non-human-baby : BABY, I AM YOUR FATHER!!

Migdin19 years ago

Wait, i forgot what this button did, let me check.... WAIT I MADE WORLD PEACE! NO I DON'T WANT WORLD PEACE! It is so boring (just kidding ðŸ˜ƒ

Oggy9 years ago

Grow balls!!!!!!

Riz10 years ago

Is it a clone? I hope it's a clone.

xXBurritosaregoodXx8 years ago

Ill Have Surgery. The Baby Will Be Fine, Ill Be Fine, Yay

HowardHames8 years ago

THE BABY WILL GROW ON YOUR FOREHEAD NO ONE SAY THAT IT WOULD BE CONNECTED JUST PULL THE BABY OF AFTER ITS A TODDLER

GoldenGecko8 years ago

Sat hello to my little friend

Chris Rarrick12 years ago

abort the forehead baby

Solark8 years ago

All you anti abortion people getting all butthurt, this was probably a joke and besides, would you rather the baby be raised and resented by the parent(s), viewed as a mistake and possibly abused, with the slight chance the parent(s) were smart enough to o...[Show full comment]

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JDMK9 years ago

cut it off

McMufficus1739 years ago

I will name it Mistake

Erikquinnburzinski6 years ago

If I recall the law correctly that would be child abuse

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Jessica Ray12 years ago

I'll have it surgically removed

DanielleWilson7 years ago

it might not be a human baby. Look up botfly. Female botflies lay their eggs on mosquitoes so that when mosquitoes bite the eggs get inside of you. If this happens on your forehead then you get to grow a baby botfly in your forehead. Larvae are much smalle...[Show full comment]

Daniel Redigan Jr.12 years ago

I don't even know how to respond to that.

Carl Stevenson12 years ago

I see no downside to this.

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA8 years ago

I like babies too bro (gives high five)

Andee Oord12 years ago

Who even comes up with these

PRESS ALL DAH BUTTONS!!!9 years ago

People. Like you and me because all are weird.

Lilly Beth12 years ago

IM AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING

MLG_police22349 years ago

I hate babies

Tu Fanzhou12 years ago

I see no upside

LiamEgil7 years ago

I need war to get good shooters

Emilia_Anna9 years ago

But you could just cut him off...

slipperysquid8 years ago

parasitic twin?

skullkeeper9410 years ago

Amputate the baby...

Hio7 years ago

Wtf take one for the team I guess

michael,17069 years ago

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