Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

Doesn't say that those people had to be willing! Hehehehe... *Global panic arises when people randomly get superpowers* Time to fuck shit up.

sertang 11 years ago

"he told me to end the suffering of his daughter, so i handed him an axe"

frigomanu 9 years ago

Just wish you always have someone to do your work, so when the time to be a genie comes somebody does it for you :p

Angus Berg 13 years ago

Ask for the Genie's freedom, wealth and good health (Generic blessing). BOOM! Now I can live for 1000 years, free and clear.

Dude usernames r fake 10 years ago

Also Its says grant you anything once...if can get everything you want just can only do that 1 thing once

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FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Just have my wish be to always be free to do as I wish so I go around as a free Genie for 1000 years, and use that power to extend my time.LOOPHOLE!

mati6049 8 years ago

what if i ask the genie to make me piss myself every time i go to a public place

SoullessPuppet 9 years ago

It says 1000 years, but it doesn't say when. I can either wait "till I'm dying, or when I need someone else to make a wish... ...if I didn't just wish for reality-bending powers from the start, that is!

SoullessPuppet 9 years ago

Well then I'll never do it xD

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Chinaman 11 years ago

I wish people to suck MY dick,and then spending 1000 years granting people the wish to suck MY dick.Sounds good :)

XHZTM 3 years ago

卧槽？

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AljaÅ¾ Kozina 13 years ago

So, I make a wish, then I spend a thousand years granting people my wish (and not the one they wished). BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sillysandwitch02 10 years ago

That is another level of evil, but the biggest troll ever too.

Alexander Weaton 13 years ago

So I wish for more genies, then I have to grant other people the wish for more genies... So, then the world is filled with genies... I see nothing wrong with this.

Coolcon 10 years ago

Until someone wishes for nuclear war

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Isaac Prier 13 years ago

I wish for 1000 years of happiness. Then I go around happy for 1000 years making other people happy.

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago

Pokemon will be real. And transformers.

pacoyo5 11 years ago

my 9 year old dream

dedXslade 10 years ago

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meatloave 11 months ago

The ability to grant ME anything I want

Maimai 12 years ago

I press the button, I wish to have 100 wishes more. Then I wish not to be a genie for 100 years, and other things I want to wish ^^

superman2o 9 years ago

Wow...nobody wants to be a genie?

MemzPF 5 years ago

Wish for infinite wishes, wish for downside not to happen

Anders Lisborg Simonsen 13 years ago

Wish that i never become a genie

Heyunicornhey 11 years ago

I would like to be a genie it's seems amazing

Ryanruud4 10 years ago

What about if i wish for more wishes then i wish to not be a genie

Julie33612 11 years ago

My wish is to live Hehe

Bsseoevssosansideosve 7 years ago

Sure

Nebulously cool 11 years ago

I wish that I could have an erection for 5 years

Prof. Loophole 10 years ago

Ask for immortaliy and you will never have to live as a genie. And also you can ask for freedom etc. for the genie.

JapanOtaku1 9 years ago

SLEEP FOR A 1,000 YEARS

Zzdavid 11 years ago

1- Wish for 3 wishes 2- wish for not being a genie 3- wish to everything you want

White20635 3 years ago

Okay first of my wish is "I can have infinity wish" and one of them is I don't need to be genie

Jess Spindler 13 years ago

I wish that Jess Spindler had infinite power.

SHARK8484 11 years ago

Ask the genie to give you 1000 more wishes.

koolguy 6 years ago

ask for unlimited wishes, so you can use them after the thousand years are up

PleasePressTheButton 9 years ago

47 YEARS AGO!!!!

1221monsterz 8 years ago

Ask for imprtaly and freedom fack this add is covering rhe text ok not more

TCETube 10 years ago

Id ask for more wishes... I dont fucking care if its overated.

Killerstar 11 years ago

Me too

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago

I can wish to become female genie

857 5 months ago

The SAME wish? Gosh, there are so many ways this could be amazing

vaguesoul 12 years ago

living for 1000 years will give you great knowledge .

logicalandrealistic 4 years ago

If I wished for Invisibility, I could just run away from the Genie.

James Samson 13 years ago

i wish for me not to be a genie and infinite wishes all in one wish.

NevIsDaBoss 9 years ago

So how much time do you get with your wish? Because this sounds like you wish something and then become the genie, so you can't use the wish you made. And that sound kinda boring to me.

pyrite-minimal 10 years ago

i wish for more wishes than wish not to be a genie

BasicallyImAGamer 11 years ago

my wish is doing everyones mother

TheOOOF 6 years ago

HMMMMMMMMMMM. ask genie for more wishes, wish him to negate the "but", and then ask him to gran ur wishes

PlatinumAgent89 10 years ago

Ask the genie to stop the 1000year thing

Jaylee Alivares 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

ANOMA 8 years ago

"I wish for you to be released"

Duckytheshark1 3 years ago

What if I wish to never become a genie , problem sloved

Alexander Bemis-pickford 13 years ago

Id wish everyone else in the world had to share my fate cause im an asshole

MichaelOlawoye 9 years ago

Ask for best life ever

Mattheboss890 11 years ago

wish for infinate wishis then u can wish for freedom power ect...

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