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Know and can understand every language on Earth.

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You cannot speak any of them except your native language.

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That_OP_Kitten9 years ago

im not talking, im communicating with my mouth with moderate sound

missing_therapy382 years ago

i meant to like it i missclicked

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Gabsss8 years ago

We have pens and paper people. They never said writing, just speaking

Themauf6 years ago

They also never said you know how to write them, just understand

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Assassin-king8 years ago

Better than nothing

brawlbri5 years ago

Yeah, I see no downside

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Hyena08 years ago

At least I understand everything and van translate

Dojes3 months ago

Literally just a person who is a one-way translator, only up.

ddddankboi7 years ago

I don't see the downside to this...

JayFeather084 years ago

You know, no point in knowing how to speak a language and not

YellowCandy84322 years ago

Hellow fellow Warriors fan!

MRPenguin8 years ago

I can learn sign language :3

Rocket0468 years ago

I will speak a made-up language that is almost like english except for one word which is (insert word)

YellowCandy84322 years ago

How about "cat" which would be spelled "kat?"

CaseyC8 years ago

Decode stuff like a pro... win archaeological and hacking fame...

Nathathan8 years ago

If only other planets were included, I"M LOOKING AT *YOU*, ALTERNIA!

Wynn101-908 years ago

This would be lit because you can understand the world but the downside is you can't respond to them but what would be lit is you spoke to animals to.

ThaCURSR8 years ago

You could type them or write them down during conversations

lh00009 years ago

so i know every language... i can write in every language...

brawlbri5 years ago

I see no downside

ValerieParker7 years ago

I can write/type, can't I?

TwoSided138 years ago

It doesn't say I can't write them down...

Kittenclaw9 years ago

Did it say you couldn't scream or whisper it? No, my friends, it didn't.

robertskuntlast year

bear 5

Warderthenovadestroyer168 years ago

i can translate it which is also nice.

Ink1234 years ago

I wont speak them I'll talk them.

Snipingdog6 years ago

THEN WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT THAT QUESTION IS A PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT

AngySmugleaf9 months ago

Keyboard warriors, prepare your fingers.

QueenofShadow127 years ago

I can Barely speak proper ENGLISH so FUCK THAT! WHAT LAUGUAGE WOULD I SPEAK ANYWAY!?!

swagnemite9 years ago

just listen to them, gather info and use it against them

T3R3Z1 PYR0P39 years ago

didnt say you cant scream or whisper in them :P

Destructer2463 years ago

Can i sing, scream or whisper those languages? Would give me alternatieve to writing

Houssam00005 years ago

I just want to read and play japanese novels and games. Who cares about speaking.

US!Sans8 years ago

Paper

abysssans9 years ago

Can you speak skeleton?

ShadowBonnie8 years ago

don't doubt my abilities, or your gonna have a bad time. anyway, i'm headed to grillby's, wanna come?

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555444hilast year

looks like im not speaking with anyone around me (yes im american)

TheArkerportian8 years ago

That will still make learning them the usual way much easier.

Not_a_cat4 years ago

...yet?

maggiejewel8 years ago

just whisper

Pitudo4206 years ago

What if your bilingual

FuckedUpCat2 months ago

well that means I can translate it to people that don’t know the language

charizard_7 years ago

I know a bunch of languages and can't make my vocal chords say it right anyway lol

NinjaDragonPusher9 years ago

im not speaking im talking XD

Gdrggg3 years ago

Then why I should understand every language if I will not speak it

Lhama_Torrada4 years ago

It doesn’t specifically say that you can’t learn it again

LzzFlores7 years ago

Fuck subtitles :D

ruimartins998 years ago

ANIME.

woof9 years ago

text its 2016 you know

jonix11 months ago

de ce nu?

Yukitai4 years ago

But then "ching chong sping spong" doesn't exist (I pressed because weeb reasons)

franciscothekillercadiz8 years ago

i can write

unknownsilentkillers6 years ago

Okay so I learned 2 languages at the same time so I technically have 2 native languages. Get flexed on normies.

Sirayo7 years ago

Only speaking so pen and paper or a doodle oh what am I talking about, MY GODDAM PHONE!

last year

If you know how to write it, yes.

Jester339 years ago

No down Side

Ramisoboh7 years ago

So then you don't know them no point

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