Will You Press The Button?

makigarpuusedfly 10 years ago

is mayonnise an instrument ?

IKUN___ 3 years ago

啊？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

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achildofthanos 4 years ago

be smart about this, choose to have the power of probability, basically you can change the chances of anything, boom change the chance of you drowning in mayo to 0. You also have the whole universe in the palm of your hand

Jordan Carey 13 years ago

What if your superpower is breathing mayonnaise?

bobbbb 3 years ago

autism

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NotCaptainAmerica739 11 years ago

super power to have unlimited wishes including removed all mayo in the world GREAT SCOTT

MachuPichu 8 years ago

I like mayo

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Uncookedham87 9 years ago

How can an instrument drown you exactly

Zhak9 11 years ago

How would you drown if you're already dead?

Dogggirl363 9 years ago

my super power will be able to breathe under any circumstances

fuyufrost 10 years ago

that"s the way to go out

Bobithith 7 years ago

The power to bend reality to my will, can't drown in mayonaise if mayonaise never existed. Sorry mayonaise lovers but reality is often disappointing

Dogggirl363 9 years ago

or my super power will be immortality

ismartromangamer 9 years ago

once the earth ends you will be floating in space for eternity.

catacorntron3000 9 years ago

I love mayonaise, this is how I want to die anyway.

makigarpuusedfly 10 years ago

what if my power is imortality ? kill me now myannoise

BoiBoixd 9 years ago

Then you will drown forever

BlazoBoom 11 years ago

Who cares if you die of at the age of 92 in mayonaise. Honestly. JUST CLICK TEH BUTON!!!1111

Coolguy101ofawe 11 years ago

1. You get the superpower to give yourself any superpower. 2. Give yourself immortality. 3. Give yourself anything else you want.

xdude314 11 years ago

IZ MAYONAZE A DIE?

endergirl1872 9 years ago

no, patrick

Darius Kovac 13 years ago

Where's the downside??

Holy 11 years ago

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaat

David Wang 13 years ago

superpower: immortality DONE

georgiemilex 10 years ago

When the world ends and the universe collapses in on itself you will be left to exist in non existence in the void of eternal nothingness

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Mermila 9 years ago

My power will be Immortality...

evilman987 11 years ago

power giving immortality

finnkid1 10 years ago

Flying. FUCK YOU I"M NOT GONNA DROWN IN FUCKING MAYO

bitchass 11 years ago

This is win-win

ProfessorHidgensStan 7 years ago

That"s the best way to go out

FT6FG6T 11 years ago

i woudent pick imortality cuz evereyone would die and you would be alive and lonly

Infinite_Ch4os 12 years ago

Dufuq?

CYHZ 2 years ago

我可能会死吗？

somethingnew 10 years ago

i like Mayonnaise.

NedisAwesome344 11 years ago

I would be dead when i drown in mayonnaise so no down side

iicookiez 8 years ago

What if you have lots of powers and one of them is being amune to mayonnaise

zumishidozi 11 years ago

Get the power of make the powers you want and immortality.....so fucking done

Elizabeth Hansen 13 years ago

Num num mayonnaise :)

Kangkarot 9 years ago

The day I die by drowning in liquified eggs is the day when I said YOLO.

Davynavy02 11 years ago

Who has a elephant size jar filled whit Mayo?!?!?!?!?

VveraW 9 years ago

De algo hay que morir.

Vychron 11 years ago

the mayonaise will only be there WHEN you die

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

Power: to give self more powers = breath in mayo = a heck of a sandwich = immorality = profit = awesomeness = :D

So sufistic8ed 11 years ago

Who thinks of these things ðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒ

batik_guy 5 years ago

I will choose the omni-manipulation, the ability to control anything. I can manipulate everything with my super power like manipulate my body to be able to fly, run faster, or turns invisible. And I can control how and when I die. Not to mention that the "... [Show full comment]