You get to marry anyone
but
You'll lose both eyes and get a transplant so you and your significant other share eyesballs.
I will not

Maharid 2 years ago
There are some really crazy loon out there.

chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago
What in the name of fuck is this

Snowfrost918 10 years ago
NONOOONONONOONONOO. DOUBLE DOWNSIDE. NOPE. BYE FELICIA! FELICIA ISN'T MY WIFE, EITHER. NOPE. BYE.

Potater_boi 7 years ago
We talking bout darkstalkers Felicia or what?
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Sammyboi2003 10 years ago
Sex would be very weird

ZSL last year
勃起如果是靠视觉的话,那确实会很奇怪

Pipesacrificer 6 years ago
I CAN FINALLY MARRY SHREK!

SonOfABeast 5 years ago
Shrek my dream guy, to bad you have him, wait a minute, pressing this button will steal him from you, and he already has the transplants, double upside.

sinien 9 years ago
If you can marry literally anyone, then you can marry fictional characters too. Step 1: Marry someone who has Kekkei Genkai eyes, like Rinnegan or Sharingan (from Naruto). Step 2: Gain epic powers.

Coolbutcruelnickdoop 9 years ago
Naruto is da best

mangojaguar0408 8 years ago
Am I the only one who thought of the Uchiha when it started talking about swapping eyeballs?

Redbuttonz 9 years ago
What if I marry two people?

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
and this is like the greek fates that share one eye

SylviaBernitez 8 years ago
So true but in thier case they share only one eye between 3 but in this scenario both have one eye each
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The Howling Wolf 9 years ago
I don't believe in marriage

The Howling Wolf 8 years ago
NiftyChibi because they believe in marriage
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BenjR328 9 years ago
wth

TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago
Well, I wouldn't press it if we had to share eyeballs, but I don't care if we have to share eyesballs. I don't even know what eyesballs are, sooo...

Potater_boi 7 years ago
Joke?

Mackdady3567 10 years ago
I know fates be damned

RoyalTenderiser 11 years ago
LOL

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
haha no looking at other girls :P

Savanah Love 13 years ago
I rather be blind

eltrollas 5 years ago
for me that"s an upside

KawaiiDesuChan 11 years ago
i wanna stay single thanks

RLDBeastguy64 10 years ago
So if said person didn't have eyes in the first place, would we share mine?

DesmondTJ 11 years ago
The cost is not that great, but I won't get the walue. If i coludn't do it without the button, than we are not made for each other.

YellowDoggy 8 years ago
I pressed cause of the "downside"

Steffen Beermann 13 years ago
freaky

GabyTheBoss 9 years ago
That"s creepy

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Upside? Sorry, I'm just not a marrying kinda person.

kiyan12345 10 years ago
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DasJoosh 10 years ago
SHUT. THEFUCK. UP.

Gavin 11 years ago
Umm well yes cause someone has donated them so it should be rude not to take them

Killianglenney 7 years ago
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JelloGoat2002 10 years ago
What did I just read

pow9009 11 years ago
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DasJoosh 10 years ago
GO HANG YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF CRAP.

Eden Parks 13 years ago
I feel like this is a subplot in most CLAMP manga so....

a girl 11 years ago
Eyesballs? LOL DO YOU EVEN SPELL BIATCH??

GreysonVint 10 years ago
Get to have an excuse to wear an eyepatch

Deany 4 years ago
Being aro/ace invalidates a lot of these questions.

Hg_lover 10 years ago
Oh my god no!

Dogerium 11 years ago
wtf is this question

Minegamer300 11 years ago
I'll look cool with 2 different eye balls

Elinoss 11 years ago
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DasJoosh 10 years ago
I will throw you out a fucking window. SHUT UP!!!!!!

Jennyfer López 13 years ago
get to marry anyone anyways

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
So is it like the three girls that kill people and share one eye?

hecate_nightwood 10 years ago
I COULD MARRY MISHA COLLINS!!!

the swagamer 11 years ago
hell naah bruuh

Bv9 10 years ago
Kia satanic

Banipa God 11 years ago
cute :P

Mr.Havokk 12 years ago
hahahah eye patches! we'd be pirates!

iOxym 9 years ago
Don't you get to marry anyone anyway

Thundia 11 years ago
"eyesballs"

DasJoosh 10 years ago
Eyesballs.

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
thats very disturbig also im getting glasses ads everywhere

Dogerium 11 years ago
wtf is this question

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
*marries Alice cutely* HAH NOW I HAVE ONE GREEN EYE SUCKAS
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