26368 (30%) 60658 (70%)
26368 (30%) people have pressed this button, while 60658 (70%) did not.
You become the most awesome person in the world ever.
but
You will never have ANY privacy, EVER.
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FlapJack9 years ago
I'm really introverted so this would really suck for me.

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ4 years ago
Kill the stalkers then.
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RainaLovesStampy9 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY WHOLE LIFE IS BASED ON MY PRIVACY I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AT LEAST 4 HOURS A DAY OTHERWISE MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE

AwesomestPersonInDaWorld9 years ago
I AM ALREADY THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

OblivionBringer7 years ago
Not to be rude, but ego much?
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P0$H9 years ago
I need privacy lel

PurpleMS4 years ago
Same

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
so? ...just get a pet rock and keep it with you...

Jón Flosi Aðalsteinsson12 years ago
i would die of masturbation deprivation

youngadek5 months ago
lol same
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Allyroasted7 years ago
Dude u got me hard but i this pro girl

brookebaker7 years ago
I like the way i already am

de_wey9017 years ago
NO I DNT GET ENEH PRIVICAY?????

Ron Vaksman12 years ago
well chuck norris is alredy taken

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
second best will do for you

oldnotweak10 years ago
i see what you did there NSA... you sneaky pieces of shit. i did NOT press your button.

WistfulThanos108 years ago
Nah.... @ !

Hawks17109 years ago
plz insert privacy here ->[ ]<-

moncherie999 years ago
[privacy]

Mrdilly8 years ago
so when you go to the bathroom there are people inside ur toilet

Cathrope8 years ago
They'll be glad to wipe my ass due to my awesomeness.

Yolo Wizards9 years ago
Why would I want that? Strip down naked the paparazzi at my shower taking pictures of me. Hell on earth I tell 'ye!

Maxumizer11 years ago
Faith in life not restored

fefiischii9 years ago
I am the most awesome person in the world.

mylee12347 years ago
I don't have any privacy at all, so this wouldn't change a thing.

I am HUMAN9 years ago
I still called being famous

CrumbleCake7 years ago
You’d get used to it.

CheapSheep9 years ago
So, every famous person ever?

maxwellduo10 years ago
No privacy No life

uwillneverknow10 years ago
Because thats what makes me awesome

Nico6678 years ago
I already am the most awesome person in the world sooo the button is pointless to me

Hyodo Issei9 years ago
If i'm the most awesome person in the world, taking a poop would be the most awesome thing in the world. I would laugh a lot XD

StinkyMrFucklast year
anything i do, no matter how exposed it is, will be cool as hell to everyone so i'm alright with it

Steve Daglio Lapolla12 years ago
you dont need privacy when you have bitches right?

Krusek8 years ago
I am still awesome.

GoodForYou9 years ago
What if you are with a sexy person?

PowerPEKKA179 years ago
I MUST MASTURBAIT NOOOOOOO

bossman320349 years ago
I need my privacy (dish commercial)

chrisbaez10 years ago
Let them see

Katina_Galanis8 years ago
If you where the most aeswome no onr would judgue uou

dude-man10 years ago
Yay me awesome!

docter8 years ago
To much baby"s involved

breawnalove329 years ago
just thinking of that would be a living hell

Bobijawsome9 years ago
I don't need privacy, wink wink nod nod bow chica bow wow

ThePaulDude9 years ago
You might want to reconsider that statement & loose the fat chicks while your at it.

tehhypergamer9 years ago
I wont be able to look at my porn!

P4R4D0X9 years ago
but everyone would think your'e awesome for watching such good porn ;D

Korenv776 years ago
No downside

That guy you know9 years ago
I already am the most awesome person in the world soooooo yeah

JamesRider7 years ago
No, just no.

Bella241319 years ago
If they won't give me privacy i will call sans and we will give them a bad time! so its a no

Bella241319 years ago
i meant no XD

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago
I already am the most awesome person in the world...

Quack-Peep10 years ago
Hitler?

Whyamidoingthiswtf9 years ago
i dont have a life :D So IDGAF

SlendermanGermany11 months ago
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Megan Mackley12 years ago
I don't wanna be an IRL Mary-Sue anyway~

Savpai8 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK THEN HOW WILL I MASTURBATE IN PEACE

Sennomo9 years ago
I'm the most awesome person in the world anyway, so why would I press it?

dragonite9 years ago
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