Will You Press The Button?

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

I imagine just having sex then boom potato... Best night ever!

Watermelonman8 years ago

Hello? Doctor? Yeah, i got my dick stuck in a potato... Can you help me with that?

ethan_kirk79 years ago

*Throws massive party, tons of famous people there* *looks at watch* *Time is 2:29 am* "Uh h-hey everYONE TIME TO-" *THUD* *gasp*

heroboy999 years ago

Best to end it by 2:20

Jackson Tutt9 years ago

Room-mate comes back home: "Hey Jimmy, why is there a potato on your bed? oh well, I am hungry so I guess I will cook it."

Watermelonman8 years ago

If i find a Potato on someones bed, my first thought would definitly NOT be to cook it.

Ross Vickers12 years ago

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

Veer4 years ago

This was the comment that finally pushed me into creating an account, as a portal nerd I love this reference

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jkmc12058 years ago

Well, this is the weirdest thing I have ever read in my life.

Watermelonman8 years ago

Keep using this website. You will eat your words.

Richard21349 years ago

Lol that makes me a couch potato

Tiggercat029 years ago

XD love it

Mexican gandhi9 years ago

I wish I could be a potato 24/7

DaNerdTront8 years ago

Plot twist: youre only popular because youre a potato

SammyWammy9 years ago

Not good for people who live in ireland

Watermelonman8 years ago

If you are eaten, you will literally be a piece of s*it later.

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ConnorHenwood8 years ago

I would be asleep!

CasLikesDean8 years ago

Would that mean I could see so much more at night? Because I"d have so many eyes...

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

OMG YOU FLAPPING GENIUS

Watermelonman8 years ago

Did you just indirectly say that potatoes are popular?

Dapper_Potato8 years ago

So the same thing all the time, except I'm famous for it.

the117doctor8 years ago

Can I be a transforming potato?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Optimus potato

The_Vigilante8 years ago

There"s no downside!!! 😁

Tim Williamson12 years ago

I feel like being a potato would fry my social life. *ba dum, shhh*

SteamyPizzaR0lls2 years ago

Shit wasnt funny

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stileskatt9 years ago

I'm already a potato tho

Ukrain guy9 years ago

In a few hours I will be a potato

Sylvia Romance9 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm already a potato, so ha!

Hogger4407 years ago

I am popular glados

ASadPieceOfBread7 years ago

I see no downside

BiAndReady2Die7 years ago

But what if one of your family members wakes up in at like 4 and see you as a potato. But they don’t know it’s you, so they take the potato, wash it then bake it. And they can hear your very tiny screaming as you get baked.

SuperDuperPsz7 years ago

if im a potato i will make myself into cheezy wedges or fries and eat myself

Ushankalana7 years ago

Uh... Where is the downside?

quickstirke8 years ago

Yay!! We"d be the FIRST Cindarala Cursed!!

Leah_7708 years ago

Can I be a meme? :3

Aaron129988 years ago

Tomorrow night is that extremely rare occurrence where the sun never rises? Oh well i should be ffff- i have exams tomorrow...

GAVINTERKANIAN8 years ago

I see no downside

Beth Dean12 years ago

I'm a potato all the time anyway...

Watermelonman8 years ago

Don't mix it up with the term "couch potato"

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NinjaEmboar8 years ago

How could that be bad? No one would know, unless a creep/stalker watches you at 2:30 A.M. Or if you're in Alaska, which would be bad for an entire winter...

Steves_evil9 years ago

The sun is always rising somewhere else, it never was specific so I never become a potato as long as the sun exists.

Watermelonman8 years ago

Yeah! Just like migdin!

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Nachosmachos9 years ago

potato yodeling

Watermelonman8 years ago

Wut?

zombiehide9 years ago

just plug me into a portal gun

Wolfie_Chan9 years ago

Ehh, the sun will rise around 7:00 anyway. And I'll just lock myself in my room so no one can eat me.

Watermelonman8 years ago

I can.

Arynn Campbell12 years ago

i dont see the downside to this o.o

Annoying-Orange6 years ago

You need help

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Rhianna Pergola12 years ago

I wouldn't care to be the most popular person in the world. Seems boring and predictable. And what if somebody sees that you're gone but also sees a potato and is hungry??!! They'd eat you!!

Mila CiuÅ‚a12 years ago

I'm a potato already

Watermelonman8 years ago

OH GOD! did i really claim to be a tomato? I am an idiot! I wanted to say that i"m a watermelon!!!! A watermelon i say! Umm... What were we talking about?

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Grace-Jordan Rennolds12 years ago

is it bad that i wasnt going to push this button until potatoes?

Watermelonman8 years ago

IHTSSSBIWTKM! That means "i hate those stupid shortcuts so badly i want to kill myself!"

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Firewolf124 years ago

No down side lmbo

LiunrSnivy8 years ago

I could make a documentary about how it"s like being a potato and make millions!

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