(In the tune of gotta catch them all)
I wanna be the fattest one
That no one will ever be
To be obese is my real test
To gain weight is my cause
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AWC11 years ago
I cant get fat. Trust me I tried...
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Georgia_Ben_ 10 years ago
I already am obese... where's nthe the down side?
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Panifex9 years ago
But do these women have good personalities? Do we have things in common? Are they smart? There"s no upside unless these things are true
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randomteen4 years ago
Just work out what’s the big deal
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My.name.is.scream11 years ago
Gay for pay your comment has pissed me off majorly
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kylie11 years ago
I'm lesbian
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Isabella DeBlass13 years ago
i'm a girl...si no
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RaeIshBae10 years ago
Well, I'm a girl, so...
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BiGaRiOuS11 years ago
I prefer the type with messy hair and potato chips on their clothes.
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Panifex8 years ago
Gain weight at the rate of one ounce per year. It"s still a gain, but it ensures that you die before you gain enough to make a difference.
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TheAwesomePurpleOwl9 years ago
No thanks I'm not lesbian
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TEMMIECHAT10 years ago
I'm already obese! I weigh chicken 130 pounds and I'm only 13 and 4"12!
Buuut.
I'm a girl.
HA HA button
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Allora2270111 years ago
I'm a girl. HA.
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DreamFantasy9 years ago
I'm a skinny bisexual female who doesn't care if she gains a lot of weight. So, I'm pretty sure it"s a win-win. 😆
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Rose Quartz💙10 years ago
Ummmmm I like Boyz. so is it Fit handsome men for us?
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meatloave6 months ago
'slowly but constantly' <--- at the rate of 1/10th oz per decade.
Ill become obese in about 30 to perhaps 50 thousand years..... provided I dont exercise
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Potatowave6 years ago
I am a straight woman, so there is no upside for me here lol
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Nigma Edward13 years ago
"UNTIL you are obese" Once I am obese I will lose all my weight, it wont grow back cause it stops after you are obese.
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eXtremeLou11 years ago
I will exercise after i became extremely obese.(bad grammar mate)
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spr_mystery_man9 years ago
I don't want obesity...
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SnipingHunt019 years ago
Guys are better
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Finley10 years ago
No I'm not being fat
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
im already fat.
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mimi27811 years ago
im a girl so fuck u
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NevIsDaBoss9 years ago
Oh yeah, everyone on the Internet is male
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Rheee8 years ago
Do you mean you live a normal life but girls actually like you
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davidgregory200110 years ago
One, there are straight girls, 2 I would not get fat so no thanks
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