It never said the madman would attack if you don't press the button, only that they will if you do press it. Therefore, I will not press the button, and I will keep my legs and my thumbs.
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smartalex10 years ago
Why would I need thumbs? I can just tape knives to the thumb stumps and attack people. FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAA!!!
I am a tree I can just grow them back in about 150 years
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Bananasplit11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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issy1811 years ago
Or I can just not press the button and avoid this situation entirely?
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Mikesauce1010 years ago
you can kind of play basketball in a wheelchair... I'm keeping my thumbs
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Toot9 years ago
It never says u ill lose ALL of your thumb it might be like, one atom
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Gabriel Dean Stephan13 years ago
Fething-
Don't push this button, it SPAWNS the madman that it prevents from cutting off your legs.
It doesn't prevent the amputation if you don't push it because there'd be nothing to prevent.
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Mushroom?11 years ago
I mean...legs getting cut off can hurt more...
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Alibaba-sama9 years ago
...i mean... i nEED MT LEGS BYITCHHH
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AndrijaFuncyman10 years ago
If I don't press then there is no to cut me
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cakeislife11 years ago
XD I would so then I could me popular at school and have robot thumbs
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Jaecrk4 years ago
O quê?eu vou perder de qualquer jeito? me recuso a escolher.
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jake ukzkuygkdsufg11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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pressthefkingbutton11 years ago
HOW WILL I DRAW
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CactusTree8 years ago
So what do I loose? My thumbs or my legs?
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imaperson12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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PumpkinPie10 years ago
neither XDDDD
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dankmemes1019 years ago
No press = no madman
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Teta121410 years ago
Bionic hand
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ZodiacGamer2011 years ago
i need to text man
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skyfox4711 years ago
Bitch I need my thumbs
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Mr_Waterbucket2 months ago
Why madman will cutting off my legs.
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Mangledfox11 years ago
Dont press button, and a madmane will not cut off your legs or thumbs
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C9 years ago
Doesn't say I will meet the madman if I don't press the button so...
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Feelinstevetacular8 years ago
Dealing with prosthetic thumbs is way easier than being stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. Also you"re gonna need your legs to run away from the madman
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MinimiMax11 years ago
I've almost lost my thumb once and while it was recovering, I learned how to live without it. No problem.
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The Norwegian Northrman11 years ago
i can hold anything without a thumb. I've tried it! i can even shoot a bow and arrow without one
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RavenClaw10 years ago
So pressing or not pressing is a dilemma
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jajajaths11 years ago
i pressed the button..why? because my thumbs is more important for me. (gaming,drawing,shitty school idk,to jerk normally)
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TheLogicalHusky9 years ago
Ever heard of prosthetic legs?
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Daniel Myles Beard13 years ago
Why is a mad man trying to cut off my lags?
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xXToxicJayXx11 years ago
Fuck my legs! my beautiful thumbs!
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DuffCheese9 years ago
Hmm. Yea. I loose my "chicken thumbs" then :D
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DrWho360710 years ago
I'm so confused is this telling me a madman is going to chop of my legs and this button is giving me a choice between my legs and my thumbs?
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BACONLUFFY11 years ago
What are the fucking chances of someone cutting my fucking legs off seriously
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