Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

Doesn't say that those people had to be willing! Hehehehe... *Global panic arises when people randomly get superpowers* Time to fuck shit up.

frigomanu7 years ago

Just wish you always have someone to do your work, so when the time to be a genie comes somebody does it for you :p

sertang9 years ago

"he told me to end the suffering of his daughter, so i handed him an axe"

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Just have my wish be to always be free to do as I wish so I go around as a free Genie for 1000 years, and use that power to extend my time.LOOPHOLE!

Angus Berg12 years ago

Ask for the Genie's freedom, wealth and good health (Generic blessing). BOOM! Now I can live for 1000 years, free and clear.

Dude usernames r fake9 years ago

Also Its says grant you anything once...if can get everything you want just can only do that 1 thing once

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mati60497 years ago

what if i ask the genie to make me piss myself every time i go to a public place

SoullessPuppet8 years ago

It says 1000 years, but it doesn't say when. I can either wait "till I'm dying, or when I need someone else to make a wish... ...if I didn't just wish for reality-bending powers from the start, that is!

SoullessPuppet8 years ago

Well then I'll never do it xD

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Chinaman9 years ago

I wish people to suck MY dick,and then spending 1000 years granting people the wish to suck MY dick.Sounds good :)

XHZTM2 years ago

卧槽？

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AljaÅ¾ Kozina12 years ago

So, I make a wish, then I spend a thousand years granting people my wish (and not the one they wished). BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sillysandwitch029 years ago

That is another level of evil, but the biggest troll ever too.

Alexander Weaton12 years ago

So I wish for more genies, then I have to grant other people the wish for more genies... So, then the world is filled with genies... I see nothing wrong with this.

Coolcon8 years ago

Until someone wishes for nuclear war

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Isaac Prier12 years ago

I wish for 1000 years of happiness. Then I go around happy for 1000 years making other people happy.

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago

Pokemon will be real. And transformers.

pacoyo59 years ago

my 9 year old dream

idk-man-i-just-want-to-comment-on-things4 years ago

Im gonna trans so many people"s genders

Kerrie Johnson12 years ago

ok

PleasePressTheButton8 years ago

Why Is Every Front Comment 47 Years Ago?

Cookie3339 years ago

I would wish for emojis to exist and then more emojis and the world to be called planet Emoji not earth

1235player9 years ago

So...suicide

Andrew75959 years ago

same

Bubbaprime6 years ago

I'm akinator 😎😰

KarukikuPresses10 years ago

What? Getting a wish+Immortality for 1000 years? YES SIR!

UndertaleTrash_7 years ago

Wish for the ability to enchant stuff boom no downside

ZaneP12 years ago

I wish the one who granted the wish would have sex with the most beautiful human on earth.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Infinite wishes. Freedom, the ability to freeze people as well. No downside.

EdgyMemes9 years ago

Wish for more genies

ItGetsWorse8 years ago

Wish that people would wish me good things, so that when I am eventually no longer a genie I will be living more comfortably than everyone else.

Evapilot19 years ago

Yay. :)

TheFloofyProtogen5 years ago

Wish for your freedom when you become a genie so you are able to grant infinite wishes for yourself.

Big Cheese9 years ago

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aproy7 years ago

"I wish for infinite wishes and immunity against any conditions associated with my wish(es) being granted."

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade;9 years ago

Ok I wish that I will have unlimited wishes and then I wish to not be a genie and tadaaaaa

Hereuall27 years ago

Wish to not have to do that and get infinite free wishes that will b granted

Frozenlove1019 years ago

#newfriends

AwesomeSquacelast year

Le epic win per chance????? xDDDD

carz10111 years ago

I wish to not be a genie for the next 1000 years.

Zanypackback3 years ago

Sounds a pyramid scheme propaganda to me but ok.

Plosterkatt8 years ago

Ask the genie to work as a genie for you and then you will have unlimited wishes

marmitedude16 years ago

Sounds boring

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago

Its like Aladdin! WHOA

merkali9 years ago

my wish is imortality

XXXAddMeXXX9 years ago

immortality, wealth and food win win aye

kvk4life10 years ago

I'll wish that my greatest fetish will come true, so that everyone I serve will have their fetish fullfilled as well. I'm generous like that.

Crazygalaxyunicorn7 years ago

So u get a wish, you live over 1,000, AND others get ur wish? Sounds like a win win to me

you-see-mee-replying2 years ago

i will just ask the genie to brainwash himself and than ask for infite wishes and say i will not be a genie for 1000 years

notnothuman8 years ago

I"d love to be a sexy Arab.

Filipkovarik9 years ago

Sure: "I wish that "+(me==wisher?"I had infinite wishes":"the genie granting this wish would become a human")

TheL3gend278 years ago

First of all, i will wish to have infinite wishes, and after that i will wish to be a human forever

Lynn-Senpai9 years ago

I would wish for the genie to be free so the next person who comes wishes the same thing and voila!

GreenWhite4 years ago

Wish for infinite wishes, then for the downside to be erased.

KazeKen9 years ago

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pacoyo59 years ago

you suck

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Gamity7 years ago

Ask for freedom or to not be a fkin genie and grant them shite wishes to others. BOOM!

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