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34711 (36%) people have pressed this button, while 62953 (64%) did not.
You become king of any country of your choosing
but
Within 30 years you will be deposed by revolutionaries and there is an 80% chance they will execute you.
Next

Double0racle 9 years ago
Step 1: wait until you are 60+ Step 2: push button

Alifox 10 years ago
I have luck yo that twenty percent will be on my side

BeachKing 9 years ago
Be king of bad country beFriend my country then leave

TheMultimention 9 years ago
Bow down to your new queen world!!!! (I classify the world as a country now :3 )

jaredninjadude 9 years ago
Canada

JazzimoX 9 years ago
Canada! Dibs.

TheMultimention 9 years ago
I claimed the world already bud. Shuffle along now

Tony Feenin 13 years ago
I don't care for living past 50 anyways

Mirai_Mcfly 3 years ago
Same
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Migdin1 10 years ago
I am the new king of Norway!!! And since most of norway doesnt have weapons and the military is microscopic, and that Norway does not kill people, the 80% turns into a 0.05% that i will be executed!!!

Migdin1 10 years ago
And un also Norwegian so they will love me more and i will survivr

MaryViolet 10 years ago
But I'mma girl....

Red Fox 11 years ago
I'm a king! for now

Nathan Sabatini 13 years ago
So ten minutes after I rule said country, I would resign. After stocking my bank account.

Puppydudley 10 years ago
According to the British Constitution, the King/Queen can't resign. I assume we'd be playing by the same rules.

Jonathan James Green 13 years ago
I could be king of Britain and work on restoring subsistence agriculture. I could even be king of the USA and declare it part of the British Empire!

the_infinite_bobux_man 6 years ago
well that just defeats the whole damn purpose of it being AMERICA
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Josh Stoiber 13 years ago
I like those odds.

the_infinite_bobux_man 6 years ago
HAHA HE SAID IT

Dominic Santoro 13 years ago
King of America. Nuke EVERYONE!

Loophole man 10 years ago
I didn't know Donald Trump comes on this site

Ada Asda 13 years ago
If you conquer the world and get the best security in the world you wont die and can make them happy by sending them to an other planet

Tchantchès 11 years ago
Vive la France!

Pootis man420 11 years ago
Make it Canada. BAM instant extended life!!!!!!!!

cute_cailyn 4 years ago
Good thing I would be a queen 😝

BoopTheButtons 10 years ago
If they are going to kill me quickly

Uhoh 8 years ago
Resign within 29 years

killstien 10 years ago
America was dead anyway. But my pick would be Scotland my ancestral land

xXMrChickenXx 11 years ago
atleast uv been a king/president for turdy years

Droitzel 10 years ago
Not a bad dilemma, I just don't want to be a king.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Oh so become a man? Hell no, it"s Trump but worse.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Oops. I meant better.

stove last year
LETS GO GAMBLING

Nana28246 11 years ago
King of America make some laws legal and illegal

IWantToFuckXKCD 5 years ago
70 years old be like

that random girl 11 years ago
After 29 years I would quit ^_^

LandonBygate 9 years ago
The French Revolution all over agian

sirudy 10 years ago
i will be the best king ever and stop the revolutionaries

Ginn 9 years ago
I'm 50 right now.. don't care dying with 80

WBGrock 11 years ago
The country i choose to be king of is the USA.

Mikkel Møller Schollert 13 years ago
be the best king evarr!! no one wants to start a revolution

usefulbobcat 11 years ago
I would not like to be king of any place.

Snakeybus 4 years ago
democracy

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
I'll be executed for being awesome.

Lolburgerz 11 years ago
Im female im not switching genders eww

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago
I choose this disgusting thing we call Earth, even though it"s not a country.

Hereuall2 9 years ago
That’s ok I will just leave the country that day

vaylen 10 years ago
30 years of bliss? Execute me when I'm 78, WORTH IT1

Batmancrazy 11 years ago
They can not kill me if they are dead evil laughing

stove last year
king of antarctica, whos goanna revolt the penguins?

Uncookedham87 9 years ago
I feel like I"d be a bad ruler anyway

Bonkboy 5 years ago
Screw this, I'm an American dammit! I would never becom re a king, for people should be free!

nasexsavkifs 10 years ago
Screw that. I'm too lazy to rule a country.

Eve 11 years ago
I dont want to be king, I want to be GOD!

Puppydudley 10 years ago
I know exactly what I'd want to do so

spawny 11 years ago
take a country nobody cares about, make money by use it to smuggle drugs trough it, illigal weapon trading etc. the most important thing: don't let live anybody in your country, no folks, no revolutionaries, thanks to the weapontrading and drug smugglers t... [Show full comment]

LunaLinalica 9 years ago
Since were king/queen of the country, can we order the armed forces to kill the revolutionaries?

ArchedParsley7 11 years ago
Being King is dumb
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