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45376 (46%) people have pressed this button, while 52543 (54%) did not.
You prevent a madman from cutting off your legs.
but
You lose your thumbs.
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Maharid last year
This is not how you do a dilemma.

Nikkaz 11 years ago
I didnt press the button because this won't happen to me..right?

WBGrock 9 years ago
Yeah. Pressing the button creates the madman who wants to cut off your legs., therefore. Don't press the button, keep your legs and thumbs.

Branater 10 years ago
Soooo if I don't press it the mad man will never exsised...

Sliver_eevee_the_pokehog 10 years ago
true... i think

AsrielHero 9 years ago
Pressing the button guarantees that your legs don't get cut off, but not pressing it gives you a chance of not losing anything.

Carl Hallowell 13 years ago
I play video games. I need my thumbs more than my legs.

Heronater 4 years ago
so true
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WildKatGirl 9 years ago
It never said the madman would attack if you don't press the button, only that they will if you do press it. Therefore, I will not press the button, and I will keep my legs and my thumbs.

smartalex 10 years ago
Why would I need thumbs? I can just tape knives to the thumb stumps and attack people. FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAA!!!

Papalongdong 9 years ago
Childish as fuck
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AssHar 10 years ago
No reason to press this: if you do a madman will try to attack you. By not pressing, he won't.

Double0racle 9 years ago
I need my thumbs to make my prothstetics

PressTheButton!!!! 9 years ago
If you don't press the button.....nothing happens. So if you want a madman to try and cut off your legs, press the button!

Adamkw22 10 years ago
Dont press the button

MeIoetta 10 years ago
Upside?

PoisonousShadows 10 years ago
If you don't press the button nothing will happen this is worded really badly.

LoveTigers556 10 years ago
I need my thumbs or I'll never beat Kirby's Return To Dreamland.

ZodiacGamer20 11 years ago
MEDITAN LEGS Undertale

Robert B. Healy III 13 years ago
Gamer here, need my thumbs. Legs can be replaced with technology. Thumbs however are more intricate, and I need them to be at their best.

UselessCompanion 9 years ago
@lollol8lolgbl you do know that you would need thumbs for a pc too?
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a_tree 8 years ago
I am a tree I can just grow them back in about 150 years

Bananasplit 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

issy18 11 years ago
Or I can just not press the button and avoid this situation entirely?

Mikesauce10 10 years ago
you can kind of play basketball in a wheelchair... I'm keeping my thumbs

Toot 9 years ago
It never says u ill lose ALL of your thumb it might be like, one atom

Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago
Fething- Don't push this button, it SPAWNS the madman that it prevents from cutting off your legs. It doesn't prevent the amputation if you don't push it because there'd be nothing to prevent.

Mushroom? 11 years ago
I mean...legs getting cut off can hurt more...

Alibaba-sama 9 years ago
...i mean... i nEED MT LEGS BYITCHHH

AndrijaFuncyman 10 years ago
If I don't press then there is no to cut me

cakeislife 11 years ago
XD I would so then I could me popular at school and have robot thumbs

Jaecrk 4 years ago
O quê?eu vou perder de qualquer jeito? me recuso a escolher.

jake ukzkuygkdsufg 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

pressthefkingbutton 11 years ago
HOW WILL I DRAW

CactusTree 8 years ago
So what do I loose? My thumbs or my legs?

imaperson 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

PumpkinPie 10 years ago
neither XDDDD

dankmemes101 9 years ago
No press = no madman

Teta1214 10 years ago
Bionic hand

ZodiacGamer20 11 years ago
i need to text man

skyfox47 11 years ago
Bitch I need my thumbs

Mr_Waterbucket 2 months ago
Why madman will cutting off my legs.

Mangledfox 11 years ago
Dont press button, and a madmane will not cut off your legs or thumbs

C 9 years ago
Doesn't say I will meet the madman if I don't press the button so...

Feelinstevetacular 8 years ago
Dealing with prosthetic thumbs is way easier than being stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. Also you"re gonna need your legs to run away from the madman

MinimiMax 11 years ago
I've almost lost my thumb once and while it was recovering, I learned how to live without it. No problem.

The Norwegian Northrman 11 years ago
i can hold anything without a thumb. I've tried it! i can even shoot a bow and arrow without one

RavenClaw 10 years ago
So pressing or not pressing is a dilemma

jajajaths 11 years ago
i pressed the button..why? because my thumbs is more important for me. (gaming,drawing,shitty school idk,to jerk normally)

TheLogicalHusky 9 years ago
Ever heard of prosthetic legs?

Daniel Myles Beard 13 years ago
Why is a mad man trying to cut off my lags?

xXToxicJayXx 11 years ago
Fuck my legs! my beautiful thumbs!

DuffCheese 9 years ago
Hmm. Yea. I loose my "chicken thumbs" then :D

DrWho3607 10 years ago
I'm so confused is this telling me a madman is going to chop of my legs and this button is giving me a choice between my legs and my thumbs?

BACONLUFFY 11 years ago
What are the fucking chances of someone cutting my fucking legs off seriously
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