Will You Press The Button?

Nasho4 years ago

For the people that think that being the only person would make them happy, take a time to realize that everything made by the human will stop being produced and you'll will die in some days/weeks

Tronikk6 years ago

Anyone who pressed this is a horrible person who takes their own happiness above the lives of billions of people.

Martin KÃ¶nig12 years ago

Shouldn't it be "because" instead of "but" ? :D

TheRealSatan3 years ago

Bro what the fuck is wrong with you

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Pomegranate7 years ago

No. I like being a woman, and being happy with everyone dead would make me a phycopath. But for all you dudes, just send everyone into space and back again :D

Trailman057 years ago

You like periods then, ok...

MdoubleM9 years ago

I don't want happinnes if I have to be alone forever. It's not worth it.

jessicatmeow9 years ago

I think youre pretty muchalone, there xD

MDarkKing16547 years ago

I mean sure I don't like lots of people but I need them to servive

mein-fuhrer7 years ago

that would make me s-mad

3ogdy8 years ago

Thank God. Allahu Akhbar,you infidels.

Sans_the_skeleton07218 years ago

If everyone dies then mankind will go extinct and your family dies too so thats a nope for me its not worth it

Friendly-Neighbourhood-Anarchist8 years ago

What is wrong with 30% of people?

jkmc12058 years ago

I'm worried about the people who pressed this button.

djcoletheboss8 years ago

How are you happy when everyone dies? No more food and water, friends, amd family

Rorynator8 years ago

Nobody said you were happy, you were just the happiest.

Caillin Barker12 years ago

these questions are a bit one gender oriented... because I'd like to be the happiest women in the world.. being a man AND having everyone else die is not worth it

GucciPooch4 years ago

o my gosh stop being petty

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Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago

You will be the happiest man in the world YOU ARE the only man on earth

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago

because*

Victoria vdm9 years ago

WAIT IT SAYS EVERYONE... SOOOOO I can be the King of everyTHING like animals or idk :D Yeah...

Scott Tinker12 years ago

You would be the happiest man in the world because you are the only man in the world

Nasho4 years ago

and you'll die in a week :D

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Taylor Thomas12 years ago

Wait it says happiest man on earth? Do i have to become a dude then?

blueeyedninja8 years ago

Yes

Grace Fower12 years ago

I just didn't want to be a man tbh fuck the world

Italo Munares Mendez12 years ago

people who have pressed the button just want to watch the world burn.

Destiny129 years ago

Yes, yes we do.

Dark-ash-karma8 years ago

How can I be happy with no anime being made, game servers crashing and no internet.

Bendleana5 years ago

What about a woman?

FatPif9 years ago

Peeple make me happy so....

BeingAwesom9 years ago

But how am I happy if everyone's dead?

scaryduck7 years ago

if everyone dies, you"re the happiest one because there"s no one else to compete... therefore if you chose to press the button you"d be a little lonely

dreames9 years ago

well there aren't any other men alive so you would be the most everything in the world

Otto8 years ago

I want to be the happiest Apache helicopter, why cant I be that? :(

Frogmaster697 years ago

Ill also be the saddest and angryest and calmest

ScarletViper10 years ago

If you are the only person left on the planet, wouldn't that mean you would HAVE to be the happiest man on the planet by default?

CreeperReaper168 years ago

Zombie apoclypse -- the zombies

Jesus-Christ6 months ago

well I died for your sins. Now it's your turn

Jethro The Red Scarf9 years ago

If no one else is on earth then of course you are the happiest. duh

schnitzelbauer4 years ago

if your the only man in the world electricty would fall out so no more videogames or even this website

ButtonClicker129 years ago

how can u be happy when all people die?!

Fedora-King8 years ago

Hey, at least you would have everything to yourself •w•

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

1. I turn into a man 2. I will be happy 3. because everyone is dead I love this button

MegaLarge6 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

NathalieTheMelon9 years ago

i do not think i would be happy if i see my loved ones die....

TomaYT8 years ago

that"s right😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

there is no point in being the happiest man OR WOMAN (ahem Caillin) if everybody else is dead. Pass.

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES)9 years ago

How would you be happy if everyone dies?

Hot Sauce10 years ago

You can be 1% happy and considered happiest person alive because no one else exists.

BlazeShock9 years ago

well you feel like crap because every one is dead but you would be the happiest because dead people don't have feelings

AF7 years ago

I am no man!!! Like/ comment is you got this reference...

Bananu8 years ago

Yay I can finaly do genocide!

Crazy_poptart8 years ago

Your icon fits so well lmao

Maharid11 months ago

Earth without humanity will be better so i'll press it an enjoy my last few years as the last human (i will rely on canned food).

Scruffy9 years ago

I won't be happy if I can't rub it in the face of my enemies

AlphieaTheWolf7 years ago

Just me and Earth-Chan (I don't have Reddit and yes I'm trash)

kaycee247811 years ago

Then I wouldn't be able to share my happiness with anyone!!

DidYouPressIt5 years ago

If they all die then I'm already technically the happiest anyway

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