You get accepted into the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
but
You die after you graduate and have to live with Moaning Myrtle
I will not

Davd 11 years ago
1. It doesn't specify when I die. 75 years "After graduation" is still after graduation. 2. Moaning Myrtle is kinda hot in the movies(Her actress is like 40, give it a rest)

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago
Didnt you kill someone?
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SekiKapeki 6 years ago
What if I dont graduate and I just got kicked

Kay Mettlin 13 years ago
Just drop-out during 7th Year. (Like Fred and George) Then help save the world. "And no they couldn't take away your wand."

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
You remain immortal until you graduate. Then you die and have to live with Moaning Myrtle.
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Wolfo 9 years ago
Never graduate

KatieBaker 10 years ago
I have to LIVE with moaning myrtle? But I"d be dead! IDIOT.

NGTSsundee007 11 years ago
you might have to live with her, but it never said that you couldn't insult her or have to marry her. XD

zoorg20ral03 11 years ago
SO WORTH IT

Morgan Moore 13 years ago
Wouldn't it be you are dead with Moaning Myrtle?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
You beat @KatieBaker to the joke by an unknown period of time.

Shawna Nevertoolate Hester 13 years ago
Uh. Get to live at Hogwarts forever? YEAH! And they say live with Myrtle, not stay with her 24/7

Brendon Thomson-Nahoum 13 years ago
nvr graduate

Ethan FannyPack Sowersby 13 years ago
harry has the ressurection stone, problem solved!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
And before someone corrects me, I purposely wrote it as “Philosopher’s Scone”.
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ImNotAFish 9 years ago
What’s with all the HP?

Tsundere Vegeta 11 years ago
I don't like any of the three mentioned.

Spinner 11 years ago
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Mackenzie 11 years ago
I don't need to go to hogwarts high school of stupid

Lelsanic 11 years ago
Eh i accept.

Usernamesaredumb 9 years ago
Just don't graduate

SigurdCiaran 6 years ago
Where"s the downside?

johny c0ugar 10 years ago
LORD OF THE RINGS LORD OF THE RINGS SCREW HARRY POTTER SCREW HARRY POTTER

SinfulSerenata 11 years ago
Fuck yes, we'd scare the crap outta people all day e'ry day

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
2 words: ghost sex :D

Peopod101 10 years ago
I am a huge Harry Potter fan so I had to press the botton on this one.

link374 11 years ago
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Mad_hatter9876543 9 years ago
Roomies but more anoing oh well

kenoazworld 11 years ago
Ill just fail all of my senior year and keep re-taking it hahahaha

OSMANO 9 years ago
What if I don't graduate?

Calista 11 years ago
I guess getting stuck as a ghost would kinda suck, but then... Hogwarts... hmm. I'm indecisive.

Iamwastingurtime 11 years ago
Yeah!!!! Who wouldent

Monoakalipqp 5 years ago
i don't even like harry potter

KawaiiTree7 10 years ago
I don't like Harry Potter. It's stupid.

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Walk_on_the_butter_road 8 years ago
I would kill someone to get expelled... probably

Zack Stout 13 years ago
If I went to Hogwarts, I'd die happy. lol

Trash_ 9 years ago
I don't like Harry Potter...

WBGrock 11 years ago
Does she take it in the pooper?

ExcalibroBlue 9 years ago
I dunno, Moaning Myrtle is kinda hot.

pusib0ss 11 years ago
dont like harry potter that much

TheFlash420 11 years ago
HECK YES!

Jeebus 11 years ago
just dont go to graduation

Hyltran 6 years ago
She’s kinky I think I will press the button :) I interpreted the book as if she took Harry’s virginity and I will fuck here happy 😃

Renee Cooperider 13 years ago
Um I'll be at Hogwarts forever How about yes

Enderwolf308 10 years ago
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Larissa Macêdo 13 years ago
doesnt matter, went to hogwarts

Adan_Reyes 10 years ago
I die but have to live with moaning myrtle? So I don't die? Lol wtf

Sabrinanuggets314 10 years ago
Moaning myrtle is a ghost that lives in the girls bathroom

twinsparkalfa4270 11 years ago
Philosophers stone elixr of everlasting life:D

Jason Vorhees 11 years ago
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Luk_CoolLetsplay 11 years ago
ok al gust wish for 50 girls and fuck them suck boobs and then mi life is complete

NicholeKrueger 9 years ago
never graduate!

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago
Dude.

oldnotweak 11 years ago
shes kind of hot XD
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