Will You Press The Button?

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago

They're too stupid to even realize they can teleport. Meanwhile I probably am too.

FireFoxArtty 8 years ago

They probably think the same about you bitch

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JoeReaper 11 years ago

Honestly my only concern would be, by giving spiders such an effective way of hunting prey (one that you can't see coming or avoid), you could potentially disrupt the ecosystem and cause the extinction of many species.

CooledItLongAgo 5 years ago

of many *harmful disgusting bug* species

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout. Down came the rain and the spider teleported in the house to somewhere dry.

Button-Press 8 years ago

Yes

NowNowNow 11 years ago

As long as they don't teleport afer you, then i'm fine.

Javonasurus777 11 years ago

Hate spiders Fuck THEM EIGHTLEGGED BITCHES!!!!

IAmTheOutCrowd 10 years ago

The spiders probably think the same about you.

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Taylor Nieuwdorp 13 years ago

Good for the spiders. They wouldn't know what they're doing anyway, they'd probably just teleport to the place with the most bugs. I don't hang out near a bunch of bugs so it's cool.

BakedBanana 4 years ago

man time traveled

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Dagger 11 years ago

I have a pet turantula

Randy2408 10 years ago

I can hear the turantula think Pres the button fool iam gonna teleport out of this cage and bite you in the neck

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Fvklux 11 years ago

Fuck the spiders

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

Please, do not fuck the spiders

OfirMa85 11 years ago

Good for them, why would it bother me?

DavioBoss 8 years ago

Just imagine waking up to a tarantula in your room

Hericidal 11 years ago

Downside?

BonnieSaurous 10 years ago

What downside?

JDexter 10 years ago

I like spiders

kade2004 10 years ago

spiders function on natural instinct so i highly doubt any spider would know how to use that power let alone know that they even have it sooooo...... HERE DOWNSIDE. HERE BOY

tcapy69620 11 years ago

Hey as long as they teleport away from me and stay out of sight I'm cool with it

Krpa 11 years ago

Good for spiders, see if Icare about them teleporting

Robster4911 11 years ago

Not like spiders will know how to teleport or what they're doing lol

johncenarko 11 years ago

Hell noooooooo!!! ðŸ˜¦

chocochip1001 10 years ago

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Mcalainaw 8 years ago

Did anyone else see the batman?

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FurryDouchebag 9 years ago

Most spiders ae scared of humans anyway so they would teleport away anyway so... No downside?

Chez3 9 years ago

Wait... What if you get bit by a teleporting spider? Will you be teleporting spider Man?

Taylor Nieuwdorp 13 years ago

Good for the spiders. They wouldn't know what they're doing anyway, they'd probably just teleport to the place with the most bugs. I don't hang out near a bunch of bugs so it's cool.

quickstirke 9 years ago

GIVE ME THE SPIDERS!!!!!! They my friend😄 I can hold one without Screeming! An I'm a girl btw

Jack Vitz 13 years ago

Spiders would just teleport away from humans. Meaning less spiders. Win-win!!!

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo 9 years ago

spidders are my favrite animal

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Thispersonisweird 10 years ago

WHO PUT SPIDERS ON MY DI-- *Windows ex.e has stopped working*

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

Double Positive

IAmTheOutCrowd 10 years ago

Imagine a spider teleporting for the first time: "Wait, What?! Gertrude where did you go??? GERTRUDEEEEE"

supahslayah 10 years ago

Good thing I don't have arachnophobia.

Gamefire 10 years ago

Yeah i don't have arachnophobia ether but the spider teleporting on your back would be

Jadyn cortez 11 years ago

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bilbo baggins 11 years ago

step on em

KitsuneFireSpirit 10 years ago

The would teleport away before you could.

Davynavy02 11 years ago

FUUUUU if spiders teleport they eat everyone

TheWeirdGamerXD 11 years ago

If Spiders teleport near me I could teleport AWAY!

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lukebomber 11 years ago

i dont fucking care about spider! i will never have to lift my butt!

Duke 11 years ago

I hate spiders so god no

ruben/mlg 11 years ago

fuck the spiders

pokemonmeowth 11 years ago

Spiders would tp into a mosquito-rich place. YEAH NO MORE MOSQUITOS

chipper 11 years ago

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chocochip1001 10 years ago

chipper? Like from FNAF World?

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Jack Vitz 13 years ago

Spiders would just teleport away from humans. Meaning less spiders. Win-win!!!

Dorian Mclean 13 years ago

I'm arachnophopic ... this is my worst nightmare

Dapperblook999 10 years ago

So am I but you could just teleport they wouldn't know where you are going it said teleportation not telepathy

Jarod Blanchette 13 years ago

i love spiders

Steph Vantas 13 years ago

WHAT NO THAT'S TERRIFYING. 'Just teleport away' THEY CAN TELEPORT TOO THEY'D JUST FUCKING TELEPORT *TO YOU*

JoeReaper 11 years ago

And they aren't trying to hunt you down you fuckstick

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Steph Vantas 13 years ago

WHAT NO THAT'S TERRIFYING. 'Just teleport away' THEY CAN TELEPORT TOO THEY'D JUST FUCKING TELEPORT *TO YOU*

Mcalainaw 8 years ago

The spiders wouldn't really care about you, for one, for two, they wouldn't know where you are going, so they technically CAN'T teleport to you, unless by chance.

Dorian Mclean 13 years ago

I'm arachnophopic ... this is my worst nightmare

Jarod Blanchette 13 years ago

i love spiders

Stephen Lucke 13 years ago

I don't give two shits.

Stephen Lucke 13 years ago

I don't give two shits.

MisterMustachio 9 years ago

FUCK THAT

GitGood 11 years ago

nope.avi

Conner2048 10 years ago

I AM NOT AFRAID OF SPIDERS

Pedro Lasta 13 years ago

1. Get astronaut suit 2. Teleport to space 3. Spiders cant breath in space, while you in astronaut suit can. 4. Find space station 5. Steal oxygen tanks, as much you can 6. WIN

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